Super Hero Battles

[PhotoJones]

Ha, they all pale in comparison to this guy...

he wields a mean blanket...

This might be the first time Linus has ever appeared on the Marvel boards....

 

[TheKomicKid]

Chuck Norris all the way!!!!

 

[TheKomicKid]

He weilds the title of Texas Ranger

Hes soo cool he doesnt have to read books he can just stare at them till they tell him what he wants to know

Hes soo cool he was the fourth wise man and he gave jesus the gift of beard and Jesus wore it till his dieing day he was soo cool the other wisemen were jealous so they didnt put him in the Bible soon after they all died from Round house kicks to the face

 

[A.J.Rimmer(BSC)]

Would Hawkeye still be cool if he grew a mustache?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yes, but less so by 20%.

 

[Anubis]

Depends on the Stasch. Is it one of those thin, "Yeah, I been naked on camera, what of it?" Stasche's or one of those "I wear leather and frequent rest stop bathrooms for awesome glory hole action" Stache's. Because that makes all the difference.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

What if it's an "I frequent rest stop bathrooms for gloryhole action while being filmed naked" 'stache?

 

[PhotoJones]

Or a Tom Selleck 'stache. Cause he's dreamy.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Selleck is the only man alive who can pull off that colonial frontier 'stache anymore.

Now, if only he'd put a part straight down the middle of his hair and wear those clerk ribbons on his arms...

 

[Anubis]

The "I frequent rest stop bathrooms for gloryhole action while being filmed naked" Stache and the Tom Selleck Stache are one and the same.

 

[PhotoJones]

Selleck is the only man alive who can pull off that colonial frontier 'stache anymore.

I'd hit it.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

The "I frequent rest stop bathrooms for gloryhole action while being filmed naked" Stache and the Tom Selleck Stache are one and the same.

Selleck oozes so much manliness that I'd believe it and still want to be him.

 

[PhotoJones]

Selleck oozes so much manliness that I'd believe it and still want to be him.

There should not be a grown man alive who wouldn't want to be Tom Selleck. He's everything we should aspire to be.

 

[Anubis]

Even Rosie O'Donnell wants to be Tom Selleck. Glory Holes and all.

 

[Nasty-B]

Don't forget Sam Elliot's glorious lip-mane. Is it gay to want to see Tom Selleck and Sam Elliot make out?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yes. But there's nothing manlier than wanting to see their 'staches make out.

 

[ibsisomis]

You guys have taken a helluva dump on this poor guys thread. lol!

 

[A.J.Rimmer(BSC)]

I wish Tom Selleck would dump on me.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I wish Tom Selleck would dump on me.

Hot.

 

[Nasty-B]

But how would you appreciate his mustache if his backside is turned to you?

 

[TheKomicKid]

You guys have taken a helluva dump on this poor guys thread. lol!

THANK YOU

 

[A.J.Rimmer(BSC)]

But how would you appreciate his mustache if his backside is turned to you?

Mirrors obviously. Maybe some polaroids stashed around the headboard on the safe side.

Would his poo have a mustache?
Does he get hairballs?

Burning questions people. Burning questions.

 

[Kitsune]

I wish Tom Selleck would dump on me.

I guess you really are a Rimmer...

 

[thorandsurfer]

How about Thor or Silver Surfer fighting a celestial.

 

[A.J.Rimmer(BSC)]

I guess you really are a Rimmer...

Actually no, I'm quite a conservative straight. I begs the question why I have such a fudged up mind.

Oh and the Celestial would win IMO thorandsurfer, welcome to the Hype!