The Daily Hype

[jollyjohnny]

Welcome to the daily hype, hype's first newspaper!

 

[PrimeObjective]

mmmm ok?

 

[Zarathi]

News for today,
Massive flooding in SE PA area,
309 is blocked off north and south bound,
Many cars stalled out in 'puddles'
Wakes seen up to 4 foot high,












Serv's em right for building on swamp lands

 

[jollyjohnny]

MALICE ON SECRET SPAM FORUMS
by Tim Burton
Malice today has issued a statement saying that anyone who creates a secret spam forum will be banned, unless of course its Malice himself. However, Malice swears that such forums are simply myth.
"I can neither confirm or deny the fact that I am denying your confirmation," Malice has said. Our top reporters are still trying to figure out just what that means.

 

[4eva In Thought]

Wow, this is sad

 

[jollyjohnny]

COMICS

 

[Zarathi]

Do not Drag Bryan into this mess,
Your ponderings dirty his name.

 

[dmcnx]

MALICE ON SECRET SPAM FORUMS
by Tim Burton
Malice today has issued a statement saying that anyone who creates a secret spam forum will be banned, unless of course its Malice himself. However, Malice swears that such forums are simply myth.
"I can neither confirm or deny the fact that I am denying your confirmation," Malice has said. Our top reporters are still trying to figure out just what that means.

I bear Malices young

 

[caretaker14]

This is pretty funny, of course, I am easily amused.

 

[Master Chief]

COMICS

One time comic, published by Master Chief.

 

[PurplePenisPrancer]

 

[Master Chief]

HOROSCOPES

Aries--Today you will die a horrible and tragic death, but other than that it will be a beautiful day

Taurus--Today you will catch a STD.

Gemini--Today you will not shower, because you just saw Cabin Fever

Cancer--Today you will have a heart attack on the toilet.

Leo--Today... no, tonight, you are getting laid.

Virgo--Today you will finish reading a book.

Libra--Today you will get caught mastering.

Scorpio--Today you will see a movie, and make a lesbian friend.

Sagittarius--Today you will have the best sex of your life. Unfortunately, your parents will see it and so will all of the internet.

Capricorn--Today you will go to a party, get drunk, and get taken advantage of by a chick. But just to your luck, the chick was previously a man.

Aquarius--Today you will steal one of your own posessions, and report yourself the the police.

Pisces--Today will be a normal, uneventful day.

 

[Drakon]

I got news for you, and the headline is SHOVE IT!! We dont need your stupid newspaper. I would rather watch the Hype Daily Show!

 

[caretaker14]

HOROSCOPES

Aries--Today you will die a horrible and tragic death, but other than that it will be a beautiful day

Taurus--Today you will catch a STD.

Gemini--Today you will not shower, because you just saw Cabin Fever

Cancer--Today you will have a heart attack on the toilet.

Leo--Today... no, tonight, you are getting laid.

Virgo--Today you will finish reading a book.

Libra--Today you will get caught mastering.

Scorpio--Today you will see a movie, and make a lesbian friend.

Sagittarius--Today you will have the best sex of your life. Unfortunately, your parents will see it and so will all of the internet.

Capricorn--Today you will go to a party, get drunk, and get taken advantage of by a chick. But just to your luck, the chick was previously a man.

Aquarius--Today you will steal one of your own posessions, and report yourself the the police.

Pisces--Today will be a normal, uneventful day.

YES!!!!!!!! I'm a Leo!

 

[Capt Throbberson]

Im a leo too,


My brothers a sagitaries MUHAHAHAH

 

[Wolfwood]

I'm a Leo too. Unfortunately...i'm going to my cousin's birthday tonight...

 

[dmcnx]

I'm a Leo too. Unfortunately...i'm going to my cousin's birthday tonight...

Inbreeding is right

 

[MutantCircus]

I want to be a Leo. I got 50 Spider-Man comics in the mail today. I already KNOW I'm going to finish a book.

 

[jollyjohnny]

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

HOROSCOPES

Libra--Today you will get caught mastering.

WHOA this really happened!

 

[Master Chief]

Did a Leo get laid on 9/18/2004?

 

[Fran]

Goddamnit, Matt.

 

[BRUTAL]

Again?

 

[Gonking]

wtf?

 

[Master Chief]

Again?

The original paper. lol. I was clearing my subscribed threads, this was all the way on page 101.

Anyway. New horoscopes coming up. Soon. I'm bored.