Stupid Inventions!

[Sunstar]

The Combimouse, a mouse and keyboard in one:

http://www.combimouse.com/index.htm

Wait it gets better (or worse):

Presenting the DVD Rewinder(lol)!

I dunno know about you, but I just hate rewinding my DVDs manually after watching them. Thank goodness someone came up with the DVD rewinder to relieve my tired hands. Just snap the disc on top, press the button and watch in wonder as your disc spins up thanks to the "Centriptal Velocity Spindle." It even has its own rewinding sound which if you don't like, can be re-recorded. Show this to your less-technical friends, sit back and enjoy the show. Batteries not included and yes this thing is real and can be purchased.

http://www.dvguru.com/2006/10/03/the-dvd-rewinder

And since we're on the topic of useless inventions(received these via an e-mail):

100% Goose Down T-Shirts
100% recyclable environmentally safe CHAINSAW
ABS for Bicycle
AC adapter for electric cars
AC adapter for solar calculators
Air Bag for Aircrafts
All-terrain roller blades
Armpit-Scent Deodorant
Asprin Flavoured Non-asprin painkillers
Asprin Flavored Gum
Battery powered battery charger
Battery powered nail clipper
Battery powered straw
Bifocal binoculars
Black Highlighter
Braille Drive-thru ATM's
Braille Driver's Manual
Braille Encoded Cam-corder
Brake oil
Broom with bent handle For sweeping round corners
Bubble-less Champagne
Camouflage Billboards
Cast iron toilet paper
Cast iron wire
Cat flap for the fridge
Centre-zero speedometer
Cereal enriched with optical-fiber
Checkered paint
Clapper-Operated Door Locks
Clapper-Operated Stage lights
Clear Correction Fluid
Clear High-lighter
Coin-Operated ATM's
Compact Disc Rewinder
Compact Limo
Computer Mouse Trap
Cord-less Extension Cords
Cord-less Pay Phone
Cord-less Wire
Dehydrated Water just add water
Diet Celery (more negative calories)
Dolphin-Free Whaler Harpoons
Downhill Stair-Master
Dry Wet-Wipes
Ejector Basket for Hot Air Balloons
Electric banana straightener
Electricity Powered Generator
Fake Faux Pearl Necklace
Fake Rhinestones
Fireproof Matches
Fizzy milk
Flashbulb tester
Foam rubber toothpicks for sensitive teeth
Frictionless Sandpaper
Frowning Smileys
Furry Toiletpaper for furry toilet seats
Gasoline Powered Air Freshener
Gasoline Powered Calculator
Gasoline Powered Exercise Bike
Gasoline Powered Hearing Aid
Glow-in-the-dark Invisible Ink
Glow-in-the-dark Soap
Glow-in-the-dark Sundial
Glow-in-the-dark Sunglasses
Glow-in-the-dark Suntan Lotion
Hand Powered Chainsaw
Heated Refrigerator
Heavy Duty Bath Soap with Bleach
Helium Paperweights
Humane Ant Traps and Roach Motels
Humane fish hooks
Ice skate sandals for use in hot climates.
Imitation Cubic Zirconia
Imitation Puppets
Impact-Triggered Parachute
Inflatable Anchor
Inflatable Dart board
Insoluble Suppositories
Instant Dry Dry-Skin lotion
Lighter powered Car Battery Charger
Liver flavored Lollipops
Low Salt Brine
Low-calorie Health Choclate Bar
Matte finish floor wax
Mesh Umbrella
Motorcycle Air Bag
Motorcycle Air Conditioner
Motorcycle Ashtrays
Motorcycle Cup
Motorcycle Windshield Wipers
Motorcycle Seat Belts
No-fault earthquake insurance
No grit sandpaper
Non-Alcoholic Alcohol
Non-drip cooking oil
Non-toxic Chemical Weapons
Nuclear Powered Radiation Detector
One way round trip tickets
Polite Car Alarm
Pollution-free detergent
Portable Dishwasher
Powdered Water
Radar Detector for Runners/Joggers
Remote Controlled Exercise Bike
Remote Controlled Remote Control
Screen Doors for Airplanes
Screen Doors for Space Shuttle
Screen Doors for Submarines
Second-hand fireworks
See-through Blinds
Shopping Carts for Homeless
Snow Tires for Bicycle
Solar Powered Pacemaker
Solar Powered Tanning Bed
Solar Powered Torch
Soundproof Speakers
Steel rubber bands
Strap-on portable chairs
Sugar Coated Toothpaste
Superconducting insulator
Super-glue Post-its
Toasted Popsicles
Toupee/Wig with a chinstrap
Training Wheels for Sports Cars
Unbreakable Pinata
Umbrellas with Sun Roofs
Underwater Hair Dryer
Unscented Perfume
Velvet Raincoats
Virtual reality bathing/showering
Virtual reality fishing
Waterproof Powder
Waterproof Sponge
Waterproof Tea Bags
Waterproof Toilet Paper
Waterproof Towel
Wax Flowers for Outdoor use
Windscreen-wiper warning light
World's Largest Microchip

Have a nice day everyone!t:

 

[Master Chief]

omg, DVD rewinder... lol.

 

[Darthphere]

Wilhelm, post the pics!

 

[AndThePickles]

Um, what?!

 

[The Question]

 

[redmarvel]

MTV = Music Television

Actually that was a good invention when the focused on the music... now it's become crap because they've joined the "reality" show bandwagon

 

[Apollo]

dvd rewinder??

 

[November Rain]

some of those don't seem as bad after initial inspection.

THe one i've alwys thought got too much bad press was the solar powered flashlight.

poor thing

 

[Sunstar]

ROTFLMAO!t:

 

[Apollo]

i remeber when mtv used to be "cool"

 

[britrogue]

The combimouse isn't that bad, but what the hell is the point in the DVD rewinder?

 

[Sunstar]

i remeber when mtv used to be "cool"

Wow I never thought I'd see 'MTV' and the word 'cool' in the same sentence!
Oh and that is just an urban legend!

 

[Apollo]

Wow I never thought I'd see 'MTV' and the word 'cool' in the same sentence!
Oh and that is just an urban legend!

my childhood has been a lie!

 

[Immortalfire]

I didn't know DVD's could be rewound in the first place

 

[DV8]

This is an actual review:

The first time I used this, I was like... "holy crap that is one serious DVD rewinding monster!"

Saves me time, gas money and comes with a coupon for a free Dan's Deal at Del Taco. I love this thing more than my own dog.

 

[Immortalfire]

This is an actual review:

The first time I used this, I was like... "holy crap that is one serious DVD rewinding monster!"

Saves me time, gas money and comes with a coupon for a free Dan's Deal at Del Taco. I love this thing more than my own dog.

What the heck had these people been doing, using the search button to back the disc up to it's beginning?

 

[Mee]

Braille Drive-thru ATM's
Braille Driver's Manual
Braille Encoded Cam-corder

 

[DV8]

What the heck had these people been doing, using the search button to back the disc up to it's beginning?

hahahaha . . . well, I think the product is just for a good laugh anyway . . . don't I feel cheap and used

 

[AndThePickles]

"Liver flavored Lollipops"


Ewwwww

 

[Mee]

Cannibals need candy too.

 

[AndThePickles]

Even the cannibals probably don't like liver

 

[Mee]

Liver is to cannibals

as

Cream filling of Oreo's is to regular people

 

[Immortalfire]

Liver is to cannibals

as

Cream filling of Oreo's is to regular people

Beautiful analogy.

 

[AndThePickles]

Liver is to cannibals

as

Cream filling of Oreo's is to regular people

I thought that would be the brains

 

[Mee]

Basically all organs I guess.

Beautiful analogy.

I try.t: