The Bad Ass Quote Thread

[Exabyte]

"Your face, your ass... What's the difference" - Duke Nukem

 

[Exabyte]

"What are you waiting for? Christmas?" - Duke Nukem

 

[The Spawn]

Spike: I had a wee spat with a werewolf myself once. Fought for over an hour. Brutal, vicious. Almost lost my--
Fred: Angel killed him with a pen.

 

[spider-jide]

If you continue to talk like a b1tch, I'll have to slap you like a b1tch - Mr blonde

 

[Abaddon]

Dawn: I gave birth to pterodactyl
Anya: Oh,my God!Did it sing?




Cordelia: Nice trick,with the Lorne bait.There was a time when I wouldve seen that coming eons before it ever crossed your tiny little mind.
Angel: Because youre so clever
Cordelia: On a scale of you to me?Pretty damn.

 

[Spider-X]

"Give me some sugar baby" - Ash

 

[Swordmaster]

Never tell me the odds-Han Solo

 

[Spider-X]

Never tell me the odds-Han Solo

 

[Swordmaster]

LOL, that is funny.

 

[Tangled Web]

We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open. -Murphy Boondock Saints.

 

[Spider-X]

LOL, that is funny.

he's a badass

"this....is my BOOMSTICK!" - Ash

 

[Swordmaster]

Angel-You're going to hell.
Buffy-Save me a seat

 

[Spider-X]

"Find him...or I'll peel the flesh off her bones!" - Doc Ock

 

[ShadowBoxing]

your lying if you say you've never used this

Superman: General [Zod], Would you care to step outside?

 

[Hell 2the yeah!]

"You can try anything you like, but when I say I'll kill you, your death is assured." - Kenshin

THE BATTOUSAI Kenshin is the Red Demon of justice in a reconcilliatory manner. BUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Have you ever danced w/ the devil in the pale moonlight?"
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"Who are you?"
"Nobody special."
"Can you fight?"
"Nope."
"Why are you here?"
"a lifetime of regret."
"What are you gonna do?"
"What's necessary."
"When will this stop?"
"When they're all dead Mick, every last g**d*** one of 'em."

 

[kamesan]

"Your face, your ass... What's the difference" - Duke Nukem

LOL I never saw Duke Nukem, but Andrew "Dice" Clay said that first!

 

[Abaddon]

TORG: Don't mock this. The night we spent together was...important to me.
ANYA: It was one date. And it wasn't even a date. We just happened to be invited to the same massacre, and?and you hit on me after I had a few...
TORG: I remember, you wore pink.
ANYA: Those were entrails.

 

[omegafro2000]

"I can't believe it's not butter."

- Fabio

 

[The Spawn]

"Life is but a passing dream, but the death that follows is eternal."

Seymour, Final Fantasy X

 

[The Spawn]

"I'm not stuck in here with you. YOU are stuck in here with ME."
--- Hellblazer

 

[ShadowBoxing]

- "You're hit dude, you're bleedin!"
- "I dont got time to bleed."
Predator.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."

"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

 

[JackBauer]

"Surrender?! Do you think this 'A' on my head stands for France?!" - Captain America in The Ultimates

 

[Prodigy]

Creedy and his men shoot up V

V: "My turn..."

 

[The Spawn]

Creedy: Defiant until the end, huh? You won't cry like him, will you? You're not afraid of death. You're like me.
V: The only thing that you and I have in common, Mr. Creedy, is that we're both about to die.
Creedy: How do you imagine that's gonna happen?
V: With my hands around your neck.
Creedy: Bollocks. Whatchya gonna do, huh? We've swept this place. You've got nothing. Nothing but your bloody knives and your fancy karate gimmicks. We have guns.
V: No, what you've have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty I will no longer be standing, because if I am you will all be dead before you've reloaded.
Creedy: That's impossible. Kill him.
[the fingermen open fire on V, but he still stands after their clips are empty]
V: My turn.