The Epic Tale of How You Came to Be!

[Reptile]

Favorite Character in My favorite Video Game

 

[Sun_Down]

I think this thread has run its course

Hey, me and BRUTAL are expanding the dictionary here.

 

[nosebleed.]

*glowers*

I love that word...that and "echelon". I try to use it in everyday conversation all the time.

me: Hey...you gonna eat that echelon?
girl: UM...HE'S BOTHERING ME AGAIN!!

 

[Mee]

Favorite Character in My favorite Video Game

Mortal Kombat Warehouse is such a fearsome name.

 

[KevanG]

My SN came from the first four letters of my first name and the first four letters of my last name... simple, right?

 

[Vilya]

I thought you were in a deli and you heard a fat Jewish lady say "Vilya make with bagels already?".

How did you know but this thread demands an epic answer so....

 

[BRUTAL]

Hey, me and BRUTAL are expanding the dictionary here.

*BRUTAL and I*

 

[Turtle-Man]

Oh, how fun!

Anyway...

I was walking down a wall one day when finally I got the **** off. I woke up in an amazon clothed with a shell and a tube of toothpaste by my side.

Someone threw shaving cream at me, but I dodged it and then threw mine back killing said person. This was repeated Happy Times until I was the last man in the amazon. I was happy and chilly, so I popped the tube of toothpaste in my mouth.

And inside a large volcano in the center of the amazon, a dwarf with a long nose and a furry beard sat in front of the depths of Hell. He asked me about my past relationships and I told him everything. But I was vigorously chewing the toothpaste at the same time, so it came out "Turtly Men". He stroked his nose and screamed, and then proceeded to say, "I like you, Turtle-Man."

The End

 

[ironmaidenrules]

Funny thread, bumped since we have new members.

Happy new years.

 

[Godsfireworks]

My personal Motto: Volcanoes are Gods Fireworks.

 

[El Payaso]

Great thread!


I was supposed to have a different name, but apparently it was taken and the SHH wouldn't let me join in. So I let one or two years pass before I could finally join here.

Back in 2005 I used to post in another forum (about Superman but it had forums for many other superheroes) under a different name. Then I had an argument with some philosopher wannabe member there. At some point I replied to him with a joke and he went: "Oh, so you gotta be a clown?" and then I felt a new personality had been born.

So I came right here to be "The Clown," he who can only reply important issues with some stupid joke. Right then I decided to turn it into "El Payaso" as Spanish is my native language and it sounded and looked much more irritating and less 'The Joker'-like.

Last touch was to add a Cesar Romero avatar, as he was a latino actor playing a clown. Plus, at the moment I thought a comic book or Nicholson's Joker pic was too much of a commonplace.

 

[HisMagicTrick]

I like the Joker's magic pencil trick. Simple enough.

 

[Boy Scout]

My name on another forum is simply "Boy Scout." Boy Scout was already taken here, so I settled for "The Boy Scout." "Boy Scout" itself was (surprise, surprise) inspired by one of Superman's nicknames, and since Superman himself is my favorite hero...yeah. t:

 

[sabetoonth]

Simple:
Sabretooth and cartoon

I was unaware Sabretooth wasnt taken

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Used to be SON OF BLADE

Then I wanted to change to Mr. Terrific, it was taken

Thus we have THE MR. TERRIFIC!

 

[Lily Adler]

My creation started in the back of a Wendy's in the summer of '87...

But the story of my hype name is a whole other story. I was going to keep my gender ambiguous and have a little fun here. I was going to make various sexual comments about men and women to make everyone guess what gender I really was. But I knew it would eventually get boring, so I scrapped the idea. My name is the opposite of what I am in real life. I'm not too promiscuous, but given the chance I'll be open for anything.

 

[Kane52630]

I've told my story many times before, it's a name i've used for years.

Kane = the wrestler
5263 = spells Kane on a standard phone
0 = as in o which is my nickname initial

 

[bullets]

I was shot 17 times in a drug deal that went bad. Henceforth the nickname , Bullets.

 

[redhawk23]

I've used the same screenname every where for the better part of the past decade.

Redhawk is in reference to Red tailed hawkes, which I am a fan of.

Also Tobias from Animorphs was trapped as a red tailed hawk, and I was all about the Animorphs when I was 12.

 

[childeroland]

I really like Robert Browning's Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came. That's kind of epic.

 

[Assassin32]

Jack Tatum.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Take a lucky guess.....

 

[hopefuldreamer]

To me a hopeful suicide means sacrificing your life to save others. A hero's death.

Plus I like the contrast of words.

Of course, I've had forums where people private message me their concern because I have suicide in my name... People seem very uncomfortable with that word

 

[HisMagicTrick]

Maybe it's because your avatar is so bright, but not once have I thought of your username as remotely depressing/concerning.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

That reminds me, I should change that I suppose!