The Ask CConn, Farmerfran, zer00, Flexo, Master Bruce Thread, Part Deux

[Fran]

So. An admittance to being overrated.

Not only that. But so overrated you guyses couldn't even keep on topic about yourselves.

How do you feel about this confirmation of status?

Shaddup.

 

[Mee]

If a Flexo falls in the forest with no one around to hear, and a Master Bruce drowns in a pool with no one around to see, who goes to prison?

 

[Fran]

Christina Ricci.

 

[CConn]

No, no, Twitch would want to go to prison to meet men, but Ricci would be his defense attorney, and not only clear him of all charges, but prove the government owed us all 10,000 dollars in back taxes.

 

[zer00]

They owe me more than that fyi

 

[Batman]

Master Bruce used to make those AOL RPG chat rooms for like Dawson's Creek. He confided this to me years ago.

Oh, you loved every minute of it.

 

[CConn]

Are you coming onto Edd, MB?

 

[Batman]

It is not possibile to come onto Edd

Edd can only come to himself.


...I think I just answered one of our own questions. Can we ask ourselves stuff?

 

[CConn]

I would assume you can ask me things, and I can ask you things, but you can;t ask yourself somethings.

Oh, and fran can't ask anything.

 

[Batman]

But Flexo can?

Outrageous.

 

[zer00]

Flexo is related to the sphinx

 

[SuperFerret]

Should I be worried that an elementary school 'girlfriend' of mine (who was kind of stalkerish creepy towards me) has married a guy who has the same name I do and has about four kids with him, the eldest of which is named after his father (so he too shares my name)?

 

[zer00]

Depends

do you want her?

 

[Flexo]

Should I be worried that an elementary school 'girlfriend' of mine (who was kind of stalkerish creepy towards me) has married a guy who has the same name I do and has about four kids with him, the eldest of which is named after his father (so he too shares my name)?

Not for a few years.

You see, she mistook him for you, so you have a few years to get the hell out of Dodge or buy a fake mustache.

 

[StorminNorman]

Would it be safe to even consider coming to you guys for relationship advice?

 

[zer00]

Depends

do you want her?

 

[StorminNorman]

Depends

do you want her?

...Yes

 

[SuperFerret]

Depends

do you want her?

No. I haven't actually seen her for years, but I discovered this a few months ago, and now I'm suspecting I might see her again sometime soon.

Not for a few years.

You see, she mistook him for you, so you have a few years to get the hell out of Dodge or buy a fake mustache.

Should I shave my real mustache before getting the fake one, or just wear the fake one over the real one?

 

[zer00]

...Yes

Shoot

 

[Flexo]

But Flexo can?

Outrageous.

I can.

I choose not to.

 

[Flexo]

Should I shave my real mustache before getting the fake one, or just wear the fake one over the real one?

Depends.

If it's part of a beard, just shave.

If it's a stand alone feature; off, then fake.

 

[SuperFerret]

Depends.

If it's part of a beard, just shave.

If it's a stand alone feature; off, then fake.

Okay, sound advice.

 

[Flexo]

What show am I thinking of?

Aired on Cartoon Network. Stories revolved around time travel. And famous dead people. And a nancy robot.

 

[CConn]

What show am I thinking of?

Aired on Cartoon Network. Stories revolved around time travel. And famous dead people. And a nancy robot.

Time Squad.

I found that out via Sister of Conn.

 

[Flexo]

Time Squad.

I found that out via Sister of Conn.

Huh.

Conn has a family.

Never would have guessed.