The 25 worst rapper names of all time

[Mister Sinister]

http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1776

 

[November Rain]

YO mama should be on that list as well...

 

[Road Warrior]

I have a friend who will get a kick out of this! t:

 

[bunk]

That was mildly amusing.

 

[ServantofAllah]

lol the 1,2 and 3 is too funny!

Shorty ****stain? wtf

 

[batmanismygod1]

Hahahaha very funny. I have heard of almost all of them except for the "Winner" if you could call him that.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Oh, GOD this was hilarious.

And I agree with each of them.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Swollen Members

Apparently looking like the child molester from Little Children and the brainy dude from A Different World wasn't lame enough for these guys, and so they decided to give themselves a name that sounds like the AIM screen name of a 12-year-old from New Jersey with a bad sense of humor. Other names they considered: Tha Erecshunz, Mornin' Wood, Hard-Onz, Da Penis MCs.

So this is a duo--one guy is white, the other black. And they identified themselves as Swollen Members.

Things that make you go Hmmmmm....

 

[JP]

It must have been hard getting it down to 25.

 

[terry78]

So this is a duo--one guy is white, the other black. And they identified themselves as Swollen Members.

Things that make you go Hmmmmm....

You have to wonder what they do after a set....

 

[JP]

They live up to their name.

 

[Yurka]

lol wtf? Dreddy Krugger and Del tha Funkee Homosapien are definately my favorites

 

[terry78]

Del tha Funkee Homosapien gets all the love. His skills preempt how goofy his name is.

 

[Darthphere]

Is Gnarls Barkley really a "rap" group? Really?

 

[terry78]

Is Gnarls Barkley really a "rap" group? Really?

There's a black guy in it that has rapped before. So the media will label them a rap group.

 

[Darthphere]

There's a black guy in it that has rapped before. So the media will label them a rap group.

Sadly.

 

[The Dude]

My one complaint is no Marky-Mark.

 

[Anti-Moderator]

Damn....Shorty Sh**stain was gonna be MY rap name.

 

[Darthphere]

Damn....Shorty Sh**stain was gonna be MY rap name.

You can still be Lil Skidmark.

 

[Ice-man]

my friend knows a guy names Tricky Anis...

 

[kane9321]

Del tha Funkee Homosapien was sweet

 

[AhabTheArab]

they should have lumped all the lil's under one category too... i hate them all....

 

[SoulManX]

lol the 1,2 and 3 is too funny!

Shorty ****stain? wtf

That had me rollingt:

 

[Ghostvirus]

A rapper by the name of Heavy Starch should have been on there. I kid you not the album intro was like 5 minutes of women saying seductively to a back beat, "Heavy Starch Baby. Oooh Heavy Starch...Yeah."

After that I turned it off, & did my laundry.

 

[Green Goblin 1964]

LOL S***stain....