Superman Returns "Superman Returns is a true epic!" (just for kicks)

[Naite22]

This is too fun

 

[Mr. Vice]

"WHOA..."
-Keanu Reeves

 

[Naite22]

"WHOA..."
-Keanu Reeves

HAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Naite22]

"BRILLIANT MOVIE! But I thought Marlon Brando was dead!?"

 

[explode7]

OR how about guys,

"Superman Returns an epic Materpiece" - explode7
"Singer has really outone himself" - explode7
"Five stars" - explode7

 

[Yellow Cyclone]

"Even I can't find anything wrong with this!" - Harry, AICN.com

 

[Naite22]

"You haven't seen a superhero movie until you've seen RETURNS!"-Richard Donner!

 

[explode7]

Nah too common and absurd.

 

[explode7]

How about
"Get your hands away from the DVD/VHS/PSP/IPOD player and go see this movie" - ME

 

[Naite22]

^hehe not bad.

 

[scifiwolf]

"BRILLIANT MOVIE! But I thought Marlon Brando was dead!?"

While he's been dead for two of our years, he's been dead for many thousands of his years...

 

[SolidSnakeMGS]

"Even I can't find anything wrong with this!" - Harry, AICN.com

More like, "I LUV this movie and they didn't even have to bribe me with set visits or pwesents. I think I LUV it more than my new girlfriend. Did I mention I have a girlfriend now? Ok, gotta go, Tarantino is calling me!"
- Harry from AICN.

 

[tabLengle]

Singer has created a retread of Richard Donner's Superman, lacking all creativity - the general movie audience.

 

[Yellow Cyclone]

More like, "I LUV this movie and they didn't even have to bribe me with set visits or pwesents. I think I LUV it more than my new girlfriend. Did I mention I have a girlfriend now? Ok, gotta go, Tarantino is calling me!"
- Harry from AICN.

touche

 

[Seen]

"Wow, this movie rocked hard! I loved it! It was a far better movie than I could've made...Bryan Singer is a genius! I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!" -- Brett Ratner

 

[Naite22]

"Bryan Singer's SUPERMAN is an ok popcorn flick, however had it been me making it, I would've given superman a super-mobile!" -Joel Schumacher.

 

[Showtime]

"I loved every minute of it, except for the plane scene, that was scary"-McG

 

[Mr. Vice]

"F#ck Allah! Praise Superman!"
-Al Queda Times

 

[TheBat812]

"I'm Rick James *****." - Rick James

 

[KaptainKrypton]

"I loved every minute of it, except for the plane scene, that was scary"-McG

HAHAHAHA!

 

[GothicPowerMix1]

"My Movie is so much better then Superman Returns" - Eminem

"Hey Bryan can you please show me how to make a good Movie"- Uwe Boll

 

[CGHulk]

"Loved the film, they hired the right man for the job!" -Tom Welling

"It was not as good as my masterpiece, Superman III." -Ilya Salkind

"The color red in the suit is perfect!!" -kakarot069

 

[The Fallen]

"Superman Returns is greater than Chuck Norris, Mr. T and Vin Desil combined"

"Superman Returns... IT"LL GET YA DRUNK!" Samuel L. Jackson

"It sucked a$$! The suit was faggy and it needed a giant spider..." Jon Peters

 

[Naite22]

haha^ That last one made me laugh!!! (screw Peter's!)

 

[CGHulk]

"It sucked a$$! The suit was faggy and it needed a giant spider..." Jon Peters

Hahahahahaha!!!