The Green Lounger Corps

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I am giving you the gift of imagination.

Happy Birthday!

Thanks! It's only 2 hours from now.

 

[Duke]

Happy Birthday Mr.Parker Wayne!

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Thanks, but you didn't need to put a Mr. there haha.

 

[Duke]

Terrible. Absolutely terrible. Thanks for bringing my attention to all of my failings with your post.

ummmmmmm....ok. feel better.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

So Star Wars is on tv. Take a wild guess at what channel it's on.

 

[Manic]

Spike?

 

[Duke]

Yup, what Manic said. t:

 

[SymbioticToxin]

Obviously not. It's on Lifetime, like always.

 

[Duke]

Obviously not. It's on Lifetime, like always.

Hahaha! Not!!!

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Each state has something different on.

 

[Duke]

Each state has something different on.

But SW being on Lifetime is highly unlikely.

 

[Angel_Faerie]

Why is it nigh on impossible for me to move out on my own? I want my own apartment! But it's too ****ing expensive and I can't find anywhere that allows me to bring both my pets with me (I REFUSE to leave my dog and cat behind)

 

[Ultra Lantern]

The Shawshank Redemption is on Lifetime in my state.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

Ok, settle down you too. I was being sarcastic.

 

[Duke]

Ok, settle down you too. I was being sarcastic.

I figured as much. LOL

 

[SuperFerret]

Obviously not. It's on Lifetime, like always.

Kidnapped and tortured by her cruel, controlling father. Rescued by her long lost brother, who had incestual thoughts for her, she finds herself thrust into the arms of a scruffy-looking scoundrel, and she can never go home again. Eventually, one woman will reach her breaking point, and rebel against the men who've held her down.

A New Hope
The Leia Organa Story​

On Lifetime.​

 

[Duke]

Hey guys, who has seen Super 8?

 

[Ultra Lantern]

I didn't like it.I was expecting more from it.

 

[Duke]

I already knew that. I was trying to see if anyone else liked it.....

 

[Bubonic]

I saw it and loved it, this can partly be attributed to being over the age of 15.

 

[Ash J. Williams]

When life gives you lemons...

 

[Bubonic]

Squeeze them into some vodka.

 

[Duke]

When life gives you lemons...

You can make a nifty lemonade? t:

 

[Kane52630]

When life gives you lemons...

...steal candy from a baby.

 

[Bubonic]

Do you smash said baby in the face with the lemons first?