Superman Returns "Superman Returns is a true epic!" (just for kicks)

Mr. Vice said:
:o Not much more than your mom in bed...

ha ha, mom jokes I see the big guns are out, funny how people with no wit take the easy route.
 
The Game said:
Lol, I like that.

I hope he doesn't go with that King of Kings thing, The Game is much better. ANyways, back on topic...

"Passionate, brave and as epic as the original" Be good to see something like that.
 
The Game said:
ha ha, mom jokes I see the big guns are out, funny how people with no wit take the easy route.
I have no wit? And this coming from the same guy who thinks f@ckin Welling is a better Superman than Routh?
 
Mr. Vice said:
I have no wit? And this coming from the same guy who thinks f@ckin Welling is a better Superman than Routh?

Where did I explicitly say that I thought Welling was a better Superman that Routh?!? please show me proof or be on your way.
 
"Routh must have the abillity to fly in real life, cause there's NO WAY that it could look that good!!!"
 
Naite22 said:
"Routh must have the abillity to fly in real life, cause there's NO WAY that it could look that good!!!"

Nice, I like this one:up: :)
 
"They wanted us to believe that a man could fly again...

They've succeeded with flying colors."
 
uhm..

this thread sort of frightens me. Thought I should let you guys know that. Thanks :)
 
"Did you just say go mom, Superman Returns was amazing' - Dale Gribble
 
Fatboy Roberts said:
uhm..

this thread sort of frightens me. Thought I should let you guys know that. Thanks :)
Just stay out of it then:up:
 
It's like watching a horror movie. But go ahead and write up fake critic quotes that don't exist for a movie that's not out, because it so obviously belongs in a forum designed for discussion of the movie itself. :)

I like being scared :)

There is some untapped comedy potential in here though. I'll keep popping in to see if some funny breaks out. Intentionally funny, I mean. But I will be quiet until that happens.

Thanks again :)
 
I was going to try my hand at this thread, but then I got nervous.
 
"SUPERMAN FLIES AGAIN"

"SUPERMAN RETURNS - REALLY"

"able to shatter box office records in a single bound"

"lOOK! UP ON THE SCREEN!
 
"The best picture of the year." - Everybody, including the Academy. :p
 
Why are you guys nervous?? It's JUST-FOR-KICKS!!!... How about this

"Bryan's Superman Returns makes my work on the spider-man movies seem inferior!"
-Sam Raimi-
 
"Superman: The Movie set the bar for comic book adaptations. Superman Returns lifts the bar the only way Superman could: to the stratosphere. A phenomenal film."

Hey Naite, this is what, the 3rd post today behinds yours? Haha, weird.
 
I`d like to see people refering to the day they watched Superman Returns as "The day i became i kid again!"

"You didn`t just believe a man could fly. You swore to god he was flying!"
 
MY GOD, it's the weirdestest night I' ve ever seen on the Hype. Really. Strange.

Who the **** is Pookey Johnson?? ****!
 
"I had to tie my jaw to the face with my belt because it dropped so many times!!" :D
 
"It's a bird, its's a plane, NO! IT SUPERMAN, the hero icon return is true epic syle!"
- Doo Bee
 
BareKnucklez said:
lol heh his review would probably look more like this.. "Routh is the best thing since Jar Jar Binks!" -Ebert :up:

LOL:)
 

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