The Fatvolution Continues! Fat Fun For All! Lounge! Lipids! Lizards!

[WillardNation]

Just kidding. Like I could ever go 3 days without the internet. My withdrawals might cause me to cut someone.

 

[Angry Monkey]

LOL at the title of this thread

job hunting sucks

 

[lixdexia]

Just kidding. Like I could ever go 3 days without the internet. My withdrawals might cause me to cut someone.

it feels pretty fantastic when you do it in short bursts, but over a week and you start to get withdrawals

 

[Paroxysm]

I'm addicted to information.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

It doesn't show.

 

[BizarroAids]

I've been playing some old school games lately. And by that, I mean 2006.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

Have fun and enjoy it.

Thanks Sensi

Should be careful. Those seniors can be sassy.

We gave them cookies and other goodies for a snack at intermission. If they were sassy, the wouldn't get any.

In high school, the Mens' and Womens' Choirs (the special ones that you had to audition for) would go around to the senior citizen homes and perform. It was actually a lot of fun and it was really great to see how happy it made all those grandpas and grandmas. We'd go around after our show and greet everyone with a hand shake or a hug. Overall, it was good times. Then there'd be the occasional time when someone would lean in and say, "look at that one in the back... we've got ourselves a sleeper." And I recall once breaking out laughing. Bad me. Also, there'd be nurse-assisted seniors often times, and almost every performance, in the middle of a song, we'd hear a piercingly-loud "BEEEEEEEEEP!" And amidst this and the singing, we all exchanged looks of horror as we were positive someone was flatlining. They usually just got wheeled out of the room before the song was finished. Hmmm... anyway, good times!

After each show the people with mics go get them taken off and we go out to the lobby and greet everyone. Well, everyone else did. I just kinda stood there. I didn't know anyone. But I did have a slightly frightening experience once. During the curtain call for the first play I did, I looked into the audience and saw this old man clapping. Then he stopped clapping midway and just froze. I was horrified that he might have died. Then he started clapping again, and I was so relieved.

 

[JP]

Only two pages in? Shameful.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Read my story about la la la'n to the Golden Oldies.

 

[JP]

The what?

 

[Johnny Drama]

Sweating to the oldies.

 

[JP]

Silly me.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Lost in translation.

 

[JP]

This place is dead tonight. It was so poppin' last night!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I should bring in some of my lady friends...












...from the senior center.

 

[JP]

Oooooooooooooo, shunny boy!

 

[JP]

Oh, and if Biz can rock that awful Smallville sig, then I can damn well have my Rock of Ages sig.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

As much as it's going to rock, that signature is kind of sad.

 

[JP]

Well, screw you AND your cats.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Aww, you removed it. Second signature I've murdered tonight.

 

[JP]

Now if only someone could murder yours. It's dumb.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

And yet it still stands.

 

[JP]

Referencing that film, in 2011, is just gaudy.

 

[Johnny Drama]

Now tell me Mine is too long. go ahead....

 

[JP]

Nah, your sig is hilarious, informative, and factual.