The Human Centipede

[C.F. Kane]

The wikipedia article

I admit that I haven't seen this, but it just seems so insanely gross and geniusly stupid that I had to make a thread about it.

The Pitch: A surgeon sews three people together ass to mouth. Someone thought about that and made a movie about it.

 

[echostation]

the trailer was just messed up, seriously I have no interest in seeing this, it just looks so idiotic yet creepy

 

[san15]

Ewww... well at least it's not a remake. Hopefully parents won't let thier kids watch that movie, but then again some parents don't care what thier kids watch anyways.

 

[SonikDeath]

I totally wanna see this.

 

[Rac]

It's a good flick. I saw it at a film festival last year. And it wasn't really gross at all. Pretty much a black comedy.

 

[Heretic]

I REALLY want to see this!!

By the way, the movie is called The Human Centipede: The First Sequence and a sequel has already been announced.

 

[dude stannis]

That's the stupidest f'king thing I've ever heard of. Like a horror movie version of The Room.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Ewww... well at least it's not a remake. Hopefully parents won't let thier kids watch that movie, but then again some parents don't care what thier kids watch anyways.

but not enough to ***** about how inappropriate the movie is lol anyway, yeah, just saw the trailer to first sequence... WOWSERS. It's like uwe boll finally got some sufficient funding or something lol.

 

[C.F. Kane]

For some reason, I think the premise of the movie sounds like something Christopher Walken would say in a movie.

Hey... you're talking to me all wrong... you betta change your tone or... I'll sew your mouth onto your brother's ass... then sew your sister's mouth onto your ass... make ya a human centipede... and that would not be fun... for you

 

[caretaker14]

Devin Faraci over at CHUD says that the chap playing the doctor is one of the best Mad Scientist characters ever.

Hell, I wanna see it.

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

You never go ass to mouth.

 

[S.A.A.D.]

Yes you do,like if you're some sexy chick that is submissive,gross,and semi-selfless.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

You never go ass to mouth.

unless you're in love lol

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

That's my prep station table!

 

[That-Guy]

I saw the trailer for this the other day. My jaw about hit the floor. Wow. They really went there.

 

[ross2287]

I clicked on this thinking someone was making a movie about the old arcade game.

Slightly disappointed.

 

[SonikDeath]

For some reason, I think the premise of the movie sounds like something Christopher Walken would say in a movie.

Hey... you're talking to me all wrong... you betta change your tone or... I'll sew your mouth onto your brother's ass... then sew your sister's mouth onto your ass... make ya a human centipede... and that would not be fun... for you

Imagining Christopher Walken actually saying this is hilarious.

 

[CBGB]

I actually do want to see this. I love horror movies that aim to be unusual and totally, not normal. At least it's an original concept, a breath of fresh air from the American torture porn people seem to like.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I heard the plot to the movie is about some guy who sews other people butthole's together.

 

[kickass]

I really want to see this. I loved INSIDE and MARTYRS and LET THE RIGHT ONE IN and [REC]........most of the horror I've loved in the past couple years have been foreign. Even though this isn't foreign, it has that same foreigner FEEL.
The doctor looks to give a brilliant performance.

 

[san15]

I heard the plot to the movie is about some guy who sews other people butthole's together.

I think Megan Fox should've done this movie instead of Jennifer's Body. Imagine her mouth being sewed to someone's anus. I think it would've been easier to sell to the audience.

 

[Asgard]

Ugh.

I read the movie plot description on the wiki article, and no, this is not something Id be interested in watching.

 

[Octoberist]

so umm..what's the point of the movie? I'm not trying to be facetious but is there even a narrative, or is it just an avant garde torture porn?

 

[Carmine Falcone]

The director is Dutch. He has made a few supposedly disastrously bad films here that I never bothered to see.

Needless to say, I'll skip this revolting-looking flick.

 

[C.F. Kane]

Can't believe I only just realized how easily "The Human Centipede" could be turned into a sex position.