Super personal question for the ladies.

[JJJ's Ulcer]

If you've been dating her for four years, how hard is it to gently suggest cleaning down there? You said you can talk about everything.

You think this is bad? Wait until the first time you suggest

Spoiler

Spoiler

anal

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Break it to her gently. She may need to go to the Dr.

 

[steintym]

Oofa ...

Better do something. If there is an actual health issue, it probably isn't going to just go away. I like the suggestion of telling her it smells "different" ...

 

[Erzengel]

I agree with ATP said about a "health" issue.

And I think you've been with her long enough, 4 years, that I'm sure your relationship can survive a little bit of honesty. Just be gentle when you are speaking to her about it.

 

[Scourge2099]

Go down on her until you vomit.

She'll get the hint.

You are a gentleman and a scholar good sir. Will you ever open up an advice column for any major newspaper or Time Magazine ?

 

[Anubis]

I have considered it.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

STD, brah.

 

[ObakeTora]

Just come right out and tell her. She's known you for 4 years, I'm assuming you guys are more than comfortable with each other at this point. Be serious about it, ask her if she has a medical issue that needs to be addressed. Likely she'll be miffed, but when she calms down she's realize that you were only looking out for her. Yall are common law now...

 

[B.A. Baracus]

I read something like this a few years ago, this woman had a nasty reek coming from her 'front bottom' she washes, scrubs, vagisil's to no avail. She goes to the doctor he finds a half eaten sandwich up there.

See, she was seeing another guy who had a fetish of eating stuff out of her, he thought he'd ate it all, alas no. Horrible, horrible true story.

What i'm trying to say is, does it smell like last weeks BLT?

 

[S.A.A.D.]

Or you could be like "Hey babe, if I my junk stunk, would you tell me?" And then if she says "yes" you can say "I'm glad we can be honest with each other because there's something I have to tell you..."

 

[S.A.A.D.]

I read something like this a few years ago, this woman had a nasty reek coming from her 'front bottom' she washes, scrubs, vagisil's to no avail. She goes to the doctor he finds a half eaten sandwich up there.

See, she was seeing another guy who had a fetish of eating stuff out of her, he thought he'd ate it all, alas no. Horrible, horrible true story.

What i'm trying to say is, does it smell like last weeks BLT?

Oh my God.

 

[Midnyte_Sun]

Don't tell her it stinks, just say: "Honey, this is going to sound wierd, but something doesn't smell the same down there, is everything okay? "

It'll work, trust me.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I read something like this a few years ago, this woman had a nasty reek coming from her 'front bottom' she washes, scrubs, vagisil's to no avail. She goes to the doctor he finds a half eaten sandwich up there.

See, she was seeing another guy who had a fetish of eating stuff out of her, he thought he'd ate it all, alas no. Horrible, horrible true story.

What i'm trying to say is, does it smell like last weeks BLT?

That is so effin' disgusting. I don't know how I can perform that act again without that disturbing anecdote popping up in my head and making me retch.

 

[Bubonic]

That is so effin' disgusting. I don't know how I can perform that act again without that disturbing anecdote popping up in my head and making me retch.

Sheesh bro, I hope the hype is one of the furthest things in your mind when you're parting pink fun.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Sheesh bro, I hope the hype is one of the furthest things in your mind when you're parting pink fun.

lol yeah I hope so, but I'm just worried the thought of a moldy BLT sandwich is gonna pop up when I least want it to. Kinda like how Ray thought about the Stay Puff'd Marshmallow Man in 'Ghost Busters'.

 

[Philly Phanboy]

You are a gentleman and a scholar good sir. Will you ever open up an advice column for any major newspaper or Time Magazine ?

Anubis is much better suited as a writer for Hallmark cards. His Valentine's Day cards in particular would be bestsellers.

 

[Duke]

I read something like this a few years ago, this woman had a nasty reek coming from her 'front bottom' she washes, scrubs, vagisil's to no avail. She goes to the doctor he finds a half eaten sandwich up there.

See, she was seeing another guy who had a fetish of eating stuff out of her, he thought he'd ate it all, alas no. Horrible, horrible true story.

What i'm trying to say is, does it smell like last weeks BLT?

Words can't express how extremely repulsive & disgusting this is. To make matters worse, whenever your being intimate its hard not to think of it.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

Gotta ask, does the OP know what the smell is yet?

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

I only know of two ladies on the Hype worth mentioning. The rest are part of Chris Hansen's team to expose you.*

* Don't say that I didn't warn you.

 

[Franklin Richards]

[YT]N91XsdrBqUY[/YT]

 

[Calvin]

Here's the one I've always heard of (in regards to the sandwhich thing)

http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/mayo.asp

 

[B.A. Baracus]

See, i remembered the tuna, and the maggots but thought that was a little too much info.

I bet the guy never ventured south again.

 

[Spider-Fan83]

buy, this^ and replace her body wash with it (and hope she doesn't notice) lol

 

[B.A. Baracus]

It could just be her period, yeah it shouldent smell that bad, but a period is often not the most wonderful smelling thing.

 

[Bubonic]

I think Rocketman might of got murdered by a presumably touchy girlfriend!