Bras

[The Mighty Wind]

Sometimes you just have to feel sorry for people...

 

[Halcohol]

Once you figure out how to do it, it's easy. Unless she blocks you with a level 3 front-clasper. Tricky devil.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Maybe MC should exclusively date patchouli-wearing, hairy arm pit, nature mama hippie girls.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

One piece of advice for you...Don't let her wear a bra.

 

[Halcohol]

Love the hair. Love it. :heart:

 

[Immortalfire]

Girlfriend? I thought you had a wife.

Or was that just that one time Erz walked in on you on the Holodeck?

 

[bullets]

its not that hard at all but i remember the first time i was so worried about because of the stories i had heard. if you are having trouble with it you will eventually get used to it and it should be smooth sailing from there.

 

[Sandman138]

You just gotta be smarter than the bra.

Hey man, string theory is hard stuff.

 

[Magneto29]

Hahaha. I can't imagine what you guys think if it's a front clasping bra.

 

[Sandman138]

 

[The Lizard]

I used to feel bad about fumbling with a girl's bra clasp until I saw some girl-girl porn where the girls in question actually had trouble getting each other's bras off. It was hilarious.

I then came to the conclusion that it just takes more concentration to get a bra off another person who's facing you, so visualize the little clasp, pinch each side and bring your fingers together then move one half of the clasp up and voila.

 

[Untilteld]

MC is stuck in That 70's Show.

 

[Master Chief]

Guys. I practice sleight of hand daily, buttons and clasps don't own me. :heart: That Houdini line freaking rules though! HOW CAN SO MANY OF YOU NOT APPRECIATE??!?!

Girlfriend? I thought you had a wife.

Or was that just that one time Erz walked in on you on the Holodeck?

She was like, "I don't want to be a wife omg I feel so old let's just have it annulled and be girlfriend/boyfriend instead."

lol, so we're getting married again when we're in our 30s.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

You just pinch it.

 

[Immortalfire]

She was like, "I don't want to be a wife omg I feel so old let's just have it annulled and be girlfriend/boyfriend instead."

lol, so we're getting married again when we're in our 30s.

I see.

 

[Secret_Riddle]

Man, I was with my girlfriend the other night and I dunno how but we got to the point where I had to undo her bra.

What the hell!! There should be a course you can take in school on how to operate these things. I'm fumbling around like a jackass trying to undo this hook mechanism that'd make Houdini gay. Ugh. Any tips on how to practice? Without using an actual bra? Like, the equivalent of training wheels for bra undoing.

I fully realize the irony in asking this on a superhero message board.

Also I think I fell asleep because it was so frockstrating and now she's pissed at me so I gotta go buy a thousand roses.

We were fooling around once (like playful fooling around not..fooling fooling lmfao) and i took off her bra with my teeth..I was extremely proud.

 

[jaguarr]

It just takes practice. I'm so prolific in my ability to remove a bra from a woman that I don't even have to be in the same room as her to do it.

That said, for all you guys who have trouble with this, there is something you can do in the meantime to make it easier on yourselves. Just remember these words: "Baby, do a striptease for me.". Don't use this knowledge as a crutch, though. You still must learn the power of removing a bra from a woman before she's even realized what's happened. They'll find it very arousing that you can take command of the situation so smoothly. They'll also sometimes think you're a man-****e to have developed that skill, but you can't win 'em all.

jag

 

[Banshee]

It used to be pretty hard for me to, until I realized its easier with one hand than two.

Place your thumb in between the straps, and two fingers on top opposing the thumb. You should be able to feel the clasps with your thumb and feel them through the fabric with your fingers, then just squeeze.

 

[Ice-man]

Man, I was with my girlfriend the other night and I dunno how but we got to the point where I had to undo her bra.

What the hell!! There should be a course you can take in school on how to operate these things. I'm fumbling around like a jackass trying to undo this hook mechanism that'd make Houdini gay. Ugh. Any tips on how to practice? Without using an actual bra? Like, the equivalent of training wheels for bra undoing.

I fully realize the irony in asking this on a superhero message board.

Also I think I fell asleep because it was so frockstrating and now she's pissed at me so I gotta go buy a thousand roses.

bro tell me about it, girls can do it in like .2 seconds and here we men are, 10-20 minuets go by and that thing is still locked on tight.

the best way i know that works now is snapping them up, like put the lock in your thumb and middle finger and just snap.