Stupidest Things You've Ever Seen on a Bumper Sticker

[That-Guy]

Yes, I want to vandalize cars every time I see one of those. Such a disservice to Calvin.

Also when they use Calvin as an innocent little child praying in front of the cross. Wow.

What the hell? Why would someone use Calvin for something like that?

 

[SuperFerret]

It is true that the red/blue division pretty much follows the north/south but a larger, united country tends to be a stronger one. The country has always been divided between the democrats and the republicans, but the extreme left and right stuff really only came back around into the mainstream the past 20 or 30 years. The Bush era really brought it to a head and I don't think it will ever recover.

I just want to say that I disagree with the "larger" part of the bolded sentence as it seems to me that humans work better in smaller groups.

 

[terry78]

Keep honking, I'm reloading.

Technically that one should get your ass put on watch, but hey.

 

[Spidey Rules 2]

"REDUCE OVERPOPULATION, SPAY AND NEUDER THE HOMELESS"

Well, to be honest, that's what I read the first time. I couldn't believe what I saw so I had to read it again. Needless to say I was a little off, it read:

"REDUCE PET OVERPOPULATION, SPAY AND NEUDER YOUR HOUSE PETS"

I think the first one's a lot funnier, though a bit cruel.

 

[Shemtov]

Oh, and any election that's already passed.

QFT
For exmaple, I just saw a Bush* 04 sticker in the past month. I mean, that election was 6 years ago. What's the point?



*Just to be clear, my intention has nothing to do with the fact that it was Bush. If it were Kerry 04 it would be just as stupid, IMO.

 

[Matt Mortem]

I saw one that said "Vote Democrat, it's easier than working". I almost smashed the guys window. I'm a Dem and I work very, very, very hard everyday at all I do. Unfortunately I live in a retirement town where all the elderly people think that EVERYONE is out to take their money from them. I don't dare tell them that the SS program that keeps them afloat is a Democratic program. That might sting a bit lol. Living in a small town where it's like 85% elderly and retired folk and 15% racist rednecks there are a lot of stupid, stupid bumper stickers around.

 

[That-Guy]

I saw one that said "Vote Democrat, it's easier than working". I almost smashed the guys window. I'm a Dem and I work very, very, very hard everyday at all I do. Unfortunately I live in a retirement town where all the elderly people think that EVERYONE is out to take their money from them. I don't dare tell them that the SS program that keeps them afloat is a Democratic program. That might sting a bit lol. Living in a small town where it's like 85% elderly and retired folk and 15% racist rednecks there are a lot of stupid, stupid bumper stickers around.

Oh, so you live in Pennsyltucky too, huh? Yeah, I know what you mean, man. I get so annoyed when these out-of-touch, old republican geezers shoot their mouths off saying that democrats don't work for a living. I'm a Dem and I've worked my whole life, non-stop. I worked part-time and summers the entire time I was a full-time student, and I've been employed full-time since the day I graduated college. Same with my family. My father is as liberal as they come and he goes and works on rooftops fixing A/C units everyday at age 55, despite a really bad back and the fact that he's missing two fingers.

 

[Marx]

My area has officially sunk to a new low. I saw a bumper sticker on a car at a store this morning that was a gay pride flag with a red censor circle over it.

 

[OtherwiseKnownAs]

Pretty much anything that has to deal with politics, or religion. Keep those things where they belong.

 

[Matt Mortem]

Oh, so you live in Pennsyltucky too, huh? Yeah, I know what you mean, man. I get so annoyed when these out-of-touch, old republican geezers shoot their mouths off saying that democrats don't work for a living. I'm a Dem and I've worked my whole life, non-stop. I worked part-time and summers the entire time I was a full-time student, and I've been employed full-time since the day I graduated college. Same with my family. My father is as liberal as they come and he goes and works on rooftops fixing A/C units everyday at age 55, despite a really bad back and the fact that he's missing two fingers.

I live in Arizona which is as big a red state as you can get. I think we have one elected Democrat in the entire state. Plenty of opportunity for dumb ass bumper stickers

 

[Hobgoblin]

There used to be a big red van in the parking lot where I work that was covered in bumper stickers, all of a religion nature. No way could I remember all of them but two were "Hell is cool...NOT!" and "It takes confidence to ride around in a car like this."

 

[redmarvel]

My other car is a Porche (or Benz or whatever)

 

[Matt Mortem]

I saw a bumper sticker with a quote from gandhi and it said "you Christians are so unlike your Christ." While that may not be funny, my best friends bible thumper cousins reaction was. He responded with. "What the heck do you know Gandhi. You weren't even smart enough to eat."

 

[BlackSymbiote]

It was more a combo of stickers. I saw a person that had a anti was sticker, but also had a pro Darwin sticker. Thought that was cute.

Um, this confuses me.

 

[Deaths Head II]

Um, this confuses me.

You're not the only one.

 

[Lantern Venom]

"Ain't Skeerd" (with a Conferate flag, of course)

"Dodge the father, Ram the daughter"

 

[chaseter]

I saw one today that made me lol:

Obama is not Jesus. Jesus could build a cabinet.

 

[Showtime]

 

[Golgo-13]

Today is saw 'Jesus loves; Allah Kills'.

 

[Matt Mortem]

Bumper Politics are the worst

 

[Hobgoblin]

Science flies people to the moon. Religion flies people into buildings.

 

[Spider-Fan83]

saw an "I love my rotten ungrateful child" one today.... lol

 

[TinkTonks]

"Save the whales, date a fat chick"

or

"Global Warming, The Religion of the Stupid"


.....really?

 

[danoyse]

"I Still Support George W. Bush"

 

[Sawyer]

Not a bumper sticker, but I think "Baby On-Board" signs are ****ing stupid.