A quick question for the... ladies.

[Helghast]

Did that make me sound like a creep? Yeah? Awesome, onto the real question, the ones before this sentence are all for comedic effect.

Do you keep your place clean? Because I have this kind of. Fantasy. Where woman's places are all spotless fantastical fabulous places to be taken as the epitome of household cleanliness. And uh. I hear you ladies [sound like a creep yet if not before?] only clean yer place when you're expecting someone over. I need to know.

I.
Need.
To.
Know.
Ladies.

 

[Honey Vibe]

Dirty rooms get you down, so I tidy up as I go for the mental refreshment. ...But to directly answer your question, I CLEAN when I'm expecting.

 

[X-Chick]

When I lived alone, my place never got really messy, but it wasn't clean either. So yeah, I mostly only cleaned when someone was coming over.

And now I've discovered its much harder to keep a place even remotely clean with a man and two big dogs in it.

 

[Kritish]

I'm a dude and I'm a neat freak.

 

[Crooklyn]

I'm a dude and I'm a neat freak.

Oh man, so am I.

 

[AndThePickles]

Eh, I PREFER to have things orderly and clean but when I don't have time my room gets cluttered very easily.

 

[Danger Mouse]

I've got two questions for the ladies. Don't you ever break wind? In my entire life, I have NEVER heard a lady break wind.

And do you maintain your beautiful facial expressions when you're taking a dump? I can never imagine the likes of Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Connelly or Cameron Diaz grimacing on the can.

 

[Kritish]

Oh man, so am I.

 

[Crooklyn]

Do you get called Mr. Tanner too...or is that just my ******* friends?

 

[Kritish]

Do you get called Mr. Tanner too...or is that just my ******* friends?

I've heard everything except for that...

 

[Shifty]

I've got two questions for the ladies. Don't you ever break wind? In my entire life, I have NEVER heard a lady break wind.

Where have you been? Its funnier than when women do it.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I've got two questions for the ladies. Don't you ever break wind? In my entire life, I have NEVER heard a lady break wind.

I'm envious as I have heard every single girlfriend I've ever slept with do that because I am a champion insomniac and have never, even with weird scheduling changes, ever been the first to fall asleep in bed.

 

[Danger Mouse]

Where have you been? Its funnier than when guys do it.

I'm envious as I have heard every single girlfriend I've ever slept with do that because I am a champion insomniac and have never, even with weird scheduling changes, ever been the first to fall asleep in bed.

Do they give off a loud bellow like us guys or the more discreet and polite hiss?

 

[Shifty]

Actually I meant its funnier when you hear them do it. Not loud, between bellow and hiss.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

And uh. I hear you ladies [sound like a creep yet if not before?] only clean yer place when you're expecting someone over. I need to know.

What you heard is true.
Kind of like how we men only flush the toilet if a chick is coming over, and only shower if we're about to get laid. Yes.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Do they give off a loud bellow like us guys or the more discreet and polite hiss?

I don' want to talk about it.

 

[Motown Marvel]

is this about *****ing?

 

[heypapajinx]

Do you keep your place clean? Because I have this kind of. Fantasy. Where woman's places are all spotless fantastical fabulous places to be taken as the epitome of household cleanliness. And uh. I hear you ladies [sound like a creep yet if not before?] only clean yer place when you're expecting someone over. I need to know.

no. i keep it somewhat neater than most of my GUY friends, but i'm such a tomboy i mostly kick off my shoesies, peel off my stinky socks, and change into house clothes as soon as i get home and the dirty clothes stay on the floor for a couple of days til i kick them into the laundry basket.
and don't even GET ME started on dishes!

I've got two questions for the ladies. Don't you ever break wind? In my entire life, I have NEVER heard a lady break wind.

And do you maintain your beautiful facial expressions when you're taking a dump? I can never imagine the likes of Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Connelly or Cameron Diaz grimacing on the can.

yes, i break wind. especially since i mostly hang out with guys and lesbians they really don't care about those kinds of things.
and yes, when i'm having a rough time on the can i might make a face or two, but usually i make faces like this or like this t: because it's my own little time to read comic books.:heart:

 

[hippy fascist]

Did that make me sound like a creep? Yeah? Awesome, onto the real question, the ones before this sentence are all for comedic effect.

Do you keep your place clean? Because I have this kind of. Fantasy. Where woman's places are all spotless fantastical fabulous places to be taken as the epitome of household cleanliness. And uh. I hear you ladies [sound like a creep yet if not before?] only clean yer place when you're expecting someone over. I need to know.

I.
Need.
To.
Know.
Ladies.

I think he means do you clean your vagina every day or only when you're expecting to get laid...

 

[heypapajinx]

I think he means do you clean your vagina every day or only when you're expecting to get laid...

for some reason when i just read your post i thought of cottage cheese and almost puked.

 

[hippy fascist]

for some reason when i just read your post i thought of cottage cheese and almost puked.

hmmm...I'm going out on the pull tonight...must remember to stock up on cottage cheese...

 

[redmarvel]

spotless nope, not a chance.

I do an "emergency" clean when company is coming. Tidy away everything to it's proper location, clean up bathroom, washrooms (2), dishes (if necessary), and if there is time vacuum, sweep and mop.

My office is a complete and utter mess that will take at least 2 solid days to tidy up. I just close the door and don't let other people go in there.

My bedroom has dust on top of the wardrobes, headboard, ceiling fan and light fixtures... basically anything that requires a ladder to reach. That dust MIGHT get cleaned up every 6 months or so.

I clean my fishtank when the pumps sound like they're struggling (maybe once a month instead of once a week)

I wash dishes about once a week and at the same time wipe down kitchen counter tops, table and stove. The inside of the oven gets cleaned maybe once a year.

 

[hippy fascist]

spotless nope, not a chance.

I do an "emergency" clean when company is coming. Tidy away everything to it's proper location, clean up bathroom, washrooms (2), dishes (if necessary), and if there is time vacuum, sweep and mop.

My office is a complete and utter mess that will take at least 2 solid days to tidy up. I just close the door and don't let other people go in there.

My bedroom has dust on top of the wardrobes, headboard, ceiling fan and light fixtures... basically anything that requires a ladder to reach. That dust MIGHT get cleaned up every 6 months or so.

I clean my fishtank when the pumps sound like they're struggling (maybe once a month instead of once a week)

I wash dishes about once a week and at the same time wipe down kitchen counter tops, table and stove. The inside of the oven gets cleaned maybe once a year.

Ummmm...I don't think you've quite locked onto what the purpose of this thread was. When you started talking about "cleaning out your fish tank when the pumps are struggling" I thought maybe it'd dawned on you...but...no...

 

[heypapajinx]

hmmm...I'm going out on the pull tonight...must remember to stock up on cottage cheese...

that's fantastic.
don't forget the peaches and the lays potato chips.

 

[Ahura Mazda]

I once shared a flat with this one girl I was not dating. She was cute however. In any case, she was the messiest person ever so much so that she would not even share the cost of the maid which I paid for myself. The maid never cleanned her bedroom and when I kicked her out the room looked like a warzone.

Then again, I lived with another girl (I was going out with her) and she kept her place very clean....meaning I had to take off my shoes inside her flat and I could not eat anything in bed...foodwise.

this is to say I think there is no set rule where women are concerned.