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Im going one as well, maybe its the same oneThe Amazing Lee said:I'm going to a party on Saturday, so I will probably have a couple or more.![]()

Im going one as well, maybe its the same oneThe Amazing Lee said:I'm going to a party on Saturday, so I will probably have a couple or more.![]()
The Amazing Lee said:..I no longer feel the need to get completely drunk.
I've decided to cut back, for health reasons and also to show my girlfriend that I don't need to get wasted to have a good time.
I haven't given up, but I'm going to limit my "Sessions"
I can go out have 3-5 beers, over the evening, but not feel the need to get off of my ****.
It's a waste of money, for a night that I won't remember and will most likely feel **** in the morning.
For now, I am limiting myself.....for parties and special occassions.
But I think I'm going to stop the binge drinking.![]()
GoldenAgeHero said:good job. you need to be able to cut back drinking, so that your erection doesn't flat line on ya.
The Amazing Lee said:Dude, stop talking about my penis. Anyone would think you were ghey for it.
And to be honest, it wouldn't surprise me. You'd f**k anything that had a DNA pattern.![]()
GoldenAgeHero said:i hope it leads to your girlfriend.
The Amazing Lee said:Dude, stop talking about my penis. Anyone would think you were ghey for it.
And to be honest, it wouldn't surprise me. You'd f**k anything that had a DNA pattern....
..Or at least you will make a thread on HOW to f**k anything with a DNA pattern...but in reality...
Even a dead body won't come close to your sexual awakening.
GoldenAgeHero said:hahaha added more? at least they won't complain about keepin it up.t:
The Amazing Lee said:HAHAHAHAHAHHA
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You know what. I will kill you.t:
The Amazing Lee said:But I can keep it up.
Dude, why does everything you talk about have to relate about sex.
I bet you can't even order a sandwich without talking about sex.![]()
The Amazing Lee said:Hahahaham you are lame.
Can't even face getting a slap on the arse.
The Amazing Lee said:..I no longer feel the need to get completely drunk.
I haven't given up, but I'm going to limit my "Sessions"
I haven't been drunk, for about a week, and that wasn't PROPERLY drunk.
I had about 9 beers and I thought I was fine but then my mum told me what I did in the morning.
I'm not an alcoholic.
The Amazing Lee said:Yes.![]()
Dope Nose said:just saying, the first step is admitting you have a problem.
She just thinks I'm going to damage my liver, which is true. And also I've done some stupid things when drunk.JStorm said:In other words, your girlfriend said any more drunk episodes and no more sex.
Don't lie.. we've all heard it.
The Amazing Lee said:She just thinks I'm going to damage my liver, which is true. And also I've done some stupid things when drunk.
One was an arguement with her at a rock festival, which was a bit sticky.![]()
JStorm said:It happens, kid.
I can remember my ex telling me the same.
I got wasted and thought she was flirting with another guy. Stupid me.
No sex that night.![]()
Holly Goodhead said:I need some vodka.
The Amazing Lee said:Nah, mine was the fact that it was a festival so I kinda thought "Hey, HEAVY drinking time"
On the sunday I had about 3-4 beers and finished the remaining crate. I decided to go and get another crate of 24 beers (this was my 3rd crate of the weekend)
Now Instead of getting beer I made the mistake of getting Strongbow cider. It had more in a can and was 1.4% stronger or something like that.
Now, I had about 7-8 of these as well as a few beers. So I was pretty drunk and this was still in the afternoon. (At this festival I'd start drinking at about 7-8am)
Well, me and my girlfriend went to get some food and I decided to take two cans with me, even though I hadn't finished my first. She got angry and told me to slow down. I moaned at her and said things I shouldn't have, saying that she always moans and that she is a nag (Drunk talk)
and THEN to make matters worse, I started acting like a 5 year old and kicking things and then I was so drunk I forgot what we were arguing about. Which made her cry. I then got angry, kicked a lemonade can which happened to go over someone in our camp site, (I think it was empty) I ran into the nearest woods where our campsite was and screamed. My best mate then asked what was wrong and I shouted at him.
I then went back to the tent and saw I'd upset my girlfriend. That led me to cry and sober up a little bit.
Alcohol CAN be fun if you don't act like a dick.![]()