World Superman's Charming One-Liners

[Captain Kirk]

It's confirmed, this type of humor works everywhere accept comic book/superhero boards.


Y'all need to undo the bowties and loosen up a bit LOL!!!

If it wasn't so lame we might.

 

[Spider-Steve]

I like Clark Kent's funny comments more, cause he sounds so goofy.

Clark Kent: "Gee, Mr. White, that's terrible"
Parry White: "That is why the call them TERRORISTS, Clark."

Like that one a lot!

Hope Brandon has some to like that!

I really hope his Clark is really a bumbling Clark!!!

Steve

 

[Sarcasm]

If it wasn't so lame we might.

Trust me "Captain Kirk" the world of comic book nerd (that I proudly inhabit) lacks teh funny on many, MANY levels......most nerds just don't get it and that's ok...I ain't mad at ya.

 

[Captain Kirk]

Trust me "Captain Kirk" the world of comic book nerd (that I proudly inhabit) lacks teh funny on many, MANY levels......most nerds just don't get it and that's ok...I ain't mad at ya.

I'm a comic geek myself, but I have never heard anything similar to what you wrote in my books.

 

[Sarcasm]

I'm a comic geek myself, but I have never heard anything similar to what you wrote in my books.

Yeah, explaining the lost humor won't help anything......in a nutshell, you replace Superman quotes with quotes from other movies....well-known or obscure references......Superman saying something from the Breakfast Club, Weird Science, Predator, wherever......I'm sorry, I love my comic book brothers but they're sometimes a bit dense which is ironic considering the obscurity of our hobby......almost anywhere else this thread woulda morphed into something hilarious......next time I'll save it for "anywhere else".

 

[Captain Kirk]

Yeah, explaining the lost humor won't help anything......in a nutshell, you replace Superman quotes with quotes from other movies....well-known or obscure references......Superman saying something from the Breakfast Club, Weird Science, Predator, wherever......I'm sorry, I love my comic book brothers but they're sometimes a bit dense which is ironic considering the obscurity of our hobby......almost anywhere else this thread woulda morphed into something hilarious......next time I'll save it for "anywhere else".

I am sorry. I should cut you a break. Sometimes we all enter SMARTASS MODE, and forget to turn it off. It's all good, Sarcasm.

 

[halfapple]

Richard turned to Clark, "So, is that good for you, Clark?"

Clark Kent nodded, "Sounds swell."

Lois and Richard both looked at him: "Did he just say "swell"?

/chapter 20 SR novel

 

[Captain Kirk]

Richard turned to Clark, "So, is that good for you, Clark?"

Clark Kent nodded, "Sounds swell."

Lois and Richard both looked at him: "Did he just say "swell"?

/chapter 20 SR novel

"Yeah, want the hear about the Peruvian Llama rodeo"- Clark to Gil in SR

 

[Superman \S/]

"I'm always around."

 

[Captain Kirk]

"Don't thank me, Warden. We're all part of the same team. Night."

 

[Sarcasm]

I am sorry. I should cut you a break. Sometimes we all enter SMARTASS MODE, and forget to turn it off. It's all good, Sarcasm.

Don't sweat it....it's all good.......all noobs take a bit of initial board hazing.

 

[Whack Arnolds]

"Don't thank me, Warden. We're all part of the same team. Night."

Now that is just straight corny, lol.

 

[halfapple]

"Yeah, want the hear about the Peruvian Llama rodeo"- Clark to Gil in SR

Clark entered the office and sat on the desktop beside Gil. He yawned as he looked up at the TV. "What's going on?"

Gil didn't bother turning, "Superman. He's been having a busy day."

Clark chuckled. "Show-off, if you ask me. Say...did you want to hear about this really neat Llama race I saw?"

 

[MoreCowbell]

From Lois and Clark.

Mrs. Plat: I like your costume
Supes: Thank you, my mom made it for me.

Martha Kent: So now tell me more about this worman you're going to Luthor's ball with.
Clark: Lois is... we'll complicated. Comineering, uncompormising, pig headed... Brilliant.

Even though this isn't from Superman, or a one liner, I love this quote (got it from IMDB).

Lois: If you wanna kill Superman, I don't know why you're going to Smallville or 1966.
Tempus: She doesn't know yet. Oh, this is good. This is really good. Um, Lois, did you know that, in the future, you're revered at the same level as Superman? Why there are books about you, statues, an interactive game. You're even a breakfast cereal.
Lois: Really?
Tempus: Yes. But, as much as everybody loves you, there is one question that keeps coming up: "How dumb was she?" Here, I'll show you what I mean. Look (puts glasses on), I'm Clark Kent. (Takes glasses off) No, I'm Superman. (Puts glasses on) Mild-mannered reporter. (Takes glasses off) Superhero. Hello! Duh! Clark Kent is Superman. Ha, ha, ha. Well, that was worth the whole trip. To actually meet the most galactically stupid woman who ever lived.

 

[Captain Kirk]

Don't sweat it....it's all good.......all noobs take a bit of initial board hazing.

You show the attitude that will take you far! I applaued you, Sarcasm!

 

[Captain Kirk]

Now that is just straight corny, lol.

WHAT, EVERY LINE OF STM IS GOSPEL! ....Just kiddin'

 

[Spare-Flair]

“Lois – I never lie.”

What could be further from the truth? Everytime Lois asks where Clark has been (when he was Superman) is a lie.

 

[Bibs11]

What could be further from the truth? Everytime Lois asks where Clark has been (when he was Superman) is a lie.

SUPERMAN never lies....Clark Kent, that's another story!

 

[pspring5]

Superman 2

Lois: Everytime Superman Is Around You Seem To Disappear.

Clark: Superman Was Just Here? Golly!

 

[The Game]

I think superman may find those wont work anymore..the world has moved on..he hasn't.. we shall see.

I agree, I don't want Superman to spout 'gee' 'oh gosh' type of lines or sound as clueless as Fraiser from due south.

 

[Matt]

"Macrobiot-ICK!"

Theres a one-liner for the ages.

 

[Excel]

what?

 

[SolidSnakeMGS]

"Macrobiot-ICK!"

Theres a one-liner for the ages.

Yeah, because we know kids never say anything silly or ridiculous and everything that comes out of their mouths should be truly Shakespearian. What are these writers thinking making a little kid spout out goofiness??



BTW, your sig is very telling of your purpose here.

 

[scifiwolf]

I'd like to see a hooker make a crack about Superman being faster than a speeding bullet. Then I'd like to see him kill her.

 

[Superman4ever]

Lois: Will i see you around?

Superman: I'm always around

Oh, I LOVED this one!