Superheroes and Cynical Fanboys

[RockSP]

I don't think it's everyone coming out of the closet, it's more everyone is trying to help you past your dilusional state.

So you should be thanking us.

You're right. Thanks for letting me know you're gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that (c) Jerry S.

 

[Brainiac 8]

Haha, aww. Congrats on the two munchkins! I think two is the perfect number if you're gonna have kids Birth control pills ftw!

Thanks Pickles. Yea, my wife and I have one 6 year old daughter and a 9 month old son. To me that is the perfect number and one girl, one boy.

They are my motivation in life.

Now that I got all sentamental, I need to go back to normal.

Everyone here sucks.

 

[fifthfiend]

I like a well-placed punch, myself.

Link agrees.

 

[Brainiac 8]

That's twisted.

 

[fifthfiend]

**** yeah it is.

 

[Brainiac 8]

I can't look at Link the same anymore.

 

[fifthfiend]

A worse human being would have said "I can't look at Zelda the same anymore."

I applaud your progressive, enlightened values.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Well, at least we know he learned something from all those Smash Bros. games. Yay for education!

 

[Brainiac 8]

Heh, I hope Captain Falcon sues him for copyright infringement.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I see we've moved on to abortions now. I love this thread's progression.

 

[Brainiac 8]

Interesting isn't it.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

You know what I just realized? Nobody's skull has been threatened with penetration for a few pages! Hooray

 

[Anubis]

Shut up before I lay your sweet skull down by the fire.

 

[Brainiac 8]

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=271

 

[Anubis]

Rofl

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Hahaha

 

[TheCorpulent1]

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=271

That was awesome.

 

[trustyside-kick]

Wow, very different direction than the other thread.

...

While I may not like certain things RONDC20 complains about...as plenty of you have said (which I'm surprised I don't think anyone said in the DC section) is that it is just how it is on the internet. You either don't take it seriously, and realizing it is dark humor and fun, or you take it seriously and feel horribly scarred.

...Oh and the whole Falcon Punch thing really made me lol...I rarely do with those kind of jokes.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

It's okay, there's nothing wrong with a little abortion.

 

[trustyside-kick]

Maybe one of those sandwiches you guys were talking about earlier could make me feel better. I could...give you my shipper account number for UPS.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

What a brilliant idea. Someone needs to start a mail-order sandwich business, stat.

 

[fifthfiend]

It's not sandwiches, but deep dish pizza, ribs and cheesecake should get the job done.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Holy s***. I think I need to order some stuff from there just for novelty's sake. Who ships food all over the damn country?

 

[fifthfiend]

It's totally good too. A relative once got me their Ultimate Combo deal for Christmas? That cheesecake is ****ing fantastic.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

If only they weren't so expensive...

F*** it, I ordered like a week's worth of food off the website. Expensive, but if food to further gorge myself isn't worth it, I don't know what is. :heart: