The Atheism Thread - Part 6

[Piper Maru]

It could even be as simple as primitive man back in the day playing around in mud and one asks another "Where do we come from" and the other, grabs some mud and makes a sculpture and says, "Well Trevor this is how were made". And it goes from there.

 

[Feenix]

Imagine if David Copperfield had lived 2000 years ago and was playing the same tricks on people then as he is now.

He would be Supreme Ruler of the World.

Or a god.

Maybe David Copperfield is really Jesus.

 

[regwec]

I like that bit in Exodus (? don't care) when Moses got punked by the Pharaoh's much better magician. It was a surprisingly frank admission that they were all charlatans playing the same cynical game.

 

[Piper Maru]

I like that bit in Exodus (? don't care) when Moses got punked by the Pharaoh's much better magician. It was a surprisingly frank admission that they were all charlatans playing the same cynical game.

Haha, I remember that. I was like, Oh Moses smell the roses.

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

My favorite thing from the Bible is when Jesus turned water into wine and they called it a miracle. Free booze!

 

[regwec]

The papacy had the apocryphal chapter where he conjoured hash into brownies deleted.

 

[The End]

 

[Piper Maru]

lol Ray Comfort the Banana man.

 

[Thundercrack85]

Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron are the worst thing to happen to creationism since... well, Darwin.

 

[Piper Maru]

I still can't get over the crocoduck.

 

[Doctor Evo]

The crocoduck argument is brilliantly stupid. I marvel at creationists who attempt to argue against a concept about which they know absolutely nothing, often by their own admission. Come to think of it, that's just about ALL of them...

Kirk Cameron and Ray Comfort inspire awe for all the wrong reasons. They are masters of stupidity.

 

[Piper Maru]

"You know, Piper, I don't want to scare you, but I know you're an atheist and I have to tell you that you're doomed unless you accept Christ into your life."

That, among other things, was what I was told on Christmas day.

 

[Marvolo]

"You know, Piper, I don't want to scare you, but I know you're an atheist and I have to tell you that you're doomed unless you accept Christ into your life."

That, among other things, was what I was told on Christmas day.

Read this response on a forum:

Tell that person "You telling an atheist that they are going to hell is like a hippie telling you they are gonna punch you in the aura."

Or:

"I like it there. It's warm. When will you be stopping by?"

Or if you wanna use their book:

Mathew 7:1-5
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.

“Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye."

I like to just tell them that "You seem to have a plank in your eye." It results in the best wtf look if they don't know their bible.

 

[Piper Maru]

I'm inviting you over for Christmas dinner next year!

 

[Shikamaru]

So any fans of The Hitch here?

 

[Marvolo]

So any fans of The Hitch here?

The Hitch?

 

[Doctor Evo]

The Hitch?

Christopher Hitchens.

 

[Piper Maru]

So any fans of The Hitch here?

Christopher Hitchens Tribute
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[Marvolo]

I know it's in my sig but I like to post it once in a while for people who over look it:

The Most Astounding Fact (Neil deGrasse Tyson, HD):
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[Piper Maru]

Neil deGrasse Tyson is one of my heroes.

 

[james-in-cali]

Hitchens was bad ass. Dude hitch slapped his own brother!

 

[Thundercrack85]

I think my IQ shot up ten points just reading his books.

Course, then it went down ten points when I read that one book by Ray Comfort...

 

[jaqua99]

I don't know what I am.

Religion and Spirituality are not the same. I don't believe in any of the religions, but I am a spiritual person, and have my own beliefs about life, and all that jazz

 

[Feenix]

I think my IQ shot up ten points just reading his books.

Course, then it went down ten points when I read that one book by Ray Comfort...

Bill O'Reilly can do that, too. Tide goes in, tide goes out, you can't explain it!

 

[Piper Maru]

Whenever I hear Bill O'Reillys voice, I instantly get heartburn.