The Cake Appreciation Thread

[Tempest]

I love cake. And pie. Each should be loved and enjoyed for different, but equal reasons.

One time, I made a cake. My cat Noelle wanted to help, so when my back was turned, she sat on it. It was a sad day, because I really wanted to have some of that cake. Instead, I had to throw the cake away, and give the kitty a bath since she was covered in blue frosting.

 

[Fallen Angel]

 

[Godzilla2000]

Uh oh...the cake thread has more pages. This means things will be getting ugly with the Pie Kingdom.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Good. Goooooooood.


moral decay

 

[DarkSentinel]

More like Molar Decay

Frosting is worse than cigarettes yeah I said it and I regret nothing!!!

I will allow cheesecake to be spared when all is said and done.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Ugh, cheese cake. The redheaded stepchild of cake

 

[DarkSentinel]

You bite your tongue

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I don't know what you're into, but I'll stick to cake thank you

 

[DarkSentinel]

Cheesecake is the tastiest of cakes.

If I weren't having a birthday pie this year I'd have cheesecake.

 

[Duke]

I'll be joining the cake ranks today & my crusade against pie/s.

 

[Harls]

Cake > pie any day. You can make any kind of pie into a cake, but you can't make any kind of cake into a pie.

 

[The Endless]

This guy in the pie thread just said all cake eaters have creepy foot fetishes...

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Pie is the dessert of the devil, I read it in a book once so it must be true.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Endless, there is only one sower of moral decay around these parts...and that's me

 

[Godzilla2000]

I wouldn't mind this Birthday Cake on my Birthday:

 

[DarkSentinel]

Marie Antoinette wanted them all to eat cake, and we know what happened to her

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Have a weird ass movie made about her by Sofia Coppola?

 

[DarkSentinel]

Can you imagine a worse fate?

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

The first adult film I ever watched was called Cake.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Molar AND moral decay incarnate and here's the proof

 

[Piper Maru]

The best way to deal with moral decay is with molar decay. They just kind of cancel each other out.

 

[Pink Ranger]

I love cake. And pie. Each should be loved and enjoyed for different, but equal reasons.

So you go both ways? You piesexuals are disgusting, and I'll be damned if you people will ever be allowed to marry each other!

 

[Fallen Angel]

There will be no marriage of pie and cake people on my watch. I'll burn everything before I let that happen.

 

[Piper Maru]

Marriage of cake and pie is strictly forbidden and clearly goes against nature. Piesexuality is clearly a CHOICE and is a SIN. Those who do not adhere to the magic cookbook will forever be cast into a pot of boiling water for all eternity.

 

[Tempest]

So you go both ways? You piesexuals are disgusting, and I'll be damned if you people will ever be allowed to marry each other!

There will be no marriage of pie and cake people on my watch. I'll burn everything before I let that happen.

Marriage of cake and pie is strictly forbidden and clearly goes against nature. Piesexuality is clearly a CHOICE and is a SIN. Those who do not adhere to the magic cookbook will forever be cast into a pot of boiling water for all eternity.

The sugary goodness of fondant, and the sweet flakiness of crust will eventually prevail.

Pie and cake equality!