The Hot Girl Next Door Is Going In My Pool

[The Riddler]

She moved 2 years ago

wow, this thread really encompasses an entire story arc.

 

[uchiha_itachi]

I just love how every few months or so it keeps popping up.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Tomorrow or some time this week, this really hot girl who livesright next door to me will be going into my pool soon. Let me explain the situation, which is followed by a dillema .

This girl or woman you might say is like 25 years old and comes from a middle east background. Her name is pronounced Roo-He, but I don't know how to spell it in Islamic form. She looks like a younger version of Angelina Jolie. Plus, her room is right across from my room window! She's been a tenant for a year now and I've never really spoken to her, after all I'm only 15. But She is friends with my 11 year old sister, since they were connected by the family that once lived Roo-he's house. So They're all friends.

Here's the problem....
This woman has the hottest body you've ever seen. If I see her in a 2- piece bathing suit, let alone a 1-piece bathing suit, my drool will cause the pool to overflow. Not to mention my dad and my grandpa are the creepiest bunch of perverts. They'd get front row seats.
So what should I do? It'll be a really hot day and I'd like to go into the pool, but if i see Roo-He I won't take my eyes off her and she'll think I'm a real pervert. But If I try to avoid her, I won't be able to go into the pool, I'll be bored, and I won't be able to see that woman's body .

Are there any other options? What can I do to prevent me from acting like a fool?

Tell her it's an American custom that all hot foreign swimmers must swim naked. Then just jump in, because she will be just as self conscious maybe.

 

[Harry_Lime02]

What brand of insanity kept this thread going for 14 pages?

Haha, was wondering the same thing.


Srsly tho, I never saw it before and appreciate the attempt to bring fresh LOLs to a new generation.

 

[SapphirePrima]

I miss threads like these.

 

[Dark Phantom]

I miss threads like these.

I only wish to bring joy and laughter to the forum

Edit: I felt nostalgiac from looking over this thread. I noticed, however, that the picture I posted of Roo-he have expired. Many people don't know what she looks like. Damn shame....

Luckily, I SAVED them!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/MusicalPhantom/women/Ruhi1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/MusicalPhantom/women/Ruhi2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/MusicalPhantom/women/Ruhi3.jpg

 

[I'm Old Greg]

THAT's the woman that was jumping in your pool?

 

[Dark Phantom]

THAT's the woman that was jumping in your pool?

Yes my friend...*sniff* yes

I'm now 18 and she's a 27 year old out there in the world

 

[I'm Old Greg]

ohh : /
well what was it like seeing her in that two piece?

 

[Dark Phantom]

ummm....prettay. prettay. PRETTY good

 

[I'm Old Greg]

nice!
no pictures? no webcam video? You make her your old lady or what? any kodak underwater shots??
what kinda bikini was it???

 

[Dark Phantom]

I have Notzing! enjoy the pics i could muster :-/

 

[I'm Old Greg]

those are pretty good. i like how the photography got in the buttshot hah

So you didn't become friends with her? What happened at the pool?

 

[Dark Phantom]

No, she was only a tenent in the house next to me. She would take the daughters of the family living below her (and my sister) on trips and stuff. I barley interacted with this woman who is 10 years older than me. She spent her days at the pool just sunbathing...anything but her bare body. She would wear a cover up and talk with my family.

 

[I'm Old Greg]

i can only imagine...
haz your girl skills improved since the two years of this thread?

 

[knowsbleed]

I only wish to bring joy and laughter to the forum

Edit: I felt nostalgiac from looking over this thread. I noticed, however, that the picture I posted of Roo-he have expired. Many people don't know what she looks like. Damn shame....

Luckily, I SAVED them!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/MusicalPhantom/women/Ruhi1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/MusicalPhantom/women/Ruhi2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/MusicalPhantom/women/Ruhi3.jpg

Hookahs are hot. Women who smoke hookahs are hot. It's all hot.

 

[Erzengel]

Yes my friend...*sniff* yes

I'm now 18 and she's a 27 year old out there in the world

In the three years since this thread's inception, I really hope this wasn't the benchmark in which you gauged all other experiences in your life and also this wasn't the pinnacle of same.

 

[Dark Helmet]

wow, this thread really encompasses an entire story arc.

It's a plot for a movie. Email tihs thread to Michael Bay & he will add in some explosions to the non action scenes

 

[Ace of Knaves]

You should of snowflaked her tea pot...HARD!

 

[knowsbleed]

I have zero idea what that means... but I'm all for it.

 

[Dark Phantom]

i can only imagine...
haz your girl skills improved since the two years of this thread?

In the three years since this thread's inception, I really hope this wasn't the benchmark in which you gauged all other experiences in your life and also this wasn't the pinnacle of same.

Trust me, I just created this thread to get reactions b/c i know how the forum eats these topics up. I was never looking for advice. I've dated alot of girls and had my share of hook ups since. Not that I'm trying to prove anything.

 

[I'm Old Greg]

..but she was the punany that got away.

 

[The Riddler]

Haha, was wondering the same thing.


Srsly tho, I never saw it before and appreciate the attempt to bring fresh LOLs to a new generation.

don't worry my friend, i've made it my mission to inexplicably keep this thread relevant.

 

[The Riddler]

don't worry my friend, i've made it my mission to inexplicably keep this thread relevant.

don't stop.

 

[Gamma Ray]

You're 15. Watch her swim and then jerk off. Don't confront her. You're 15.