The Bad Ass Quote Thread

[Spidey Rules 2]

Jack Napier fixing his tie in front of the mirror

Woman: (Looking at him in the mirror) "You look fine!"

Jack: (Annoyed, looking back at her) "I didn't ask!"

Batman

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Pendanski : What does D-I-G Spell?

Zero : *nails Pendanski in the face with shovel* - DIG

 

[Two-Face]

Bond: "Vodka-martini"

Bartender: "Shaken or stirred?"

Bond: "Do I look like I give a damn?"


From Casino Royale (2006)

 

[Paroxysm]

The life of a repo man is always intense. - Miller (Repo Man)

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Everybody gotta die sometime, Red.

SSGNT Barnes-Platoon

 

[Sloth7d]

Gangster:" Wait! Don't ******* shoot me! I-I-I give up! I give--"

Revy: "Give? Give me what?"

Gangster:"Pleas no I wanna give-- I wanna give u--"

Revy:"You said you were gonna give me something right? Well spit it out. What the **** are you gonna give me?!"

Gangster:"Ga--I-give up! I-- Seriously!"

Revy:"Would you quit your ******* babbling? You gonna give it to me or not? Come on!"

Gangster:"I--"

Blam!

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Sagat :"This isn't over guile"

Guile : "Well I'm the repo man....and You're out of business."



spoken like a true boss

 

[Sloth7d]

"You've lost your way."

"And you've lost yours. You're trying to help people you can't even relate to Diana."

"And you relate to them too much. You're not human. You're Superman."

"I know that."

"Then start acting like it. All hell has broken loose and you're on the moon with me? The world needs you."

"Telling people what to do? I'm not a god. And I'm not like you Bruce. I don't need to control everything."

"After all these years, you know it's not bout control. It's about doing everything I can. And for you it's about setting an example. Everyone looks up to you. They listen to you. If you tell them to fight, they'll fight.

"But they need to be inspired. And let's face it 'Superman'... the last time you inspired anyone was when you were dead."

 

[The Apocalypse]

"You have the eyes of a killer, girl...not like Wolverine. No, he is just an animal. But you...you were bred for murder. And right now you are thinking of eleven different ways to kill me, aren´t you?" - Risman

"No, twenty-seven." - X-23

 

[The Spawn]

"There is a difference between you and me. We both looked into the abyss, but when the abyss looked back, you blinked." --- Batman

 

[JStorm]

"You all laugh at me because I'm different...I laugh because you're all the same."


Sooner or later, the world needs to get on board with your no *****assness attitude.

 

[JStorm]

"You all laugh at me because I'm different...I laugh because you're all the same."


Sooner or later, the world needs to get on board with your no *****assness attitude.



Edit: I refuse to do so. That post was so good, it deserves dual recognition.

 

[The Spawn]

I was like "where the **** have I seen that before"

 

[JStorm]

I was like "where the **** have I seen that before"

You lock it up.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

"I've always been misrepresented. You know, I could dress in a clown costume and laugh with the happy people but they'd still say I'm a dark personality." - Tim Burton

 

[vindrow]

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"! - Winston Zeddemore

 

[Sloth7d]

"I invented volience. You vile, venomous, volatile ******* vain vicodin. Vggggn vgggn vggggn!!!"- V

...Wait that's not right...

 

[CashforStash]

"Lets show this prehistoric ***** how we do things downtown" - Ray Stanz

 

[psycho]

Onto the keel you climb,
Cold is the ocean brine.
Keeping courage though
locked in a deadly throe
Baldhead, show no fear,
showers fall on you here.
With maidens you had a way,
All must die one day.
-Last words of Thorir Jokull, a 13th century icelandic warrior

 

[Ace of Knaves]

"Oooohhhhh what a big man you are! Here lemme buy you a pack of gum, i'll show ya how ta chew it."

Ricky Roma

"**** The Machine? **** the Machine? **** THE MACHINE!!!!!!"

Dave Moss

"I'll kill ALL of you. Till the break of dawn! Till the break of dawn BABY!"

"What are these ****in iguanas doing on my coffee table?"

Terrence McDonough

"Alright you c**ts... lessee what you can do..."

Hit Girl

 

[The Spawn]

Eames: [Shows up while Arthur is in a gunfight] You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
[Pulls out a grenade launcher]