The Hot Girl Next Door Is Going In My Pool

[Ghostvirus]

So was there taggage?

 

[The Riddler]

So was there taggage?

most certainly not.

 

[Joker]

Tomorrow or some time this week, this really hot girl who livesright next door to me will be going into my pool soon. Let me explain the situation, which is followed by a dillema .

This girl or woman you might say is like 25 years old and comes from a middle east background. Her name is pronounced Roo-He, but I don't know how to spell it in Islamic form. She looks like a younger version of Angelina Jolie. Plus, her room is right across from my room window! She's been a tenant for a year now and I've never really spoken to her, after all I'm only 15. But She is friends with my 11 year old sister, since they were connected by the family that once lived Roo-he's house. So They're all friends.

Here's the problem....
This woman has the hottest body you've ever seen. If I see her in a 2- piece bathing suit, let alone a 1-piece bathing suit, my drool will cause the pool to overflow. Not to mention my dad and my grandpa are the creepiest bunch of perverts. They'd get front row seats.
So what should I do? It'll be a really hot day and I'd like to go into the pool, but if i see Roo-He I won't take my eyes off her and she'll think I'm a real pervert. But If I try to avoid her, I won't be able to go into the pool, I'll be bored, and I won't be able to see that woman's body .

Are there any other options? What can I do to prevent me from acting like a fool?

pics or it didnt happen

 

[The Apocalypse]

I remember this thread. Then i watched Disturbia.

 

[QueerMike]

I can get you in that but you have to do exactly as I say.

Is she single?

Does she live alone?

 

[Joker]

Even if she's not, just wait till whoever she lives with is gone, and that's when you drug her

 

[oakzap425]

Call Shia Labeouf.

Damn! Just saw the start date for this thread. Who bumped this!?

 

[C.F. Kane]

Why Is This Back?

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

... Yeah..Why is this back?

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

man I remember this thread lols

 

[uchiha_itachi]

ha ha its returned again

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I like the thread title better if it's like, the hot girl "had to go", so she's going, in his pool.

 

[Assassin]

IYO right?

lols
elespee inside jokes

 

[jaguarr]

I like the thread title better if it's like, the hot girl "had to go", so she's going, in his pool.

That pool is going to need some extra chlorine.

jag

 

[Showtime]

HAHA. This thread is/was a riot.

 

[Immortalfire]

Ahaha..I remember this t:

 

[Prison Mike]

lol I remember this thread. The first thing that came to my mind the first time I read this was Disturbia.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

i love threads like these... nothing like creepy adolescence!

 

[The Riddler]

Call Shia Labeouf.

Damn! Just saw the start date for this thread. Who bumped this!?

i did, clearly.

 

[Gallagher]

Did that guy even post any picture(s) of that chick?

I too would like to know.

 

[The Riddler]

riddler is fat

am not!

 

[chaseter]

Holy crap...I remember this thread.

 

[FaT_tONle]

Hey, i never said i'm expecting to bang her.

I just don't want to get an erection in front of her and show off my perverted side.

No adult chick is going to get on a fifteen year old for getting a *****... just be cool. The thing is... you have no chance so just play it cool. She's your older sister... maybe when you get older and she divorces her future husband then you'll have your chance. For now though... just take some pictures... lock yourself in the bathroom... and do the old up and down one hand and have some tissues in the other hand.

 

[C.F. Kane]

What brand of insanity kept this thread going for 14 pages?

 

[Captain Planet!]

My neighborhood is inhabited by unattractive middle-aged women who used to be attractive, and fat smelly guys.