SuperFerret's Awful Movie Review Thread

[Max J Power]

Maximum Overdrive. Killer trucks, Emilio Estevez, and the same AC/DC riffs for every scene.

 

[super scar]

'Cannibal: The Musical'
"Are you lookin at my eye?'
No wait, strike that 'Cannibal' is awesome.

 

[Secret Fawful]

I love the Asylum.

For its badness or what?

I also recommend Eyeborgs. It starts out with a badass hobo. A bum who doesn't respect the law. He's out for vengeance against a corrupt...oh wait that's...that's a different movie. It does start out with a badass hobo though.

The Scorpion King 2 is also horrid. It has a scene early on where middle schoolers fight gladiator-style, a girl sneaks in, a boy makes fun of her for being a girl, and they fight. The girl gets caught by the commander, and the boy comes to her aid and hits the commander when just a minute or so earlier he was making fun of her, but suddenly decides to come to her aid because he's suddenly for gender equality in the gladiatorial arena or whatever. I turned it off after that.

And finally, I'll leave you with a Lee Van Cleef movie that is pure awfulness.
It's known as Bad Man's River or Hunt the Man Down. You can find it on Netflix. It's an Italian western, but it's horrible. Scenes cut too fast or too sharp, characters come out of nowhere, pacing is thrown out the window, people teleport from one end of a room to another, and Van Cleef's character is accompanied by a theme song that goes "He's bad bad news, he's bad bad news, he's bad bad news, he's bad bad news" over and over. Then later the movie decides it wants rock and roll as its soundtrack, or whatever that was. It's horrible, but it's hilarious for it's awfulness.

 

[hammerhedd11]

Watched some good ones this weekend:
Pinata: Survival Island
ThanksKilling

 

[Kane52630]

My list of movies that are so bad that they are so good.

Jingle All The Way

The Room

Toxic Avenger

Troll 2

Leprechaun Back 2 Tha Hood

Batman & Robin

 

[Max J Power]

My brother and one of our close friends have had an annual Jingle All The Way viewing for 10+ years. And it never gets old.

 

[Kane52630]

My brother and one of our close friends have had an annual Jingle All The Way viewing for 10+ years. And it never gets old.

It never does, that movie is so outrageous that it is enjoyable.
Also I forgot to mention this great gem in my list.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Manos! The Hands of Fate

You must watch that. It is FANTASTICALLY bad

Also would recommend Hobgoblins.

 

[Ipodman]

Give it up for the VS. movies!!!

And for the record, I like AVPR.

FVJ is terrible.

 

[Handsome Rob]

I recommend Hercules and The Adventures of Hercules, both starring Lou Ferrigno.

Witness the stunning realism of his fight with a grizzly bear in "Hercules" (toward the end of this clip), and marvel at the "laser" sound effects with every Herculean punch.

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[Secret Fawful]

Manos! The Hands of Fate

You must watch that. It is FANTASTICALLY bad

No...you must not speak this...way.

The Master would...not approve.

 

[Thundarr]

Here are some really good bad movies for your viewing list. I have a fondness for Sword & Sorcery movies, so you're likely to see an underlining theme.

Red Sonja

Barbarian Queen

Barbarian Queen 2

Ator The Fighting Eagle

Dungeons & Dragons

Mazes & Monsters

Conan The Destroyer

 

[Thundarr]

Here are a couple more for you to watch:

Barbariana: Queen Of The Savages

Barbarella: Queen Of The Galaxy

The Barbarians (starring The Barbarian Brothers)

Sheena: Queen Of The Jungle (starring Tanya Roberts)

Bodyslam (starring Dirk Benedict, Tanya Roberts, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, The Tonga Kid, and Captain Lou Albano)

No Holds Barred

Grunt: The Wrestling Movie (this one's sorta the This Is Spinal Tap of pro wrestling)

 

[hammerhedd11]

Birdemic!