In the words of Lucky Louie "You're a millimeter away from the greatest place on earth, why would you want to go in someone's stinky a**hole?"
A man who needs to go in the butthole doesn't appreciate/know what to do with a good vagina.

In the words of Lucky Louie "You're a millimeter away from the greatest place on earth, why would you want to go in someone's stinky a**hole?"
A man who needs to go in the butthole doesn't appreciate/know what to do with a good vagina.
come on man... all you needed was for their Mum to walk in on you and decide to join you for a threesome and it would have made the perfect bad softcore porn movie.
Call me naturally cynical.....