The Bad Ass Quote Thread

[Mutagen]

"Yeah strap this on your "sore @$$" Blain!"

 

[Matt Murdock]

"Cover me, limp dick **** ups!"

 

[Matt Murdock]

"For a job like getting rid of the drug dealer next door, I'll take a hardware store over a gun any day. Guns make you stupid. Better to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart."

 

[The Spawn]

In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
Anonymous

In war there is no substitute for victory.
Douglas MacArthur, General (1880-1964)

No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards die for their country.
George S. Patton, General (1885-1945)

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
Robert Frost (1874-1963)

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

 

[Doctor Jones]

"Cover me, limp dick **** ups!"

Tropic Thunder. t:

 

[KevanG]

I'm going to live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!

Ahr-nold! in "The Running Man"

 

[Bunker]

"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds" - Robert Oppenheimer

 

[Sloth7d]

"You die Mother******!"
"Whadda ya think I am, huh?! What? You think I'm some ****ing worm like you! I told you already! I told you! Don't **** with me! I told you! No kids! But look at you now. You stupid ****! Look at you!" -Scarface

"You may have invaded my mind and body, but there's one thing a saiyan always keep. HIS PRIDE!!!!"- Vegeta (DBZ)

"The world will look up and shout save us, and I'll whisper, no."- Rorschach (Watchmen)

"If I dropped you, do you think you could fly?"-The Good Son

"Hey Mark.... Don't **** with me."- The Good Son

"Go yank your **** out your ass ya ****ing butt mongrel, I got the Powerglove!"-AVGN

 

[PyroChamber]

"Hey Stu, your rent's due mother****er! And don't be pulling that falling down the stairs **** with me, ya here? You conscious!"

 

[Sloth7d]

"Yes they deserve to die! And I hope they burn in hell!"-A Time to Kill

 

[Halloween]

^^Coming to America. (pyrochamber)

 

[Halloween]

No Biff...................you leave her alone.

 

[PyroChamber]

^^Coming to America. (pyrochamber)

Yep...

"You think I care what store in that ****pit dirt mall has the latest Godzilla bootlegs? Do you call eating pizza in the same dive pizzeria every night eating out? Do I give a **** when two major comic book labels are crossing over characters, selling two editions of the same book in varied-ink chromium covers? I'm a girl, damn it!"

 

[Halloween]

Yep...

"You think I care what store in that ****pit dirt mall has the latest Godzilla bootlegs? Do you call eating pizza in the same dive pizzeria every night eating out? Do I give a **** when two major comic book labels are crossing over characters, selling two editions of the same book in varied-ink chromium covers? I'm a girl, damn it!"

Again, Coming to America.

 

[Sloth7d]

"Who are you?"
"I am that is."
"You are something out of my dreams. Go away, I'm not asleep!"
"I am that is! Martin, Matthias, call me what you will. It was long ago written that you and I would meet, rat."-Mathias and Cluny (Redwall)

 

[Ronny Shade]

the most baddest-assed quote of all time is the following:

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum"

from John Carpenter's They Live

 

[SWAT]

"For a job like getting rid of the drug dealer next door, I'll take a hardware store over a gun any day. Guns make you stupid. Better to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart."

Love that episode!

 

[Sloth7d]

"Believe it or not you piece of **** you're still gonna burn!"

 

[CELTICPRED]

"Believe it or not you piece of **** you're still gonna burn!"

Matrix?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

"If you don wanna be cahnting, the fingers YOU HAVEN'T GOT, I suggest you get me those guns... QUICK!!!"

"Guns for show, knives for a pro"

 

[jaymes_e06]

:Look at sig:

 

[Sloth7d]

Matrix?

Hell yes.

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

King of Qin: I have just come to a realization! This scroll by Broken Sword contains no secrets of his swordsmanship. What this reveals is his highest ideal. In the first state, man and sword become one and each other. Here, even a blade of grass can be used as a lethal weapon. In the next stage, the sword resides not in the hand but in the heart. Even without a weapon, the warrior can slay his enemy from a hundred paces. But the ultimate ideal is when the sword disappears altogether. The warrior embraces all around him. The desire to kill no longer exists. Only peace remains.

From 'Hero'.

 

[Doctor Jones]

"Now behave yourself son."

"I'm the one with the gun. I think your the ones who need to behave themselves."

 

[The Spawn]

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Batman_(comics)