The Fatvolution Continues! Fat Fun For All! Lounge! Lipids! Lizards!

[The Original Bamfer]

I love everyone, save for a hundred people and counting...

 

[Schlosser85]

I like being around people, I just don't like having to wait on them.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Get me a Cap'n n'diet, stat.

 

[BizarroAids]

It looks cool in the trailer.. doesn't fit right for an avatar though.

No, it works perfect. Don't be fat and wrong again.

 

[Paroxysm]

My mom just called me to tell me she found my ipod......3 years after I lost it.

Today was a good day.

 

[JP]

Now if only my mom could find my dignity.

 

[Ash J. Williams]

More music, yes?

 

[Paroxysm]

More music, yes?

Hellz yeah!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

More music, yes?

I love how 99% of your posts seem to be between you and your imaginary friend. But I don't actually love it. It creeps me out. But not in that good way.

 

[BizarroAids]

Now if only my mom could find my full wine bottles I misplaced.

Fixed.

 

[Schlosser85]

I am getting slowly inebriated right now.

It tastes like pig.

IT TASTES LIKE PIG!!!!

 

[Paroxysm]

I am getting slowly inebriated right now.

It tastes like pig.

IT TASTES LIKE PIG!!!!

Are you getting drunk off liquid bacon and bourbon?

 

[lixdexia]

I am getting slowly inebriated right now.

It tastes like pig.

IT TASTES LIKE PIG!!!!

you should probably finish that ham in your mouth before you take another swig then.

 

[Angel_Faerie]

I could use a drink.

 

[Ipodman]

The "hold" switch on my ipod is not working... so the volume may suddenly shoot up or down without warning...

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I am getting slowly inebriated right now.

It tastes like pig.

IT TASTES LIKE PIG!!!!

'Sounds like my kind of alcohol.

 

[Paroxysm]

The "hold" switch on my ipod is not working... so the volume may suddenly shoot up or down without warning...

Mine was jammed shut once, I couldn't do squat until I cleaned the gunk out of it.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I could use a drink.

Aww, you're not old enough.

 

[Schlosser85]

To clarify, I am drinking Butterscotch schnapps and Smirnoff.

 

[Marx]

To clarify, I am drinking Butterscotch schnapps and Smirnoff.

Oh dear god.

 

[Paroxysm]

To clarify, I am drinking Butterscotch schnapps and Smirnoff.

**** you and your delicious alcoholic beverage. Now I want vodka!

 

[Angel_Faerie]

Aww, you're not old enough.

I said I could use a drink, not that I was actually going to drink.

And yes, I'm aware you're probably being facetious

 

[Paroxysm]

Oh dear god.

You know this ain't ending well. lol

 

[BizarroAids]

To clarify, I am drinking Butterscotch schnapps and Smirnoff.

Then it should take you alot to get drunk.

I thought you were drinking hard stuff, like Whiskey.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Internet + alcohol = BAD!