Super personal question for the ladies.

[Bim]

Don't tell her it stinks, just say: "Honey, this is going to sound wierd, but something doesn't smell the same down there, is everything okay? "

It'll work, trust me.

As a woman, i approve of this reply. If it was me, i'd like my bf to tell me about it.

 

[Bubonic]

I just don't know how a women could be oblivious to it herself.
Bad breath can be hard to tell when judging yourself, but when there are smells wafting up from thy nether regions it is usually just as unpleasant for the host as it is everyone else.

Hell if I haven't taken time outs from the computer on hot summer days for that exact same reason.

It's a bit hard to get a good picture of the situation since Rocketman never came back to us on the subject. Because she killed him.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

poor guy, dead for telling his missus she had a stinky front bottom.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

In lieu of flowers, please donate money to the Vagisil company.

 

[Bubonic]

He should of waited for a reply from an actual girl, or maybe it turns out she had a rare medical condition that caused her vaginal mucosa to secret deadly toxins, he was a kind boyfriend... He didn't want to hurt her feelings, he thought he was doing the right thing... But that acrid nectar killed him.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

In lieu of flowers, please donate money to the Vagisil company.

Lol.

He should of waited for a reply from an actual girl, or maybe it turns out she had a rare medical condition that caused her vaginal mucosa to secret deadly toxins, he was a kind boyfriend... He didn't want to hurt her feelings, he thought he was doing the right thing... But that acrid nectar killed him.

Maybe we should turn this thread into a 'in memory of' thread.

 

[Bubonic]

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for the eulogy, seems appropriate on all sorts of levels.

Good night sweet prince, enjoy your timeless flight...

 

[B.A. Baracus]

lol, gold.

You think we could get Elton to sing it live?

 

[Bubonic]

I think SHH has that sort of pull, we'd have to leave it up to the mods.

 

[Hound55]

Last I heard, he was going to the pet store to try and buy himself a canary...

 

[B.A. Baracus]

No canary deserves that.

 

[Dark Raven]

You should say "you know when we're having sex and you sound like someone is strangling a cat? Well it smells like that cat is dead."

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

You should say "you know when we're having sex and you sound like someone is strangling a cat? Well it smells like that cat is dead."

Dizzamn! That might be worth the kick to the testicles that would inevitably follow.

 

[Midnyte_Sun]

As a woman, i approve of this reply. If it was me, i'd like my bf to tell me about it.

Exactly, this is all about tactfulness.

 

[Paroxysm]

3 pages of pure gold!

 

[Bubonic]

Exactly, this is all about tactfulness.

Where the hell were you guys 2 pages ago?
We've got a dead man on our hands because the right answers just weren't provided soon enough!

 

[Dark Raven]

He should come back, stop and smell the flowers.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

Maybe he should have wrote her a poem. Emailed her, heck ever a text-

'hey hun, just 2 let u knw, your mnge stinks like a dead dogs ass, luve ya Btw steak for dnner? xx'

Then a little smiley face.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Maybe he got lost up there... y'know like the BLT sandwich.

 

[Dark Raven]

Maybe he should have wrote her a poem. Emailed her, heck ever a text-

'hey hun, just 2 let u knw, your mnge stinks like a dead dogs ass, luve ya Btw steak for dnner? xx'

Then a little smiley face.

She might send him back a picture of a rotting sandwich in her nether regions and say "btw your dinner is in the dog."

 

[B.A. Baracus]

Maybe he got lost up there... y'know like the BLT sandwich.

something has clearly happened to poor old rocket man. I dread to think what. He deserves a medal though if he's still having sex with her while she stinks of the undead.

She might send him back a picture of a rotting sandwich in her nether regions and say "btw your dinner is in the dog."

Oh thats just nasty, Worst buffet ever.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

William Shatner mourns.

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[Dark Raven]

something has clearly happened to poor old rocket man. I dread to think what. He deserves a medal though if he's still having sex with her while she stinks of the undead.

I think that's called necrophillia.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

Seem's rocket man was not alone-

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080515114959AAJj575

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

We are all Rocket Man today.