The Daily Hype

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  1. jollyjohnny Registered

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    Welcome to the daily hype, hype's first newspaper!
     
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    News for today,
    Massive flooding in SE PA area,
    309 is blocked off north and south bound,
    Many cars stalled out in 'puddles'
    Wakes seen up to 4 foot high,












    Serv's em right for building on swamp lands
     
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    MALICE ON SECRET SPAM FORUMS
    by Tim Burton
    Malice today has issued a statement saying that anyone who creates a secret spam forum will be banned, unless of course its Malice himself. However, Malice swears that such forums are simply myth.
    "I can neither confirm or deny the fact that I am denying your confirmation," Malice has said. Our top reporters are still trying to figure out just what that means.
     
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    Wow, this is sad :(
     
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    Do not Drag Bryan into this mess,
    Your ponderings dirty his name.
     
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    I bear Malices young:o
     
  9. caretaker14 It'll Be Mine, Fella

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    This is pretty funny, of course, I am easily amused.
     
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    One time comic, published by Master Chief. :o

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    HOROSCOPES

    Aries--Today you will die a horrible and tragic death, but other than that it will be a beautiful day

    Taurus--Today you will catch a STD.

    Gemini--Today you will not shower, because you just saw Cabin Fever

    Cancer--Today you will have a heart attack on the toilet.

    Leo--Today... no, tonight, you are getting laid.

    Virgo--Today you will finish reading a book.

    Libra--Today you will get caught *********ing.

    Scorpio--Today you will see a movie, and make a lesbian friend.

    Sagittarius--Today you will have the best sex of your life. Unfortunately, your parents will see it and so will all of the internet.

    Capricorn--Today you will go to a party, get drunk, and get taken advantage of by a chick. But just to your luck, the chick was previously a man.

    Aquarius--Today you will steal one of your own posessions, and report yourself the the police.

    Pisces--Today will be a normal, uneventful day.
     
  13. Drakon I got a rock.

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    I got news for you, and the headline is SHOVE IT!! We dont need your stupid newspaper. I would rather watch the Hype Daily Show!
     
  14. caretaker14 It'll Be Mine, Fella

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    YES!!!!!!!! I'm a Leo!
     
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    Im a leo too,


    My brothers a sagitaries MUHAHAHAH
     
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    I'm a Leo too. :D Unfortunately...i'm going to my cousin's birthday tonight...:(
     
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    Inbreeding is right:up:
     
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    I want to be a Leo. I got 50 Spider-Man comics in the mail today. I already KNOW I'm going to finish a book.
     
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    WHOA this really happened! :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
  21. Master Chief ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

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    Did a Leo get laid on 9/18/2004?
     
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    Goddamnit, Matt. :csad:
     
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  25. Master Chief ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

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    The original paper. lol. I was clearing my subscribed threads, this was all the way on page 101.

    Anyway. New horoscopes coming up. Soon. I'm bored.
     

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