Superman Returns Superman Returns Caption Thread

[clark_kent89]

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[Bad Superman]

Superman: Well, Jimmy, you definitely have a gas leak and your muffler needs to be changed. The tire doesn't look good either.

 

[clark_kent89]

lmao nice!

 

[Superfreak]

Something crawled into my shorts...

 

[clark_kent89]

Sups thinking: '' o no i got itchy balls what should i do?!?!?!?''

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

if i turn my head people can see this picture isn't fake.

 

[Bad Superman]

Superman: We'll get there in just a second, Lois. I had to take a leak. . . .

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

faster lois someone will see..

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

faster lois someone will see..

Oh My....

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

i know...

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

i know...

now that was a good one

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

glad you liked it..

 

[M.O.Steel]

faster lois someone will see..

HAHA...that's pretty funny...kinda explains the smaller trunks.

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

"Whoa... whoa... whoa! What's that on my belt? Where'd that \S/ come from? Grrrr....."

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

^^^^

Lol!

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

"This suit needs ironing...."

 

[SuperNewGuy]

Yeah Lois, I see a spot open on the 3rd floor of that parking garage

 

[Bad Superman]

I had to change it. Super New Guy beat me on that one.

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

I really should have put this through the wash before i used this again...6 years is a long time.

 

[SuperNewGuy]

I bet if I stretch my tongue, I can lick my own S.

 

[SuperNewGuy]

I had to change it. Super New Guy beat me on that one.

LOL, sorry Bad Supe! Well we both posted at the same time............you should put yours back up, we can both get credit

 

[Bad Superman]

THE PERFECT WAY TO GET EVEN WITH YOUR EX​

BY: SUPERMAN​

 

[Showtime]

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A photo was taken earlier today of Superman sabotaging a local fan's car. When questioned about the incident Superman stated, "Showtime was claiming that my suit photo was fake, something had to be done." Showtime couldn't be reached for comment.

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

Show time was almost placed under arrest by hero poilce officer ROBOCOP..

he is working with Superman on the case.

 

[Bad Superman]

A photo was taken earlier today of Superman sabotaging a local fan's car. When questioned about the incident Superman stated, "Showtime was claiming that my suit photo was fake, something had to be done." Showtime couldn't be reached for comment.

It's alright Super New Guy. Yours came out funnier.