Oh boy. Ugh. This was...this was terrible. I cannot believe how many people here are giving this movie 9/10. Because all the Spider-Man stuff aside, this is a terribly constructed movie.
There is no focus to this entire film. It feels a bit like they filmed an entire TV season's wroth of material and then scrambled to cut that down to a 2.5 hour long film. There is no real central bad guy, no central conflict really, it's just a giant mess of a "script".
I'm going to just list some of the huge flaws the films had below. Hopefully later I can write a more coherent review. But this movie, and the positive reaction to the film, has me too flabergasted to eloquently review this at the moment -
1. The opening scene of Richard Parker is so uninteresting and stupefying. Who on Earth cares one iota about Richard Parker's misadventures? It's never mattered in the books, the last film completely fumbled the ball on this subplot, and to open this gargantuan film with this dull "action" scene was just a terrible start. OH WILL RICHARD GET AN INTERNET CONNECTION? CAN HE OPEN THAT LAPTOP...AGAIN...? Just awful.
2. Opening Spider-Man action / Truck chase was perfectly good. Glad to have Spidey making jokes, even if they weren't that funny, and looked great.
3. Gwen's speech/relationship stuff was all fine. They milk the Stone/Garfield thing for all its worth, which is fair, but they don't exactly have a compelling arc to their relationship.
4. Everything, every single thing, with Max Dillon / Electro was actively embarrassing. The performance, the writing, the Dr. Manhattan echoing, the Times Square non-action scene. The Dr. Kafka crap. I mean...every single thing with Electro (up until the very final fight) was around a 2/10. Just awful.
5. I liked the stuff with Aunt May and thought Sally Field was great, but May voices a problem I had with the movie - WHO CARES ONE BIT ABOUT RICHARD PARKER!?!?!? When you have a character in your own movie saying "this subplot is stupid and you shouldn't waste your time on it"...that's a bad bad sign. The total lack of referencing Uncle Ben, or his philosophy, was shameful.
6. Do people notice this movie had 2 fight scenes? Two. Dos. Deux. 2. This is a 2.5 movie, with "three" villains....and it had 2 fight scenes. And they don't come until the last 20 minutes. I was stunned. This movie has a solid 50 minute stretch (from Times Sq to the climax) that are literally boring. BORING. In a Spider-Man movie! How is that possible?
7. Not only is that stretch boring but it's awkward. The sequence where Gwen is escaping from Oscorp personal just kind of happens in a very clumsy way. All the Kafka stuff is in that stretch. Harry going from friend, to punk, to elite prison break-in artist, all happens in that 50 minutes. I
8. The climax is well handled but I was so done with the movie at that point that I didn't really care. Well, I take that back, cause the Goblin Spider-Man fight was kind of terrible. And by the time Gwen was hanging by a thread and I knew this was the last time I'd see that classic tale translated to a different media...I was just sad. Not cause Gwen did what Gwen does...but this is the movie that got to attempt to adapt that tale. This was a fiasco of a film.
Spider-Man 2 was a 9.5/10 for me
TASM 1 was 7/10 for me.
This is a...4/10? Maybe? Cause I liked the CGI and the scene with Spidey helping the nerdy kid. And the last shot was great. But there is so much bad in this. Spider-Man 3 was a mess but at least that had a plot I could describe to someone. This was a travesty in terms of script and narrative structure.