The Ask CConn, Farmerfran, zer00, Flexo, Master Bruce Thread, Part Deux

[El ASESINO]

Does Charles bronson rule?

 

[Frico]

If I were to make a pornstar thread, what would happen?

 

[zer00]

If I were to make a pornstar thread, what would happen?

it would be closed

 

[Fran]

I know, I know, but here goes:

Did Pan's Labyrinth get robbed out of 3 Oscars?

 

[CConn]

Hell yes.

 

[Batman]

Hell yes.

 

[zer00]

Hell yes

 

[StorminNorman]

Did Children of Men deserve at least one Oscar?

 

[CConn]

I haven't seen it.

I haven't seen Pan's either, fyi.

 

[Fran]

Go watch Pan's, then come back to worship it.

 

[Master Chief]

Why didn't Children of Men win best cinematography?

 

[CConn]

Because Pan's cinematography was better, or so I've heard.

 

[Frico]

Who will win best actor?

 

[Flexo]

Because Pan's cinematography was better, or so I've heard.

Guillermo Navarro's a genius.

 

[StorminNorman]

Why didn't Children of Men win best cinematography?

Because God is Mexican.

Wait...

 

[Frico]

How awesome was Departed winning Best Pic?

 

[Fran]

Not as awesome as it could've been if Pan's Labyrinth was in that category.

But yeah, it was truly awesome to see Spielberg, Coppola, and Lucas there to congratulate him.

"I won?"

 

[zer00]

The real question is

How awesome was Marty winning?

Departed winning was awesome and all...but holy **** Marty

 

[Fran]

Marty should've won for "Goodfellas." No question.

 

[Batman]

I still can't believe Whitaker won, then Scorcese, then Departed. That was freaking amazing.

Question to Flexo: How do I celebrate this?

 

[Frico]

The real question is

How awesome was Marty winning?

Departed winning was awesome and all...but holy **** Marty

It was about ****in time.

 

[TEDDY]

Why ask the 5 of you when you can ask the 1 and only TEDDY?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

 

[BRUTAL]

Indeed...

 

[StorminNorman]

If you guys suddenly became a new-modern version of the Stooges, who would fill the position of:
Larry:
Curly:
Moe:
Shemp:
Curly-Joe: