Stupid Inventions!

[tzarinna]

Oh god those were fun.

 

[Sunstar]

Can anyone else come up with some more stupid inventions?

Here are some more to get things going:

Book on 'How To Read'
Canned Toothpaste
Cardboard Bricks
Dictionary Index
Edible Carpets
Edible Condoms
Edible Petroleum
Edible Poison
Flammable Water
Helicopter Ejector-Seat
High-Heels for Men
Humane Hunting Rifle
Male Breast-Pumps
Paper Ashtrays
Paper Scissors
Silent Car-Alarm
Silent Doorbell
Sleep-Inducing Coffee
Sound-proof Microphone
Steering Wheels for Trains
Stringless Kite
Sugar-Flavoured Vinegar
Two-way Transparent Mirror
Underwater Airconditioner
Wind-Powered Fan
Wooden Chainsaw

 

[muertevilla]

by far...the worlds worst invention.

 

[Man-Thing]

Bullcrap!!! The flobee is the best thing since cat litter action figure molds.

 

[Socrates]

What the hell is the flobee?

 

[muertevilla]

it is the thing that the funny looking white dude is using to cut his hair.

 

[Hades]

My mennonite neighbours had one of those. The wife used it for all of their hair...I think one time she came over and sucked all my hair off. It was a frighting experience.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Battery powered nail clippers?!
Sugar coated toothpaste?!

Heh,

Sleep-Inducing Coffee: um, wouldn't that just be decaf?

 

[Sunstar]

Battery powered nail clippers?!
Sugar coated toothpaste?!

Heh,

Sleep-Inducing Coffee: um, wouldn't that just be decaf?

No decaf doesn't put you to sleep it just doesn't give you the energy boost! So basically you'll feel the same after drinking it!

This isn't a stupid invention but an unusual one:

A Glass Public Toilet in Switzerland

You can't see whats' inside from the outside but can see whats outside from the inside! A bit weird to use this toilet b/c you feel like you're going to the toilet in front of everyone!LOL

http://www.flickr.com/photos/brucetct/tags/outside/

 

[Gimpy]

I want the gas powered calculator, but the dvd rewinder is just dumb

 

[Leto Atrides]

...

Cardboard Bricks
Real Toys
Dictionary Index
Real, used in specialized dictionaries with a lot of crossreferencing
Flammable Water
Real stuff, forgot the name but similar to Greek Fire
High-Heels for Men
They were in fashion many times in history
Humane Hunting Rifle
Guns that kill quickly with one shot are said to be humane
Wind-Powered Fan
Real, its called battery charging my friend. Same thing with solar powered flashlights

 

[redmarvel]

The "standing rester"

 

[Sunstar]

The "standing rester"

t:! rotflmao

I always wonder what these people are thinking when they come out with these ideas! I also wonder what the people who endorse these ideas are thinking(or smoking)!

 

[Man-Thing]

I bet someone thought "I think a standing rester would be a good idea"....



GET OVER YOURSELF!!!

 

[redmarvel]

The portable tissue paper dispenser (because it's just too hard to pull them out of your pocket when you really need them).

 

[Sunstar]

The portable tissue paper dispenser (because it's just too hard to pull them out of your pocket when you really need them).

t:t:t:t:t:t:

ROTFLMAO!

 

[redmarvel]

Can't make up your mind if you want to buy a tennis raquet, a bug swatter or a bug zapper... well now you can get all in one with the Electonic Bug Zapping Tennis Raquet.

 

[redmarvel]

Be the Bike - US Patent Issued In 2004

There are no motors so gravity is your go juice and to activate the rear brakes you need to squeeze your knees together like a mobile ThighMaster. Your legs are strapped to the rear gear so there's no bailing out but there is a fender to fend off fanny friction should you sit too low.