The Hot Girl Next Door Is Going In My Pool

[Mister J]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/432463.stm god bless the UK

What. The. Hell?

 

[Immortalfire]

I'd say Dark Phantom needs to come up with a poorly written, and even more poorly illustrated superhero fan fic based on this girl.

 

[mightiest_mortal]

What would her superhero name be?

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

Grow some balls, walk outside as soon as you see her in a two piece, beat off, bust a nut then head back inside and go to sleep.

1) She is disgusted and never comes back

2) She doesn't know what the hell just happend, and probably never comes back

3) She comes back but it is extremely awkward....for her

4) Nothing happens except you are grounded for a week or two

That's about it, anyway you look at it you get a good nap in

 

[mightiest_mortal]

5)She offers to give you a hand and starts taking off her clothes?



....or do i just watch 2 much porn? lol

 

[enterthemadness]

Grow some balls, walk outside as soon as you see her in a two piece, beat off, bust a nut then head back inside and go to sleep.

1) She is disgusted and never comes back

2) She doesn't know what the hell just happend, and probably never comes back

3) She comes back but it is extremely awkward....for her

4) Nothing happens except you are grounded for a week or two

That's about it, anyway you look at it you get a good nap in

Excellent realistic options.

 

[enterthemadness]

5)She offers to give you a hand and starts taking off her clothes?



....or do i just watch 2 much porn? lol

Reminds me of a guy I know who had a girl gave him a hand.

 

[C.F. Kane]

So, whatever did happen with bikini girl?

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

5)She offers to give you a hand and starts taking off her clothes?



....or do i just watch 2 much porn? lol

There's no such thing as too much porn.

 

[enterthemadness]

There's no such thing as too much porn.

What if you start acting it out at work?

 

[Dark Phantom]

We have an update people!

Searching through my computer's history I found out my sister has looked upon Ruhi's profile on firendster.com

http://www.friendster.com/1683123

Enjoy!t:

 

[Kritish]

You should see how she feels about statutory rape.

 

[Clouseau]

...seems like this has been much ado about nothing...

 

[The Riddler]

i miss stupidly entertaining threads like this.

 

[Superman79]

i miss stupidly entertaining threads like this.

Give it time, GR87 will likely make one similar to it...if nothing else, look up some of his stufff...it'll crack you up

 

[Ghostvirus]

So did the dude ever get with the pool chick Ridgemont High style, or what?

 

[jaguarr]

So did the dude ever get with the pool chick Ridgemont High style, or what?

Are you asking if she caught him *********ing in the poolhouse?

jag

 

[Ghostvirus]

Are you asking if she caught him *********ing in the poolhouse?

jag

That, or if he got some in the poolhouse.

 

[The Riddler]

That, or if he got some in the poolhouse.

like some guy named "dark phantom" could get some.

 

[Anita18]

i miss stupidly entertaining threads like this.

Indeed. 10 pages of teenage "hot neighbor" fantasy freakout? Hilarious.

The girl's pretty, but I'm wondering why her hair has blue highlights.

She looks like a sensible girl though - if she saw that you had a crush on her (and I bet you'd make it obvious ) she'd probably go, "Aww" and pat you on the head or something.

 

[uchiha_itachi]

Go In The Freakin Pool!!!!!!

 

[Golgo-13]

Where are all the pics of the girl? Taken down...?

 

[uchiha_itachi]

^ i would also like to kno this

 

[Mister J]

Crikey, I forgot all about this.

Now that it's back...

 

[X-Ray]

i miss stupidly entertaining threads like this.

****, I thought dude, who started this thread, bumped the thread to say he got in her jacuzzi