sleeping with your girlfriend's sister

I get the feeling this guy could use some advice. However, the kind of advice you're qualified to give would probably take the top of his head off.

At least she's cleaning herself out prior to engaging in anal sex with him (with at least a Fleet enema, I hope). The dangers of not doing so are pretty significant not only for her but for him as well. If he's smart, he's wearing a condom during this practice as well.

jag
 
At least she's cleaning herself out prior to engaging in anal sex with him (with at least a Fleet enema, I hope). The dangers of not doing so are pretty significant not only for her but for him as well. If he's smart, he's wearing a condom during this practice as well.

jag

The mental images are getting nightmarish... uncleanness... infections...

I'm glad mine is plastic.
 
The mental images are getting nightmarish... uncleanness... infections...

I'm glad mine is plastic.

Just keep yours clean and disinfected and don't share it with anyone, not even your wife. Once something goes in your ass, it's indelibly marked with your own bacterium. Sharing it with someone could make you or them or the both of you very sick.

jag
 
Just keep yours clean and disinfected and don't share it with anyone, not even your wife. Once something goes in your ass, it's indelibly marked with your own bacterium. Sharing it with someone could make you or them or the both of you very sick.

jag

I worded that last post wrong. It never even goes NEAR my ass. Even so, they all soak in sterilising fluid overnight between uses.
 
yeah, you're right... nailing hot sisters in their butts is a little pathetic. :whatever:


and i've already spoken to the husband, he's cool about it. he understands that i didn't know she was married.


and jag, thanks for "fixing my post", if you know what i mean. :oldrazz:

so now that her husband knows, wuts going on between her and her husband? Are they trying to work it out or are they splitting up?:batty:
 
don't get the wrong idea... i've turned down quite a few drunk girls... when i'm sober enough to have the moral fiber to do so. but, if i'm drunk too, all bets are off, and it's on like donkey kong.

just fyi for all the readers: we did it last night... in that position (i call it the dominator, but i don't know what it's really called) where she lies on her stomach, and you lie on top of her and thrust downward, like cock push-ups... that was fun.

He did her again??!? So much for the sanctity of marriage.
 
He did her again??!? So much for the sanctity of marriage.


no, no, no... i'm sorry, i should have worded that better. i slept with the other sister... the first one. i don't even speak to the married one anymore.

and in response to jag's post at the top of the page, yes, we do use a condom. in fact, i've never had sex without one... well, except for one time, when i was drunk, and it broke, and i didn't realize it till i was 'done'... if you know what i mean. :oldrazz:
 
okay... weird story.

a little bit of background, i've been seeing this girl since like, early april, on and off, and i realized recently that (other than the sex part) i really can't stand her. she's just not a very good person. she's just really hot and f'ing crazy in the bedroom, but she's also very bossy, childish, and rude.

anyways, i talk with her sister occasionaly on myspace, but i'd never spoken to her in person, or even on the phone, but she wrote me on sunday asking me if i had any beer she could come over and buy from me (she's 25, but kentucky doesn't sell beer on sunday) i had just bought a 30 pack, so i said sure, why not? so, she came over, and started having beers with me as i complain about her sister. i thought she was just going to buy the beer and go, but after 4 or 5 she asked if she could stay so she didn't have to drive drunk. so, after the majority of the 30 beers are gone, she wants to lay down. i only have one bed, and offered to share with her, completely platonicly (sp?) so i reach over her to grab the remote, and she kissed me, and, long story short, we slept together. we did some pretty sick stuff, too. she dug the 'back door approach' if you know what i mean. and i normally don't do that, but after 10-15 beers, and a few cups of boxed wine, anything is possible.

so, i'm pretty sure i'm breaking up with my girlfriend in the next few days anyway, so i don't see the need to tell her, but her sister might. i'm not too sure i care though.

oh, and her sister is married and her husband is in iraq. i do kind of feel bad about that, but i didn't know that until yesterday, so that's totally not my fault.

ugh, anyways, i just felt like getting that off my chest, so uh... yeah.

The sister lacks serious morals and so, I'm sorry to say, do you. If I were you, I would split up with your girlfriend immediately, and have the balls to tell her the truth.
 
The sister lacks serious morals and so, I'm sorry to say, do you. If I were you, I would split up with your girlfriend immediately, and have the balls to tell her the truth.

The Sisters know and apparently do not care so really the first part makes some sense but the second is moot at this stage
 
no, no, no... i'm sorry, i should have worded that better. i slept with the other sister... the first one. i don't even speak to the married one anymore.

and in response to jag's post at the top of the page, yes, we do use a condom. in fact, i've never had sex without one... well, except for one time, when i was drunk, and it broke, and i didn't realize it till i was 'done'... if you know what i mean. :oldrazz:

I thought you said you were 'breaking up with her anyway.'

Who's making your decisions for you? You or your load?
 
I thought you said you were 'breaking up with her anyway.'

Who's making your decisions for you? You or your load?

it's like 60/40... in favor of the load.

and we are very much broken up. we just still sleep together every now and again.
 
The backdoor approach, my favourite! :heart:
Tho I have only got to do it on my gf x3 since she don like it, heh.
 
In the words of Lucky Louie "You're a millimeter away from the greatest place on earth, why would you want to go in someone's stinky a**hole?" :huh:


A man who needs to go in the butthole doesn't appreciate/know what to do with a good vagina.
 
The only acceptable reason to go there is because she's on her period. :up:
















But even then...I say, "a little blood never hurt nobody". :o
 
Everytime I come in here and read these posts I feel like I need a shower and some group therapy. :(
 
In the words of Lucky Louie "You're a millimeter away from the greatest place on earth, why would you want to go in someone's stinky a**hole?" :huh:


A man who needs to go in the butthole doesn't appreciate/know what to do with a good vagina.

i think it's more for like, bragging rights than anything... just to say "yeah, i went there, so what? want to fight about it?"

plus, she digs it, and i'm getting my rocks off either way, so who cares?
 
That I think you made the whole thing up :up:

in my experience, people that call you liars are calling you that because what you did is beyond their personal reach, meaning, they're not able to do it, it's unbelievable to them... so, thanks, i guess. i'm glad that what i did is so 'outstanding' that you find it to be unbelievable, and, i feel kind of sorry for you at the same time. but rest assured, everything i've said in this thread is true. believe it or not, it makes no difference to me. i don't need to make up stories to make my personal life more interesting.
 
in my experience, people that call you liars are calling you that because what you did is beyond their personal reach, meaning, they're not able to do it, it's unbelievable to them... so, thanks, i guess. i'm glad that what i did is so 'outstanding' that you find it to be unbelievable, and, i feel kind of sorry for you at the same time. but rest assured, everything i've said in this thread is true. believe it or not, it makes no difference to me. i don't need to make up stories to make my personal life more interesting.

come on man... all you needed was for their Mum to walk in on you and decide to join you for a threesome and it would have made the perfect bad softcore porn movie.

Call me naturally cynical.....
 

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