The Fran Points Program!

[Fran]

Are previously held Fran Points grandfathered in under this new program and still valid? 'Cuz I've got a SH1Tload of those, son!

jag

Not valid at the moment.

Dunkin Donuts coffee kicks ass!

 

[jaguarr]

Dunkin Donuts coffee kicks ass!

I don't think you can buy coffee from Dunkin' Donuts with Fran Points.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

Not valid at the moment.

Bullsh1t. I'ma sell 'em on the black market, then!

jag

 

[Fran]

I cancelled all the current Fran Points' serial numbers, the ones that are in circulation at the moment.

 

[jaguarr]

I cancelled all the current Fran Points' serial numbers, the ones that are in circulation at the moment.

:getsrichoffofcounterfeitfarmerfranpoints:

jag

 

[Prognosticator]

I don't think you can buy coffee from Dunkin' Donuts with Fran Points.

jag

According to my latest software, the only valuable trade-in of FP's this quarter are Cuban prostitutes....and I'm NOT in Cuba!

 

[Fran]

Your software is a big fat phoney!

 

[jaguarr]

According to my latest software, the only valuable trade-in of FP's this quarter are Cuban prostitutes....and I'm NOT in Cuba!

You need to get the updated paper catalog. You can also buy a midget in Antigua with your points this quarter. Hopefully Fran can broaden his affiliate program because it's pretty limited right now. :filmsAntiguanmidgetbangingCubanhooker:

jag

 

[Prognosticator]

Your software is a big fat phoney!

Dangit! I shouldn't have spent all of those zer00 points on it!

 

[Prognosticator]

You need to get the updated paper catalog. You can also buy a midget in Antigua with your points this quarter. Hopefully Fran can broaden his affiliate program because it's pretty limited right now. :filmsAntiguanmidgetbangingCubanhooker:

jag

Midgets are half off, aren't they?

 

[Fran]

You need to get the updated paper catalog. You can also buy a midget in Antigua with your points this quarter. Hopefully Fran can broaden his affiliate program because it's pretty limited right now. :filmsAntiguanmidgetbangingCubanhooker:

jag

Well, DOG LIPS requested I stretch the program to where he could earn a midget in Antigua.

Didn't really say if he wanted male or female...

 

[jaguarr]

Midgets are half off, aren't they?

Oh, you and your short jokes.

Well, DOG LIPS requested I stretch the program to where he could earn a midget in Antigua.

Didn't really say if he wanted male or female...

I don't think he's real particular.

jag

 

[Mee]

Midgets are half off, aren't they?

 

[Fran]

+2 fran points for Mee.

 

[redmarvel]

"I want to win Fran points!"
What do we win if we get the most?
I hope it's an autographed toaster!

I just want a funny animated gif... A new dancing Spider-Man would be excellent... with some of his past partners t:

 

[Prognosticator]

t:


Where's Smitty?!

 

[Prognosticator]

+2 fran points for Mee.

What am I, chopped liver?!

 

[AndThePickles]

Oh lord

 

[Showtime]

Dunkin Donuts coffee kicks ass!

Yes...yes it does.

 

[redmarvel]

If I were handing out points, Danger Mouse would have gotten 1 for his post in the 5 Letter Game thread

 

[Immortalfire]

Sign me up, fran the man.

 

[Immortalfire]

The people non-eligible/automatically rejected by the system
1. Asteroid-Man

Ahahahaha

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

yeah sign me up..

all i have ever wanted is frans approval.

 

[BRUTAL]

I have an infinite supply of Fran Points already.

 

[Fran]

That were given on 4/1/07.