The Bad Ass Quote Thread

[The Spawn]

Persian Emissary: Our arrows will blot out the sun.
Stelios: Then we shall fight in the shade.

 

[CyberFaust]

Mess with the best, die like the rest.

 

[Fledermaus]

Darkseid:"The skies will burn. The oceans will boil. The streets will run red with your blood."
Batman:"I'm from Gotham. Show me."

 

[Abaddon]

"To never die... and to conquer all, that is winning." - Illyria

 

[unstoppable]

"Like a midget at a urinal I'll have to keep on my toes"-Leslie Neilson

 

[unstoppable]

Creedy: Defiant until the end, huh? You won't cry like him, will you? You're not afraid of death. You're like me.
V: The only thing that you and I have in common, Mr. Creedy, is that we're both about to die.
Creedy: How do you imagine that's gonna happen?
V: With my hands around your neck.
Creedy: Bollocks. Whatchya gonna do, huh? We've swept this place. You've got nothing. Nothing but your bloody knives and your fancy karate gimmicks. We have guns.
V: No, what you've have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty I will no longer be standing, because if I am you will all be dead before you've reloaded.
Creedy: That's impossible. Kill him.
[the fingermen open fire on V, but he still stands after their clips are empty]
V: My turn.

Creedy: why wont you die!
v:because Mr. Creedy behing this mask is more then just flesh
behind this mask is an idea and ideas Mr. Creedy are bulletproof

 

[Eddie Brock]

If you have it, you don't need it. If you need it, you don't have it. If you have it, you need more of it. If you have more of it, you don't need less of it. You need it to get it. And you certainly need it to get more of it. But if you don't already have some of it to begin with, you can't get any of it to get started, which means you really don't know how to get it in the first place, do you? You can share it, sure. You can even stockpile it if you'd like. But you can't fake it. Wanting it, needing it, wishing for it. The point is, if you've never had any of it, ever, people just seem to know.
-Bruce Campbell

 

[unstoppable]

If you have it, you don't need it. If you need it, you don't have it. If you have it, you need more of it. If you have more of it, you don't need less of it. You need it to get it. And you certainly need it to get more of it. But if you don't already have some of it to begin with, you can't get any of it to get started, which means you really don't know how to get it in the first place, do you? You can share it, sure. You can even stockpile it if you'd like. But you can't fake it. Wanting it, needing it, wishing for it. The point is, if you've never had any of it, ever, people just seem to know.
-Bruce Campbell

brilliant

 

[Eddie Brock]

brilliant

yeah, i know

 

[TwoMinutesHate]

"I'm bringing sexy back
Them other ****ers don't know how to act "

-Justin Timberlake

 

[unstoppable]

"Driving a plane is the same as ridin' a bike cept it's a lot bigger and a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes"-Airplane

 

[Cobblepot]

"They drew first blood"

 

[Sugarculted]

Johnny 5, is aliiiive!

 

[unstoppable]

"Remember remember the 5 of November the gunpowder,treason and plot, I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot"

 

[Ben Urich]

If you have it, you don't need it. If you need it, you don't have it. If you have it, you need more of it. If you have more of it, you don't need less of it. You need it to get it. And you certainly need it to get more of it. But if you don't already have some of it to begin with, you can't get any of it to get started, which means you really don't know how to get it in the first place, do you? You can share it, sure. You can even stockpile it if you'd like. But you can't fake it. Wanting it, needing it, wishing for it. The point is, if you've never had any of it, ever, people just seem to know.
-Bruce Campbell

Yeah man.

 

[Eddie Brock]

Yeah man.

i had to watch that whole commercial, sentence-by-sentence, on YouTube so i could get it right

 

[The Spawn]

Phillip sent a letter to Sparta saying "You are advised to submit without further delay for if i bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people and raze your cities."

The Spartans replyed "If..."

 

[U.S War Machine]

Shop Smart! shop Es Mart!

 

[unstoppable]

Shop Smart! shop Es Mart!

This is my BOOMSTICK!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CyberFaust]

Kneel before Zod!!!!

 

[The Spawn]

Superman 2 Zod or Smallville Zod?

 

[CyberFaust]

superman 2 Zod of course

 

[unstoppable]

superman 2 Zod of course

 

[JTStarkiller]

Darkseid:"The skies will burn. The oceans will boil. The streets will run red with your blood."
Batman:"I'm from Gotham. Show me."

Awesome.

 

[U.S War Machine]

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun...