Superheroes and Cynical Fanboys

[AndThePickles]

They'll eat your soul

 

[Colossal Spoons]

They'll eat something

 

[AndThePickles]

Guess I should advise all my friends to go after fat boys, then.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Actually, a lot of fat men have crazy high standards and somehow end up w/ really hot chicks. Funny how that works

 

[RockSP]

Actually, a lot of fat men... somehow end up w/ really hot chicks.

They treat their women well cuz they're not used to having one.

Plus they pretend they don't know their hot chick is screwing some muscle bound criminal on the side...

 

[AndThePickles]

Actually, a lot of fat men have crazy high standards and somehow end up w/ really hot chicks. Funny how that works

Well yeah, I meant in terms of how they always wanna eat things

I never understand that either though. Fat people should stick together, duh.

 

[Anubis]

Well, to be truthful, sex between two fat people is utterly impossible. But a big guy can totally wear out a skinny chick.

Yeah, i'm bringing this thread back. If for no other reason than to show people this, cuz I likes it.

 

[Brainiac 8]

I love Homer. :heart:

 

[Doc Destruction]

Me too! The Illiad was brilliant!

 

[Brainiac 8]

In school I actually took a course on mythology and we had to read and do a paper on the Illiad, and it is a absolutely fantastic tale.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I couldn't get past the endless lists of everything. Homer sure loved those goddamn lists.

 

[RockSP]

Well, to be truthful, sex between two fat people is utterly impossible. But a big guy can totally wear out a skinny chick.

If by "wear out" you mean "squish" then yeah.

 

[Anubis]

They don't call em "Bone Crusher" for nothing. Or, "I'm not a player I just crush a lot." From Big Pun, who, lets face it, was really really fat. So fat he died from it. But he got so much ass before he did.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Speaking of Bonecrusher(the "rapper"), where is that fat bastard anyway?

 

[RockSP]

The wack rapper graveyard.

 

[Anubis]

I saw him on Food Network judging an Iron Chef competition a few weeks ago. Don't know if that was a new episode or not. I think he was on Celebrity Biggest Loser or Fat Camp or something as well. He's a one-hit-wonder-has-been I guess.

 

[fifthfiend]

So Corp, you ever get that Lou Malnatti's ****? How'd that work out for you?

 

[Anubis]

Hey guys, some *****e bag name marvelite or something just dissed us in a What if thread. The ironic thing is that he took the thread off topic with his rant on taking things off topic. Lulz.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Link?

So Corp, you ever get that Lou Malnatti's ****? How'd that work out for you?

Oh, sweet tap-dancing Christ, it's delicious. I ate the entire crustless pizza the first night. I'm working on the spinach pizza right now, and then I'm saving the sausage one for next week. The cheesecake sampler is also amazing. I think my favorite one is the turtle cheesecake, which is ironic because I usually hate nuts. They work on that cheesecake, though. I'm having a hard time limiting myself to just one piece per night.

 

[RockSP]

Hey guys, some *****e bag name marvelite or something just dissed us in a What if thread. The ironic thing is that he took the thread off topic with his rant on taking things off topic. Lulz.

Heh heh. Dissed "us"? It was you and Corp specifically. You guys are sooooo mean to the low intellect people or whatever the hell nonsense he was spewing...

 

[Anubis]

Well yeah, but, it's not like you guys didn't help. Me and Corp didn't push this to page 16 talking about curse words and food and abortion by ourselves.

 

[Brainiac 8]

I'm blaming you guys.

 

[Anubis]

For what? Incurring the ire of some lowlife zombie bastard? I'll sleep well tonight.

 

[Brainiac 8]

Oh yesssss, you'll sssleep well. Until he comess and killsss you in your sssleeep.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Are you a snake or something? I don't get what you were going for there...