The day the earth died.

The Amazing Lee said:
I'm going to a party on Saturday, so I will probably have a couple or more. :o
Im going one as well, maybe its the same one ;) but i wont be drinking
 
The Amazing Lee said:
..I no longer feel the need to get completely drunk. :(

I've decided to cut back, for health reasons and also to show my girlfriend that I don't need to get wasted to have a good time.

I haven't given up, but I'm going to limit my "Sessions"

I can go out have 3-5 beers, over the evening, but not feel the need to get off of my ****.

It's a waste of money, for a night that I won't remember and will most likely feel **** in the morning.

For now, I am limiting myself.....for parties and special occassions.

But I think I'm going to stop the binge drinking. :o

good job. you need to be able to cut back drinking, so that your erection does'nt flat line on ya.
 
I probably will be drinking. Not as much as I did the last time I went to this girl's party.
 
GoldenAgeHero said:
good job. you need to be able to cut back drinking, so that your erection doesn't flat line on ya.

Dude, stop talking about my penis. Anyone would think you were ghey for it.


And to be honest, it wouldn't surprise me. You'd f**k anything that had a DNA pattern....

..Or at least you will make a thread on HOW to f**k anything with a DNA pattern...but in reality...

Even a dead body won't come close to your sexual awakening.
 
The Amazing Lee said:
Dude, stop talking about my penis. Anyone would think you were ghey for it.


And to be honest, it wouldn't surprise me. You'd f**k anything that had a DNA pattern. :up:


i hope it leads to your girlfriend.
 
The Amazing Lee said:
Dude, stop talking about my penis. Anyone would think you were ghey for it.


And to be honest, it wouldn't surprise me. You'd f**k anything that had a DNA pattern....

..Or at least you will make a thread on HOW to f**k anything with a DNA pattern...but in reality...

Even a dead body won't come close to your sexual awakening.

hahaha added more? at least they won't complain about keepin it up.:woot:
 
GoldenAgeHero said:
hahaha added more? at least they won't complain about keepin it up.:woot:

But I can keep it up.

Dude, why does everything you talk about have to relate about sex.

I bet you can't even order a sandwich without talking about sex. :cmad:
 
The Amazing Lee said:
HAHAHAHAHAHHA

:woot:

You know what. I will kill you. :woot:

well if you used a shotgun at least we know you can keep your aim straight.:woot:
 
The Amazing Lee said:
But I can keep it up.

Dude, why does everything you talk about have to relate about sex.

I bet you can't even order a sandwich without talking about sex. :cmad:

depends, is your girlfriend making that sandwich?


anyways im gonna go cool off. before the mods come barking at me.
 
Hahahaham you are lame.

Can't even face getting a slap on the arse.
 
The Amazing Lee said:
Hahahaham you are lame.

Can't even face getting a slap on the arse.

nah its about sticking around longer so you can read more of my posts.
 
The Amazing Lee said:
..I no longer feel the need to get completely drunk.

I haven't given up, but I'm going to limit my "Sessions"

I haven't been drunk, for about a week, and that wasn't PROPERLY drunk.

I had about 9 beers and I thought I was fine but then my mum told me what I did in the morning.

I'm not an alcoholic.

you sure about that?
 
just saying, the first step is admitting you have a problem.
 
In other words, your girlfriend said any more drunk episodes and no more sex.

Don't lie.. we've all heard it.
 
Dope Nose said:
just saying, the first step is admitting you have a problem.

Well....the problem isn't out of control. I've managed to stay off the alcohol without feeling the need to drink anymore.

It hasn't got a hold of me and I'm not as drunk as you people think I am.

I mainly drink once a week, have abit too much, stagger home and go to bed.

But you know, I do tend to have like 9+ pints when I'm out.

Buut...saying that I'm stopped going to the pub for the last few weeks, I really just don't wanna drink that much.
 
JStorm said:
In other words, your girlfriend said any more drunk episodes and no more sex.

Don't lie.. we've all heard it.
She just thinks I'm going to damage my liver, which is true. And also I've done some stupid things when drunk.

One was an arguement with her at a rock festival, which was a bit sticky. :csad:
 
The Amazing Lee said:
She just thinks I'm going to damage my liver, which is true. And also I've done some stupid things when drunk.

One was an arguement with her at a rock festival, which was a bit sticky. :csad:


It happens, kid.

I can remember my ex telling me the same.

I got wasted and thought she was flirting with another guy. Stupid me.

No sex that night. :(
 
JStorm said:
It happens, kid.

I can remember my ex telling me the same.

I got wasted and thought she was flirting with another guy. Stupid me.

No sex that night. :(

Nah, mine was the fact that it was a festival so I kinda thought "Hey, HEAVY drinking time"

On the sunday I had about 3-4 beers and finished the remaining crate. I decided to go and get another crate of 24 beers (this was my 3rd crate of the weekend)

Now Instead of getting beer I made the mistake of getting Strongbow cider. It had more in a can and was 1.4% stronger or something like that.

Now, I had about 7-8 of these as well as a few beers. So I was pretty drunk and this was still in the afternoon. (At this festival I'd start drinking at about 7-8am)

Well, me and my girlfriend went to get some food and I decided to take two cans with me, even though I hadn't finished my first. She got angry and told me to slow down. I moaned at her and said things I shouldn't have, saying that she always moans and that she is a nag (Drunk talk)

and THEN to make matters worse, I started acting like a 5 year old and kicking things and then I was so drunk I forgot what we were arguing about. Which made her cry. I then got angry, kicked a lemonade can which happened to go over someone in our camp site, (I think it was empty) I ran into the nearest woods where our campsite was and screamed. My best mate then asked what was wrong and I shouted at him.

I then went back to the tent and saw I'd upset my girlfriend. That led me to cry and sober up a little bit.

Alcohol CAN be fun if you don't act like a dick. :csad:
 
The Amazing Lee said:
Nah, mine was the fact that it was a festival so I kinda thought "Hey, HEAVY drinking time"

On the sunday I had about 3-4 beers and finished the remaining crate. I decided to go and get another crate of 24 beers (this was my 3rd crate of the weekend)

Now Instead of getting beer I made the mistake of getting Strongbow cider. It had more in a can and was 1.4% stronger or something like that.

Now, I had about 7-8 of these as well as a few beers. So I was pretty drunk and this was still in the afternoon. (At this festival I'd start drinking at about 7-8am)

Well, me and my girlfriend went to get some food and I decided to take two cans with me, even though I hadn't finished my first. She got angry and told me to slow down. I moaned at her and said things I shouldn't have, saying that she always moans and that she is a nag (Drunk talk)

and THEN to make matters worse, I started acting like a 5 year old and kicking things and then I was so drunk I forgot what we were arguing about. Which made her cry. I then got angry, kicked a lemonade can which happened to go over someone in our camp site, (I think it was empty) I ran into the nearest woods where our campsite was and screamed. My best mate then asked what was wrong and I shouted at him.

I then went back to the tent and saw I'd upset my girlfriend. That led me to cry and sober up a little bit.

Alcohol CAN be fun if you don't act like a dick. :csad:


If you wanna slow done, that theory is fine.

Do what you gotta do, kid.

I've a few friends whom have done the same. Each and ever time, I 've explained to them that a few beers is quite alright. However, the person has to come to that conclusion.

This idea is hard to explain over the net. But I want you to do this for youself and no one else. If you quit for your girl, or for your mate then you will resent them eventually. If you quit for yourself, you will become that much stronger.

Trust me; I know.
 
Well, I will still drink. Just drink socially...rather than drink to get drunk.

If I get drunk occasionally fine....but I shouldn't make it a motive.
 

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