The Far Side of the Lounge

[Lord Valumart]

I miss JAL and his crazy stories about kicking homeless people...

 

[Reek]

the last page is filled with a bunch of random and a bunch of Aziz talking to himself.

 

[Vartha]

 

[Guts]

 

[Lord Valumart]

Steven Segal eating a carrot?

 

[Roose Bolton]

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Finally watching Casino Royale 2006 remake.

No.

 

[Reek]

Cripple fight!!!!!

 

[Reek]

Steven Segal eating a carrot?

you say that like you aren't impressed... have you ever seen someone eat a carrot with that type of swag?

I didn't think so.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Segal doesn't make B list movies anymore, they're like D List these days.

I saw one of his new movies a few months back and it had the production values of a homeless filmmaker.

 

[Reek]

Last time I saw him was EXECUTIVE DECISION i believe it was... they marketed it like it was his big come back, and then he died like 20 minutes into the movie.

 

[Victarion]

Got Bebop playing, drinking monster, reading Dreams of Steel. Life's good.

 

[Fallen Angel]

That was a decent movie if I recall. Kurt Russell in it too.

 

[Lord Valumart]

I can't imagine Kurt Russel being in a low budget movie. But then again Bruce Willis is turning up in direct to DVD movies, and I've seen Harrison Ford movies going that way too...

Oh balls, everyone is in ****...

 

[Fallen Angel]

Executive Decision wasn't low budget mate. It had like a $50m budget, which for the mid 90's was pretty damn high.

 

[Lord Valumart]

I was meaning modern movies...

 

[Reek]

Yea Kurt and his low budget movies... Can't believe he's in Guardians of the Galaxy 2

 

[Guts]

I see Visceral posted a Wonder Woman manip in the awesome pictures thread.

 

[Reek]

oooh and it has naughty language

 

[DarthSkywalker]

So Chris Brown....

 

[Victarion]

Read about that elsewhere. How'd it end up unfolding?

 

[Reek]

I guess we are supposed to be surprised

 

[KevanG]

So I'm all for free speech and the ability to get published but some books are really ****ed up.

Like that childrens book about what to do if you're being abused by a Satanic cult or [URL="https://www.amazon.com/My-Friend-Enemy-Surviving-Children/dp/0880705183/ref=la_B001H6UD1M_1_14?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1472620626&sr=1-14&refinements=p_82%3AB001H6UD1M"]how to cope with being in a Japanese prison camp in WWII[/URL].

I kind of want to contact the author to find out what drugs she's been taking or needs to take but I'm scared she'll possess my computer through the email and send me to a satanic prison camp in WWIII.

 

[Sundancer]

That was a decent movie if I recall. Kurt Russell in it too.

Muslims hijacking a plane? No way that movie would be made today.






Had Halle Berry in it too.

 

[Roose Bolton]

So I'm all for free speech and the ability to get published but some books are really ****ed up.

Like that childrens book about what to do if you're being abused by a Satanic cult or [URL="https://www.amazon.com/My-Friend-Enemy-Surviving-Children/dp/0880705183/ref=la_B001H6UD1M_1_14?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1472620626&sr=1-14&refinements=p_82%3AB001H6UD1M"]how to cope with being in a Japanese prison camp in WWII[/URL].

I kind of want to contact the author to find out what drugs she's been taking or needs to take but I'm scared she'll possess my computer through the email and send me to a satanic prison camp in WWIII.

I only wish I had that book when I was a lad. Maybe I would have known exactly what do when Sergeant Major Nakadai beat me until my urine turned to blood.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

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No.

What? The old movie doesn't count?