The Hype Band....

[Danalys]

OMG this would be the best band ever! You've got to list the members!

i don't know that would require thought and remembering stuff. but they can all kick up a storm. their instruments are annoying ones, like playing a blackboard with fingernails, a click top pen for percusion, samples of a parrot that's learned out of date catchphrases.

 

[Tangled Web]

I can play the guitar.

 

[Bat Attack]

Name: The Dewclaw's
Logo:

Vocals: Tzarinna
Guitar: Batattack
Bass: Dew
Drums: Mee
Manager: JAL

Backup Vocals:
Holly Goodhead

 

[DV8]

It's beter when I can actually spit it. 80% of good rap is delivery.

although this is true, yo' lyrics be illin, G!!

 

[Ronny Shade]

although this is true, yo' lyrics be illin, G!!

That's nothin'. wait til you hear one I actually put some thought into

 

[Gotendbz-2]

Trogdor was a man,no wait he was a dragon man. Or maybe he was just a dragon but he was still TROGDOR!!!!!!!!!!!

TROGDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Homestarrunner.com rocks so hard.

Limozeen!

 

[Mee]

Name: The Dewclaw's
Logo:

Vocals: Tzarinna
Guitar: Batattack
Bass: Dew
Drums: Mee
Manager: JAL

Backup Vocals:
Holly Goodhead

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Don't listen to DV8, Ronny.
That was weak.
Aunt Petunia busts a fresher flow in his trousers every month.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I wrote it in 30 seconds. Thats fast even for me. usually I spend I good 10 minutes to a half hour on a verse

 

[Danalys]

i wrote this in 30 seconds

download me
use me abuse me download me
i'm free and easy don't disown me.
there's plenty to go around i copy like sound

share me you wont wear me thin
freely availiable the ****e incredible
there's no one to hurt duplicating my sin

so download me the song ****e
free and easy nothin more would please me

infect me, stop a little love going around
transmute me, prevent the life of the sound
imitate me, dilute the freshness into the ground

free ****e so maligned
free song awash amoungst our kind
the self fullfilling prophesy
look what you've done to me

so download me the song ****e
free and easy nothing else would please me

 

[DV8]

^^dam . . . because Wilhelm is infallible, I'm afraid that makes me wrong, Ronny . . . sorry

 

[DV8]

i wrote this in 30 seconds

download me
use me abuse me download me
i'm free and easy don't disown me.
there's plenty to go around i copy like sound

share me you wont wear me thin
freely availiable the ****e incredible
there's no one to hurt duplicating my sin

so download me the song ****e
free and easy nothin more would please me

infect me, stop a little love going around
transmute me, prevent the life of the sound
imitate me, dilute the freshness into the ground

free ****e so maligned
free song awash amoungst our kind
the self fullfilling prophesy
look what you've done to me

so download me the song ****e
free and easy nothing else would please me

if it ain't iambic pentameter, my head ain't bobbin

 

[Ronny Shade]

i wrote this in 30 seconds

download me
use me abuse me download me
i'm free and easy don't disown me.
there's plenty to go around i copy like sound

share me you wont wear me thin
freely availiable the ****e incredible
there's no one to hurt duplicating my sin

so download me the song ****e
free and easy nothin more would please me

infect me, stop a little love going around
transmute me, prevent the life of the sound
imitate me, dilute the freshness into the ground

free ****e so maligned
free song awash amoungst our kind
the self fullfilling prophesy
look what you've done to me

so download me the song ****e
free and easy nothing else would please me

'sokay

 

[Danalys]

songs written in 30 seconds are ones you look back on and think next time 31 seconds might be better.

 

[Ronny Shade]

often true. Though I've written quick verses that only would have suffered from revisionary processes.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Pull up a stool, Ronny, and let me show you how we do it.


My name is Wilhelm-Scream and I'm here to say?
That I'm the best Rapper in the U.S.A.
....*scratchy noise*....
Now wave your hands in the air.
Wave 'em 'round like you JUST don't care.
My rhymes go on and on.
On and on till the crack o' dawn.

Peace out.

I just wrote that in 12 seconds.

 

[Danalys]

the last second i press the backspace key.

 

[jaguarr]

I call this short verse...

Making A Supermodel

Now we all know blind_fury sucks and swallows
Listen up ya'll and I'll tell you what follows
See he's got the 411 on hookin' and what that's about
So I punked his ass and I'm pimpin' him out
So if you want blind_fury to scratch your itch
Just pay me fitty dollahs 'cuz I'm the Juggernaut, b1tch!

*throws mic down....walks off stage*


jag

 

[Ronny Shade]

Pull up a stool, Ronny, and let me show you how we do it.


My name is Wilhelm-Scream and I'm here to say?
That I'm the best Rapper in the U.S.A.
....*scratchy noise*....
Now wave your hands in the air.
Wave 'em 'round like you JUST don't care.
My rhymes go on and on.
On and on till the crack o' dawn.

Peace out.

I just wrote that in 12 seconds.

That was...really good! I'm really impressed. I think I'm gonna go rethink my entire rap philosophy

 

[Erzengel]

I'm only good at Haikus

Money in advance
Buying love by the hour
Sad, lonely Fury

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Just pay me fitty dollahs 'cuz I'm the Juggernaut, b1tch!

*throws mic down....walks off stage*

See Ronny, no matter what you do, you have to have at least one pop culture reference, and then you have to show some violent attitude.
Don't be a buster, buster.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

That was...really good! I'm really impressed. I think I'm gonna go rethink my entire rap philosophy

You can use that if you want...but like, put your name in instead.

 

[Ronny Shade]

See Ronny, no matter what you do, you have to have at least one pop culture reference, and then you have to show some violent attitude.
Don't be a buster, buster.

I'm not sure you realize quite how funny it is that you're trying to teach me how to rap

 

[DV8]

I call this short verse...

Making A Supermodel

Now we all know blind_fury sucks and swallows
Listen up ya'll and I'll tell you what follows
See he's got the 411 on hookin' and what that's about
So I punked his ass and I'm pimpin' him out
So if you want blind_fury to scratch your itch
Just pay me fitty dollahs 'cuz I'm the Juggernaut, b1tch!

*throws mic down....walks off stage*


jag

Big Jaggy is a hip-hop GAWD!!! WHo'd-a-thunk!?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'm not sure you realize quite how funny it is that you're trying to teach me how to rap

Could you PM the tablature for the solo from Stairway to Heaven?