The Bad Ass Quote Thread

[Jasmine]

"I am the eater of worlds and of children, and you are next!"-Pennywise, Stephen King's IT.

 

[Elijya]

"I feel like kicking a mobster's ass, then f-cking his girlfriend for 6 hours" - me, about 3 hours ago (I'm drunk, and tense cause I'm trying to quit smoking)

 

[Poeman]

" If you were my bcitch, i would spank the monkey off your back."-- Jim Bob from My movies

" You talk like my father... are you a man Mrs. Tucker" - louie from My Movies

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

Originally posted by JollyLukaBrodie
"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!' "

Damn! I was going to say that!

Here's one I'm amazed no one has put:

Thug: Don't kill me!

Batman: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.

Thug: Who are you?!

Batman: I'm Batman.

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

Originally posted by E. Bison

Desire is irrelevant! I am a machine.

That part was great, wasn't it Bison? Whoever says Schwartzenegger is a bad actor needs to have a T-800 do a anal cavaty search on them.

 

[Poeman]

Originally posted by DarkKnightJRK
Damn! I was going to say that!

Here's one I'm amazed no one has put:

Thug: Don't kill me!

Batman: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.

Thug: Who are you?!

Batman: I'm Batman.

* plays the batman theme*

" Why are you after me?" - The Joker

" Let's Just say I'm trying to find a clown to play with" - batman

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

Originally posted by Poeman
* plays the batman theme*

" Why are you after me?" - The Joker

" Let's Just say I'm trying to find a clown to play with" - batman

When did that happen?

 

[Poeman]

Originally posted by DarkKnightJRK
When did that happen?

it happened trust me, think harder heres a another

" So... Riddler, do you enjoy riddles?"- batman

" What makes you say that" - riddler

 

[hippie_hunter]

Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness: "Groovy"

 

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by hippie_hunter
Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness: "Groovy"

When he signed my copy of his book "If Chins Could Kill"....he wrote - "Hey Calvin, stay Groovy"


I love the guy.

 

[Poeman]

" Kill is a word, what matters is the connection of the word. I see that your filled with the mentality to kill. What would you do to hold on that... You must understand, this is our purpose"
-- classic line from matrix

 

[hippie_hunter]

Originally posted by C. Lee
When he signed my copy of his book "If Chins Could Kill"....he wrote - "Hey Calvin, stay Groovy"


I love the guy.

Bruce Campbell kicks ass

 

[Poeman]

Originally posted by Bloody Mary
"MIA
Don't you hate that?

VINCENT
What?

MIA
Uncomfortable silences. Why do we
feel it's necessary to yak about
bull^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^ in order to be
comfortable?

VINCENT
I don't know.

MIA
That's when you know you found
somebody special. When you can
just shut the ^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^ up for a minute,
and comfortably share silence.

VINCENT
I don't think we're there yet. But
don't feel bad, we just met each
other.

MIA
Well I'll tell you what, I'll go to
the bathroom and powder my nose,
while you sit here and think of
something to say.

VINCENT
I'll do that.

20. INT. JACKRABBIT SLIM'S (LADIES ROOM) - NIGHT 20.

Mia powders her nose by doing a big line of coke off the
bathroom sink. Her head jerks up from the rush.

MIA
(imitating Steppenwolf)
I said goddamn!"

classic

do you remember this???

heres a couple more from pulp fiction

" Im gonna go medevil on your ass"- marcellus

" Preety please with sugar on top" - Mr wolf

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

Here's one:

"English, motherf**ker, do you speak it?"

 

[the overtaker]

"Rest in peace." - The Undertaker

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

Originally posted by Stewie Griffin
"Shut the f*** up Donnie!" - Walter Sobchak

a lebowki fan....

i thought you guys were a myth




Bunny: I suck your C*ck for a thousand dollars

Lebowski: Er, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine

 

[omegafro2000]

"You like that song? I wrote it for you. I'm going to sing it at your funeral."

From The Punisher.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

“I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.” – Tony Montana (Scarface)

“Now from what I hear, you're using your paper not for writing but for rollin' doobies! You're gonna be doing alot of doobie rolling when you're living in a van down by the river!” – Matt Foley (Chris Farley: SNL)

“Five card stud, nothing wild. And the sky's the limit.” – Capt Jean-Luc Picard (final line of the series)

“Blade with whom I have lived, blade with whom I now die. Serve right and justice one last time. Seek one last heart of evil. Still one last life of pain. Cut well old friend. Then farewell!” – Sir Orin Neville Smythe (Flight of Dragons)

Henry Jones: “They're trying to kill us.”
Indy: “I know, Dad!”
Henry Jones: “This is a new experience for me.”
Indy: “It happens to me all the time.”
- Exchange from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

“No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.” - Yoda

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

I'm Tony Montana! You f**k with me, you f**k with the best! -- Scarface

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

This...is...my...BOOMSTICK!!! -- Army of Darkness

 

[Homestar Runner]

"Appwy libawaly!" - me

 

[Poeman]

"mother****ers call me the don for a reason, and Thats a reason fckas like you will never know" --- Heat

 

[Abaddon]

"I'm Rick James,b^tch!"-Dave Chappelle.

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

"Blouses." -- Dave Chapelle (as Prince)

 

[BIONIC COMMANDO]

"im wayne brady b!tch!" Wayne Brady