The Bad Ass Quote Thread

[Abaddon]

"Its the mission that matters."-Buffy

 

[SpideyInATree]

"I must break you" - Dolph Lundgren (The Russian), Rocky IV

 

[The Spawn]

Was that movie good?

 

[TheSumOfGod]

"Nom d'une pute borgne!" - Shérif Earl McGraw, Tuer Bill: Volume 1. (that quote is only heard in the french translation of Kill Bill: Volume 1)

 

[Jasmine]

"And when you're down here with me, you'll float too!"-Pennywise, IT

 

[sleekbelle]

Don't know if anyone else added this, but it's one of my favs (for badass quotes) from Predator:

Blain: This stuff will make you a god damned sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me.

I thought that was a funny line.

-Sleek

 

[The Spawn]

"War is nothing but a series of repulsive killings. How can you ..."
"It's the only way I know how to live." -- Sylvia (General's daughter... what last name?) and Heero

I think they like you better. -- Heero

Then I'll give you just one piece of advice... dying hurts like hell. -- Heero

I'm not a pacifist. -- Heero

You're going to self-destruct? That's not a bad plan either... -- Heero

Don't complain. Try to get well soon. -- Heero, To Duo

Stop making me repeat myself. It's bad for my health! -- Duo

Anyone stupid enough to get near me dies! -- Duo

For a quiet boy, you put on quite a show. -- Duo

Shinigami has returned from hell! -- Duo

I'm surprised, Heero. You really turn up in the most unexpected places. -- Duo

I don't want to copy Heero, but... you're going with me to hell! -- Duo

He runs, he hides... he does everything, but he never lies... Duo Maxwell. -- Duo

Don't you just admire my ability? -- Duo

The god of death? Well, that sounds much better than a hero who commits mass murder. -- Duo

Oh, man, Quatre loves to blame himself for everything if you let him. Sooner or later, he'll start saying that there's no air in space because he didn't work on it hard enough. -- Duo

If you want to stay alive, don't make me angry. -- Duo

I wouldn't mind if you want to kill me, but I might struggle a bit. -- Trowa

Woman! Are you listening? Woman! -- Wufei

Destroy the enemy and there won't be a problem. -- Wufei

I would like to have a codename too. Let's say... Firefighter Wind? -- Zechs

Heero, I won't permit you to die until you have killed me. -- Trieze

Humans need a higher system than god. -- Trieze

People who want to die, hurry up and die. You're wasting good air. -- Professor G

People who commit war are stupid, but the blood they spill is not meaningless. -- Dr. J

Death is a gift given at birth. -- Dorothy Catalonia

No one can stop Heero now. If you don't want to die, do not try to get close to him again. -- Dr. J to Relena

Self-destruction. It's not a bad idea. -- Heero, Ep 31: Cinq Kingdom of Glass

My enemy is anything that stands before me and tries to kill me -- Heero, Ep 34: It's name is Epyon

I will not betray the people who fought for me. -- Relena, Ep 37: Zero vs Epyon

Sounds like something a woman would come up with. -- Wufei, Ep 38: Relena becomes Queen

I'm such a nice guy. -- Duo, Ep 39: Trowa, Return to the Battlefield

I kill crazy people. -- Heero, Ep 25

Life is something that is cheap. Especially my life. -- Heero

I know we can believe in him because Heero is the type of person that can give everyone hope. -- Relena, Ep 49

Those who have laid eyes on a Gundam will not live to tell about it -- Trowa

Heero!! I'm right over here, so come and *kill* me!! -- Relena

Mechanics need parts for repairs. Not like you with your leg. -- Duo

Are you listening, woman? Huh?! -- Wufei

I don't fight bleeding hearts or women. -- Wufei



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GW: Endless Waltz

Ep 1: Silent Orbit

If we don't fight, we are no longer human beings. -- Marymaya

Anyway, we don't want to be late for the party, so bye-bye! Oh, don't get upset if there's no food left. -- Duo

I was counting on you from the beginning. -- Heero to Duo

Ep 2: Operation Meteor

If you want to kill me, I don't care. But, I might resist a little. -- Trowa

No, I'm dead. But, I can't sleep in my coffin peacefully while the ghost of Trieze is around. -- Zechs

Ep 3: Return to Forever

"Thanks for saving some leftovers, Duo."
"You better not be talking sarcastically." -- Sally and Duo

I'm not good at fighting a losing battle. -- Duo

There goes another self-destruct system to waste. -- Trowa

 

[Abaddon]

"You don't know hurt.This last years gonna seem like cake after what I put you and your friends through,and i am not a fan of easy death.See this whole good-versus-evil,balancing the scales thing,I'm over it.I'm done with the mortal coil.But believe me,I'm going for a *big* finish."-The First Evil

and in continuation...
Willowsuddenly realizing) From beneath you it devours...
TFE: Oh not it.Me.

 

[JackBauer]

"If you hurt my daughter, I WILL kill you." -- Jack Bauer

"It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything." -- Tyler Durden

"You talkin' to me?" -- Travis Bickle

aaaand, last but not least:

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?" -- Dirty Harry

 

[Jasmine]

"I would love to dissect you."-Doctor Octopus USM

"Then I might delight myself in beating you to the edge of death, not to death--just the edge of death, I will let you try and heal, I will watch you struggle through the broken bones and the severed nerves and tissues, and most probably you will heal, and then just as you begin to feel yourself becoming human again...I will beat you to death."-Norman Osborn/Ultimate Green Goblin in USM #23

 

[The Spawn]

"I have experienced everything there is to encounter in an individuals lifetime. I have seen everything…tasted everything…touched everything…smelled everything…and have heard everything. Everything but death. Only after experiencing that will I know everything." - Anonymous

 

[Abaddon]

"If your going through hell,keep going"-Walt "I'm cryogenically frozen" Disney

 

[Jasmine]

"Here's Johnny!"-Jack Nicholson, The Shining.

 

[Spinned]

"Come with me if you want to live." -Arnold Schwarzenegger, T2

I love that qoute for some reason. Straight and to the point.

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle." -Arnold, T2

That's another good one.

 

[XSpidercideX]

Originally posted by Spinned
"Come with me if you want to live." -Arnold Schwarzenegger, T2

I love that qoute for some reason. Straight and to the point.

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle." -Arnold, T2

That's another good one.

Great quotes. Loved 'em as a kid.

 

[Ninja_Killer]

dont know if some1 alrdy posted this but here goes
"Dodge This"-Trinity-Matrix

 

[The Spawn]

White Goodman: You should quit now.
Peter La Fleur: I think I'll take my chances in the tournament.
White Goodman: Yeah, you will take your chances.
Peter La Fleur: That's what I just said.
White Goodman: That's what I'm saying to you.
Peter La Fleur: Okay, I'm not sure where you're trying to go with this.
White Goodman: Well, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
Peter La Fleur: All right...
White Goodman: Touché.

 

[Miss Kitty]

"ya punks, sissies, ya' letta woman beat ya'", Gloria - Gena Rowlands

 

[Abaddon]

"Look at you,all dressed up in big sister clothes."
-Faith,Buffy the Vampire Slayer,"Graduation Day part 1"

 

[Pythenis]

" Speak into the mike, I got your back-up mike right here! "

- Joe Dirt

 

[Pythenis]

" I can beat any man in this room in under 60 seconds. "

- Bruce Lee

 

[rdh007]

Sorry if this was posted.

*Turning around dramatically*

"The pen is truly mightier than the sword."

or

"Never rub another man's rhubarb."

 

[Pythenis]

Reporter- " Whats your prediction for the fight Clubber?

Clubber Lang - " Pain. "

 

[The Spawn]

[Richard with a gun to Isabel's head]
Liu Jian: Wait! You're making a big mistake.
Richard: Am I?
Liu Jian: In the second it takes you to kill her, I will have all the time I need to kill you...


Richard: There is a time for diplomacy and a time for action. Diplomacy is dead.


Jessica: I'm not your type, huh?
Liu Jian: I don't have a type.


Yulaw: I am Yulaw! I am nobody's *****! You are mine.


[Being ambushed by three cops.]
Yulaw: Don't you people ever learn?


[Yulaw making his announcement to the prisoners in the Hades Universe.]
Yulaw: I don't need to know you. *You* only need to know *me*. I will be The One!


Roedecker: On the floor, right now!
Yulaw: The floor? This is a hospital. The floor is full of germs. Want me to get sick?


Roedecker: You have killed 123 people, I'd say that is a *very* bad thing you did, Yulaw. You don't know what would happen if you kill this one. His death could affect the whole system, but I guess that doesn't matter to...
Yulaw: I know, everything must be balanced. Blah-blah-blah-blah, the party line. What do you think would happen?
Roedecker: Some people think you'd explode. Some people think you'd implode.
Yulaw: You're missing one.
Roedecker: Some people think you'd become some sort of god?
Yulaw: Yes, that's the one.


Yulaw: The Multiverse, every universe in it, is irrational, sloppy. I try to make it rational. I try to make it neat. You call it murder. How can I murder myself 123 times? I just took those wasted energies and transferred them to one container: me. What if that is our fate? To unite with ourselves, to be unified forever. To be one. I will be The One.


Gabriel Law: My grandfather taught me the energy of life goes in a circle in a perfect flow, balanced. He said until I find my center, my circle would never be whole. That day, I first saw her in the clinic I came in with a dog that was hit by a car. I knew right away she was my center. She made me whole.

 

[demento]

"Leave the gun.

[pause]

Take the cannolis."

- The Godfather