The Brewster's Millions Challenge

[PyroChamber]

I'm sure everyone has seen the movie Brewster's Millions or at least heard about it's premise, a guy inherits $300 million dollars but only if he can completely spend $30 million dollars in 30 days. If you were offered a challenge like this with the following restrictions, same as the movie...

1) You can't own any assets that aren't already yours.
2) You must get value for the services of anyone you hire to work for you, that's if you decide to do so.
3) You can donate only 5% to charity and/or lose 5% by gambling, but you can't just give it away.
4) You're not allowed to tell anyone about it, at least not the part about the $300 million.

Do you think you could handle it?

Or, like in the movie, if you couldn't; you could just walk away with $1 million dollars and forget the whole thing.

 

[Charlie Boy]

I spend 10 million on cocaine. 5 million to pay an insane person to hunt me, but I give them a picture of my sister along with the cashiers check.... They intend to kill me, but falls in love with my sister instead. I take care of their wedding ceremony and honeymoon, which costs me around 3 million. The remaining 12 million I spend on escorts.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Just do what Brewster did, except in greater volume: Buy a lot of rare expensive stamps, and then use them as postage on random letters to people.