Suri Cruise Pictures (Threads Merged)

[Excel]

looks asian but shes cute. has cruises eyes and jaw but holmes nose and cheek's.

 

[Mee]

Haha! It doesn't show, how fitting.

 

[Excel]

??

works fine for me.

 

[Mee]

Cause you're a scientologist.

 

[Excel]

ummm...no.

 

[Equint77]

Joey Potter is a mom.

where's Pacey.

 

[Quietstorm]

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

OH MY FREAKIN' GAWD, AWCHIE!!!
It's a BAYbEE!!!

 

[Erzengel]

I wonder who the father is.

 

[Quietstorm]

I wonder who the father is.

Chris Klein

I suggest they go on Maury.

 

[Erzengel]

Maury would have found Karr innocent faster than the US government.

 

[Mee]

Finally. I can die happy.

 

[Excel]

well, appearently they have a chinese gardener....

 

[Joker]

For gods sake, does anyone really care? I dont care how many kids any celebrity pops out, big f**king deal, thousands, if not millions, of people are born EVERYDAY, it's no big accomplishment.

 

[Quietstorm]

 

[Equint77]

tom cruise is a *****e bag for which I hope he drinks his own *****e juice.

 

[Mee]

For gods sake, does anyone really care?

What is, for the sake of humanity I hope not, Alex?

 

[Joker]

What is, for the sake of humanity I hope not, Alex?

You're the new Jeopardy champion for that answer

 

[The Lizard]

I think the baby's been surgically altered to look like Cruise - that's why we haven't seen it until now.

 

[Mee]

You're the new Jeopardy champion for that answer

Take that Ken Jennings!!

 

[ShadowBoxing]

For gods sake, does anyone really care?

I care damnit. I care. I really really really care.

 

[Equint77]

I think the baby's been surgically altered to look like Cruise - that's why we haven't seen it until now.

baby surgery... This Cruise is worse than satan.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Maury would have found Karr innocent faster than the US government.

Hahaha.
In the future, iffy suspects will be brought to the Maury show.

Karr: "Tha's MY semun. It's mine I know it!"
Maury:......are you ready for the results?.....
Karr: "YEAH I'm ready! I already KNOW what it say! *angry chicken neck side-to-side wiggle*
Maury:".......................It's not.....yours."
Audience: "BLUaaaAAAAARGHHRarrARGH!!!!"

*Camera follows the crying Karr past the curtains toward backstage where a producer pleads with him to go back out on stage*

LOL

 

[Excel]

it's no big accomplishment.

for tom cruise it is.

nicole kidman still believes there no way the babys toms.

n all those rumors bout him n his sexual disadvantageson the eyes wide shut set.....

 

[Equint77]

Hahaha.
In the future, iffy suspects will be brought to the Maury show.

Karr: "Tha's MY semun. It's mine I know it!"
Maury:......are you ready for the results?.....
Karr: "YEAH I'm ready! I already KNOW what it say! *angry chicken neck side-to-side wiggle*
Maury:".......................It's not.....yours."
Audience: "BLUaaaAAAAARGHHRarrARGH!!!!"

*Camera follows the crying Karr past the curtains toward backstage where a producer pleads with him to go back out on stage*

LOL

the best part about Maury is he doesn't care if the women are in hysterics.... he'll follow them to the back and continue revealing the lies...

we asked him if he slept with your father.. he said no.. the lie decector said... he was lying..

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! No Murray... NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!