That Awkward Moment When ...

[Ultimatehero]

That awkward moment when you read this comment.

Yeah. The weirdest thing is -- looking up adoptee 'reunions' you'll be really surprised to find out how often those scenarios happen. Genetic Attraction, a psychological term coined for it, is the weirdest thing in the world - or at least to me - because that would be a real mind fc to go through and these people have no idea. Luckily my birth family lives in another country, so I'll never accidentally have sex with them lol.

 

[zeroapoc]

That awkward moment when someone starts telling you a story you once told them. But they forgot where they heard it from, and are pretending it happened to them.

 

[Mace Bloodstone]

That awkward moment when someone starts telling you a story you once told them. But they forgot where they heard it from, and are pretending it happened to them.

and they add a bunch of lies to it.

 

[Ant-manic]

that awkward moment when you call into work sick only to run into your boss at TGIFridays.

 

[Schlosser85]

That awkward moment when someone starts telling you a story you once told them. But they forgot where they heard it from, and are pretending it happened to them.

lol! I find that funny as ****.

 

[Enriquespy]

That awkward moment when someone starts telling you a story you once told them. But they forgot where they heard it from, and are pretending it happened to them.

Similar thing I did once, same legend, told twice to the person who told it to me.

I was totaly oblivios both times.

 

[Shockdingo]

- That awkward moment when you're at work and you remember something. It's stupid and unfunny normally, but for some reason, it's the funniest freakin' thing in the universe. You try not to laugh and

-Falling asleep suddenly in a lecture, feel like you're falling to your death, bolt awake bug eyed and wild. In the front row.

- An elderly professor that wasn't really all that laid back and familiar with the class...starts talking about her sex life All of us just were begging to get out of class early.

-That awkward moment when you see a really pretty woman, wave and call out to her starting a conversation due to thinking you know her, but as you walk closer, you realize it's...all...wrooong! I felt like such a creeper :/

-That annoying awkward moment when you're running to the mall when it starts to rain. Wait a second. No, no that's not rain. It's seagull crap, plastered all over my freakin' puffball afro head. So I have to turn back, get stuck at the crosswalk with several people trying not to look at me while I wait for the light to change. Then, pass more people on the way back home. Kicker, telling your sister how much you appreciate birds the day before....and walking the same path.

 

[GENERAL RAAM582]

The awkward moment when my elderly tech teacher started telling us a weird sexual joke. I just didn't know how to react.

 

[Piper Maru]

That awkward moment when eating a sandwich and the sauces drip onto your shirt and people notice.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

That awkward moment when you walk in an Elevator and then Captain America steps in.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

That awkward moment when Parker necros a dozen threads in a row.

 

[jaymes_e06]

...you notice someone has a third/fouth etc... nipple.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

...you notice someone has a third/fouth etc... nipple.

Sounds sexy.

 

[jaymes_e06]

^They're a guy...

 

[CyclopsWasRight]

Sounds Krusty.

 

[ComicChick]

that awkward moment when after a month of working your new job you learn that Mary the floor cleaner is actually a man named Larry who just had his name legally changed to Linda.

 

[Feenix]

That awkward moment when you realize you've been feeding someone's ego the whole time

 

[Tempest]

That awkward moment when you realize that you've just sent a tasteless, hurtful, homophobic remark about a coworker to EVERYONE in a company of nearly 600 people -- including the CEO and HR department.

That happened to someone I know. Soon as she realized she had sent it to everyone, she started packing up her desk. She knew she was done.

...I did not feel very sorry for her.

 

[Feenix]

That awkward moment when you realize that you've just sent a tasteless, hurtful, homophobic remark about a coworker to EVERYONE in a company of nearly 600 people -- including the CEO and HR department.

That happened to someone I know. Soon as she realized she had sent it to everyone, she started packing up her desk. She knew she was done.

...I did not feel very sorry for her.

Uh oh, one of those sent the email to everyone but didn't mean to scenarios?

Proofreading, it could save your job some day.

 

[jaymes_e06]

That awkward moment when you first realize Cosmic is a girl.

 

[Hal_Jordan]

That awkward moment when you realize that the sentence you poorly typed out makes you sound insane, and you've even spelled Asylum wrong under your own avatar.

 

[Tempest]

Uh oh, one of those sent the email to everyone but didn't mean to scenarios?

Proofreading, it could save your job some day.

Also, refraining from being a homophobic jackass at work could help save your job.

 

[Feenix]

Also, refraining from being a homophobic jackass at work could help save your job.

Yes, this as well.

 

[jaymes_e06]

That awkward moment when you realise another poster gets under your skin so much, you've almost been dragged down to their level of stupid antics and endless tit-for-tats that go nowhere.

It's not me is it J cubed?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

It's not me is it J cubed?

Lol no way, jaymes. You're cool.