The "F.E.A.R." thread. If you buy the game, you will become manlier.

[Master Chief]

Try the fourth instant action map Gammy. She'll play with you.

 

[Indiglo]

TSOAF ftw there master chief.

I want to go buy this game, like, now, but I already know my grandma got it for my burthday

 

[Master Chief]

Tottly. And you have Gears to hold you over for a few weeks so. Yay. I loff flanking betches and chainsawing them. They're like, "wtf where'd choo come from betch!?"

 

[Indiglo]

I only got to play one match, 5 times, it said I lost host before I ever got into a match, and when I finally started playing, they booted me because I wasn't good enough

 

[Master Chief]

Dude, play with moi and you shall rules. Well, maybe not because it depends. I got my ass kicked by sniping b**ches in Assassination 'cause I was the leader. But it was cool because I got sick of it one round, and kamikazed them with the shotgun, and kicked ass.

Anyway how I get into a match, I go to quickmatch. Then when it finds a game I tap X, then hit A as fast as I can. It instantly refreshes to an open game and you shouldn't get that error. Has worked at least probably 1/3 times.

 

[Indiglo]

1/3 the time? That's not that good...

 

[Indiglo]

BUT, it's better than 1/6

 

[Axid]

Butter *******

 

[Master Chief]

Well. I do this thing where I tap X three times and hit A once over and over while it's searching. Like a little beat, because I'm bored. So I think the two failed times was when it found a match as I hit A, and every other time it found a match I was in the middle of hitting X.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Well. I do this thing where I tap X three times and hit A once over and over while it's searching. Like a little beat, because I'm bored. So I think the two failed times was when it found a match as I hit A, and every other time it found a match I was in the middle of hitting X.

X gon give it to yah WHAT wait for you to get it ON YA OWN X gon DELIVER to YAH!!!

 

[Master Chief]

I think the scariest thing ever would be a sexually frustrated DMX crashing through my window with a raging hard on, gripping a bottle of lube screaming that.

 

[Indiglo]

I'd bust out my digital camera and put it on YouTube.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I think the scariest thing ever would be a sexually frustrated DMX crashing through my window with a raging hard on, gripping a bottle of lube screaming that.

I can just imagine him giving a powerful thrust at the completion of every line.

 

[블라스]

http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=69931

9/10.

"As far as shooters go on the 360, deciding whether to buy F.E.A.R. is a simple decision to make. Stood next to its direct competitors like Call of Duty 2 and 3, Quake IV, Perfect Dark Zero and Far Cry Instincts it's leagues ahead, and there's simply no better on the 360 right now. F.E.A.R. is the 360's first shooter to score a nine on Eurogamer for the simple reason that it's such a consistently exciting game that gets the core of the experience so absolutely spot-on that most of the niggles are swiftly swept aside."

 

[WhatsHisFace]

niggles

We're all getting banned.

 

[블라스]

Hoochie Mama

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Who got da hooch?

 

[XwolverineX]

http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=69931

9/10.

"As far as shooters go on the 360, deciding whether to buy F.E.A.R. is a simple decision to make. Stood next to its direct competitors like Call of Duty 2 and 3, Quake IV, Perfect Dark Zero and Far Cry Instincts it's leagues ahead, and there's simply no better on the 360 right now. F.E.A.R. is the 360's first shooter to score a nine on Eurogamer for the simple reason that it's such a consistently exciting game that gets the core of the experience so absolutely spot-on that most of the niggles are swiftly swept aside."

Hahaha. It's funny, because we all agree Eurogamer are complete idiots, and anything they say is wrong.

 

[블라스]

You're missing out.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Would you buy FEAR if I told you it had the 5000th iteration of the "Storm Normandy" level?

 

[WhatsHisFace]

You better not be talking to me. I HATE WWII shooters.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Yes I was talking to you, you big virgin WWII shooter fan.

EDIT: Who looks kinda like Superman.

EDIT2: Who also unjustly hates Rare and Vampire Bloodlines.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Yes I was talking to you, you big virgin WWII shooter fan.

EDIT: Who looks kinda like Superman.

EDIT2: Who also unjustly hates Rare and Vampire Bloodlines.

I don't like WWII shooters. Well, I kinda liked the Oceanside British level in CoD2... the one in the demo, but other than THAT, WWII is unacceptable, overdone, overzealous and undercreated trash.

Edit 1: Girls don't like Superman so it's not my fault I'm a virgin.

Edit 2: And I don't unjustly "hate" Rare, I simply put my "fan status" on hold until the release of Banjo Kazooie 3. BK is where my Rare love spews from, so that will be the ultimate factor.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I actually wasn't talking to you at all

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Boycott Viva Pinata! Pinatas are poorly behaved and bad examples for kids!!!