The Fatvolution Continues! Fat Fun For All! Lounge! Lipids! Lizards!

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Wait, your confused. We talked about this... I said there's not enough alcohol in the world to get me drunk enough to even get near you. Way to recycle a very sad truth into a very lame joke.

Never heard you say that.

"Please" only has one syllable.

Fine, I split it into two syllables. That's what I meant anyway. Happy now?
 
So who's touching what with who while drunk?
 
They told me last night. Actually, it was more of an invitation. I declined. . .
 
I accepted the invitation, but ran away soon after they started. It wasn't right. It. Wasn't... right.
 
I will not confirm or deny these rumors brought to light by the libel of you wretched people! I'm too busy thinking about buying a rocket launcher. Damn Commies.
 
Rocket launcher? Kinky. . .
 
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Johnny thinks he's cool. But, his name is Johnny.
 
I'm 90% certain you weren't. And I'm 100% sure it wasn't cancelled. They just told you it was. :(
 
I'm 90% certain you weren't. And I'm 100% sure it wasn't cancelled. They just told you it was. :(

I'm 85% certain I was gonna go and 100% sure it was canceled. The Facebook event was deleted.

Thanks for the cruel cynicism, though. Cracks me up every time. :awesome:
 
The facebook event wasn't deleted... you were blocked from it. I'm sorry. :(
 
I love how you make claims with no proof. I asked the host, who's a friend of mine. He said it's canceled. He's never lied to me before, why would he now?
 
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