The Bad Ass Quote Thread

Bill Hicks:

All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. We are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death. Life is a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves.

The world is like a ride at an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it, you think it's real, 'cause that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down and around and around. It has thrills and chills and its very brightly colored and its very loud. And it's fun, for a while. But some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question, "is this real? Or is this a ride?" And other people have remembered and they come back to us. They say, "hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever. Because - this is just a ride."

And we...kill those people. "Shut him up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This has to be real."

It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try to tell us that, and let the demons run amuck. But it doesn't matter because - it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money - a choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your door and buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.
 
You may have walked in here but you are limping out.

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Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead, when in fact what you are thinking is that if this person ever ends up in a lifeboat, the other passengers will hurl him overboard by the end of the first day even if they have plenty of food and water.
&#8212; Dave Barry, "Why Humor Is Funny"
 
History is written by the observer. Propaganda is written by the victor. - Keeper Books of Truths
 
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"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored." - Aldous Huxley
 
For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday


crap movie, fantastic quote
 
Bobby: Two hundred and ninety nine million, seven hundred and ninety two thousand, four hundred and fifty eight meters per second. This is the original measurement for light.
Lucas: And you know that?
Bobby: Its the basic principal of physics
Lucas: Along with "**** happens"?


Mindhunters
 
Bill Foster: [to The Golfer that is having a heart attack] Yeah. And now you're gonna die, wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?
 
I hear done ina game that was awesome. "Save your speaches for hell!" Don't know the game.
 
Time, heat and pressure. The same things that make a diamond also make a waffle. ~Scott Meyer
 
MISTER FREEZE: "I'll shatter your frozen body like glass."
-- Batman Vengeance game
 
Pretty much anything spoken by Nick Nolte; '24 Hrs.' is the best example I can give.
 
I wanna rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you.
 
I heard this one last night...

"Mediocrity is like a lolliepop, one lick and you'll suck forever"

and..

"See that light at the end of the tunnel? Guess what? That's not heaven, it's the C train!"

and my Sig.
 
"Be frosty."

"I like to keep this handy. For close encounters.

- Hicks from Aliens

"Alright everybody, *******s and elbows!"

- Apone from Aliens
 
"Fck em Fuc em Fuk em even if they celibate."
Lil' Wayne from the song "I'm Me"

"And when I was five my favorite movie was the Gremlins aint go sht to do with this but I just thought tha I should mention."
Lil Wayne from the song "The Sky is the Limit"
 

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