The Big Apple Thread

[Abaddon]

"I better get my ****ing cell phone"

 

[El ASESINO]

Didn't she saw the train coming?

If I saw saw the train coming I would jump to the platform quick

 

[Abaddon]

Probably didn't have enough time or something. It's a tragedy, but she was an idiot.

 

[NDX]

Hmm... cell phone or my life.

Yeah, **** the cell phone.

 

[Abaddon]

I've always been terrified of falling onto those above ground tracks like they have in Jackson Heights.

 

[El ASESINO]

How about when the platform shakes

 

[Abaddon]

I'd always worry that i'd fall between the tracks and plummet to my death onto traffic.

 

[NDX]

When I was a kid, I'd use to look under the elevated trains in hopes of not getting bombarded with falling bodyparts.

 

[El ASESINO]

Well
Look at the bright sight
At least you'll have an intersting
Way of diying

Not just a boring cancer death

Just trying to be funny

 

[Abaddon]

 

[NDX]

I'd always worry that i'd fall between the tracks and plummet to my death onto traffic.

I'm just afraid to drop my wallet. Never even thought of that (who am I kidding, I'd never fit through the slats).

 

[El ASESINO]

Sorry about that

I have a dark sense of humor
I can't help it

 

[Abaddon]

I'm just afraid to drop my wallet. Never even thought of that (who am I kidding, I'd never fit through the slats).

Well, maybe half your body would, and the rest would get run over by the train.

Sorry about that

I have a dark humor
I can't help it

it sort of came out of nowhere.


I just hope I don't die one of those lame, embarassing deaths that we hear about so often in the news.

 

[NDX]

Much too fat to fit through the slats. Though I could probably get wedged in there pretty well just to make a mess as the train pulls in.

Yeah, this conversation has taken a dark turn.

So, how about them local football teams? Huh? Huh?

 

[El ASESINO]

I Hate New York teams

 

[Abaddon]

I don't follow sports.

 

[NDX]

::feels alone in a corner::

Fine, back to talking about death.

 

[El ASESINO]

My teams are
Football- Dallas cowboys
Baseball-Atlanta Breaves
Soccer- Chivas de Guadalajara

As you can see I hate the mutts

But we can talk about New York sports
Are you a Jets or Giants fan?

 

[Abaddon]

Hey remember when Corey Lidell died?

 

[NDX]

I'm impartial. As long as at least one of them gets past the first round I'm happy.

The craziness around that was, well, crazy. I don't know what else to say.

 

[El ASESINO]

Some of my friends wanted Carl Pavano
To be the one on that plane

I think the Jets are going to win
Giants are going to loose

 

[NDX]

Jets have a chance to make it to the second round. Level headed people will give the Giants no chance in hell, but you never know.

 

[El ASESINO]

Just like I hate the mutts
Same goes for the giants
They are division rivals to my teams
Thats why I say they will loose

 

[Abaddon]

why do you structure your post like theyre poems?

 

[Mr Sparkle]

more like telegrams

"Just like I hate the mutts" stop
"Same goes for the giants" stop
"They are division rivals to my teams" stop
"Thats why I say they will loose" full stop.