The Hype Encyclopedia

[incubat]

awesome, can't believe all of this happened

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I am saving up to go to Barranquilla Colombia - Is the name of a thread (still active) made in late June of 2007. The thread revealed to Hype posters that Hooter's Pimp, Ghostrider87, was at it again. This time, after watching E! specials featuring Sofia Vergera, he had decided to take a trip to her home town in Colombia. He claimed throughout the thread he would go there and "meet women, hug women, and dance with women". The thread progressed much the same as his Hooter's Pimp thread until posters began to suspect Ghostrider87 may actually be mildly ******ed. What followed would go down as one of the greatest moments in SHH history. After utterly failing a logic and emotional test given by ShadowBoxing and Jaguarr, Ghostrider87 began to change his tune. He continued to insult posters as usual, but this time he claimed himself to be very "successful with women". He proceeded to dazzel his audience with tales of "this chick I once talked to" and "times I hugged and kissed girls" and even "this one time a girl held my hand". After berating posters for nearly 10 pages he told us a bomb shell. There was a girl, Jill, who in the coming weeks would be his girlfriend. ShadowBoxing, Kritish, Erzengel and others pushed for more details. The story ended up being ten times better than any pathetic story imaginable. Jill was in fact a random girl he had met while viewing a movie alone. She was nice enough to talk to him and high fived him when the villain in the movie (Hostel) was killed. Ghostrider87 did get her number and she told him to call her if he was going to be at the movies again, but when he called her again at her home she told him she "was moving and not to call her at that number again" without giving him any further contact information. The posters nicely tried to explain to GR87 that this girl had shot him down. However GR87 wouldn't hear it. He insisted the girl would "reunite" with him. He later attempted to back up his claim with a story of a waitress to whom he told his story. He said she told him he was adorable and that "God rewards good people". However it was clear she was just placating him.

Ghostrider87 is still at large and probably still stalking Jill. If you have any information contact John Walsh at America's Most Wanted

 

[Kritish]

I am saving up to go to Barranquilla Colombia - Is the name of a thread (still active) made in late June of 2007. The thread revealed to Hype posters that Hooter's Pimp, Ghostrider87, was at it again. This time, after watching E! specials featuring Sofia Vergera, he had decided to take a trip to her home town in Colombia. He claimed throughout the thread he would go there and "meet women, hug women, and dance with women". The thread progressed much the same as his Hooter's Pimp thread until posters began to suspect Ghostrider87 may actually be mildly ******ed. What followed would go down as one of the greatest moments in SHH history. After utterly failing a logic and emotional test given by ShadowBoxing and Jaguarr, Ghostrider87 began to change his tune. He continued to insult posters as usual, but this time he claimed himself to be very "successful with women". He proceeded to dazzel his audience with tales of "this chick I once talked to" and "times I hugged and kissed girls" and even "this one time a girl held my hand". After berating posters for nearly 10 pages he told us a bomb shell. There was a girl, Jill, who in the coming weeks would be his girlfriend. ShadowBoxing, Kritish, Erzengel and others pushed for more details. The story ended up being ten times better than any pathetic story imaginable. Jill was in fact a random girl he had met while viewing a movie alone. She was nice enough to talk to him and high fived him when the villain in the movie (Hostel) was killed. Ghostrider87 did get her number and she told him to call her if he was going to be at the movies again, but when he called her again at her home she told him she "was moving and not to call her at that number again" without giving him any further contact information. The posters nicely tried to explain to GR87 that this girl had shot him down. However GR87 wouldn't hear it. He insisted the girl would "reunite" with him. He later attempted to back up his claim with a story of a waitress to whom he told his story. He said she told him he was adorable and that "God rewards good people". However it was clear she was just placating him.

Ghostrider87 is still at large and probably still stalking Jill. If you have any information contact John Walsh at America's Most Wanted

t: *snort* t:

 

[Showtime]

Do we already have "Vague History" in here?

 

[Abaddon]

if you're referring to The Incredible Hulk, nope, go for it

 

[incubat]

I am saving up to go to Barranquilla Colombia - Is the name of a thread (still active) made in late June of 2007. The thread revealed to Hype posters that Hooter's Pimp, Ghostrider87, was at it again. This time, after watching E! specials featuring Sofia Vergera, he had decided to take a trip to her home town in Colombia. He claimed throughout the thread he would go there and "meet women, hug women, and dance with women". The thread progressed much the same as his Hooter's Pimp thread until posters began to suspect Ghostrider87 may actually be mildly ******ed. What followed would go down as one of the greatest moments in SHH history. After utterly failing a logic and emotional test given by ShadowBoxing and Jaguarr, Ghostrider87 began to change his tune. He continued to insult posters as usual, but this time he claimed himself to be very "successful with women". He proceeded to dazzel his audience with tales of "this chick I once talked to" and "times I hugged and kissed girls" and even "this one time a girl held my hand". After berating posters for nearly 10 pages he told us a bomb shell. There was a girl, Jill, who in the coming weeks would be his girlfriend. ShadowBoxing, Kritish, Erzengel and others pushed for more details. The story ended up being ten times better than any pathetic story imaginable. Jill was in fact a random girl he had met while viewing a movie alone. She was nice enough to talk to him and high fived him when the villain in the movie (Hostel) was killed. Ghostrider87 did get her number and she told him to call her if he was going to be at the movies again, but when he called her again at her home she told him she "was moving and not to call her at that number again" without giving him any further contact information. The posters nicely tried to explain to GR87 that this girl had shot him down. However GR87 wouldn't hear it. He insisted the girl would "reunite" with him. He later attempted to back up his claim with a story of a waitress to whom he told his story. He said she told him he was adorable and that "God rewards good people". However it was clear she was just placating him.

Ghostrider87 is still at large and probably still stalking Jill. If you have any information contact John Walsh at America's Most Wanted

I never entered that thread...guess I should've gone in...I missed so much

 

[Badger]

I am saving up to go to Barranquilla Colombia - Is the name of a thread (still active) made in late June of 2007. The thread revealed to Hype posters that Hooter's Pimp, Ghostrider87, was at it again. This time, after watching E! specials featuring Sofia Vergera, he had decided to take a trip to her home town in Colombia. He claimed throughout the thread he would go there and "meet women, hug women, and dance with women". The thread progressed much the same as his Hooter's Pimp thread until posters began to suspect Ghostrider87 may actually be mildly ******ed. What followed would go down as one of the greatest moments in SHH history. After utterly failing a logic and emotional test given by ShadowBoxing and Jaguarr, Ghostrider87 began to change his tune. He continued to insult posters as usual, but this time he claimed himself to be very "successful with women". He proceeded to dazzel his audience with tales of "this chick I once talked to" and "times I hugged and kissed girls" and even "this one time a girl held my hand". After berating posters for nearly 10 pages he told us a bomb shell. There was a girl, Jill, who in the coming weeks would be his girlfriend. ShadowBoxing, Kritish, Erzengel and others pushed for more details. The story ended up being ten times better than any pathetic story imaginable. Jill was in fact a random girl he had met while viewing a movie alone. She was nice enough to talk to him and high fived him when the villain in the movie (Hostel) was killed. Ghostrider87 did get her number and she told him to call her if he was going to be at the movies again, but when he called her again at her home she told him she "was moving and not to call her at that number again" without giving him any further contact information. The posters nicely tried to explain to GR87 that this girl had shot him down. However GR87 wouldn't hear it. He insisted the girl would "reunite" with him. He later attempted to back up his claim with a story of a waitress to whom he told his story. He said she told him he was adorable and that "God rewards good people". However it was clear she was just placating him.

Ghostrider87 is still at large and probably still stalking Jill. If you have any information contact John Walsh at America's Most Wanted

 

[Showtime]

if you're referring to The Incredible Hulk, nope, go for it

Superman Returns and I guess The Incredible Hulk certainly applies.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Taiwarriorz (Updated) - Taiwarriorz is a poster at the hype who is distinctly Southern in both appearance and habits. However his true quirks lay elsewhere. Taiwarriorz came upon the Hype last year and often is known for a gimmicky posting style with bad grammatical and spelling errors. Most noticably is his pension for the word "geuax" in place of "go". He also types very phenetically, and is known to use slang, exposition and "accent" in expressing what he has to say. Another particularity is his "name dropping": meaning he will mention several of his friends, acquintances and friends of friends in telling stories. He is incredibly arrogant, and most of these "gimmicks" stem from that.

Noteable Hype Moments

"I can Squat 550" - Taiwarriorz claimed he could squat 550lbs, which would've broken currently held High School records. Ignoring the fact that all his photos revealed a moderately out of shape teen with a beer gut, he continued to insist this fact even giving ShadowBoxing his high school coaches number to verify his claim. ShadowBoxing didn't call his school, but said he did, inflating Tai's numbers to 600lbs. Tai admitted that, yes, he could Squat 600 lbs and was being modest. ShadowBoxing then told him he never called the school, and simply increased the number because "he knew he'd admit to anything so long as it inflated his ego".

"The Hunting and Fishing Thread" - This is probably Tai's most popular thread. It was the site of events described above and his personal stomping ground. Recently Taiwarriorz began bragging again in this thread, this time about working on an "oil referie" (Oil Refinery). Needless to say, no one who has a job that doesn't involve working endless hours as an oil refinery grunt, was impressed.

"National Day of Repentence" - Taiwarriorz, again appearing to be pulling information out of his ass, started the "National Day of Repentence" thread. He claimed in it there would be a National Day of repenting one's sins. He said something about his preacher telling him about a committee getting together and talking with Bush - either way it was all a bunch of bullsh**, you don't have to know. It again became a "Politics v Religion" thread. Taiwarriorz, for some reason, put the word "spoiler" in the thread title. He also apparently beganing PMing several posters, including Toven, with hate mail and threats. How very Christian.

 

[Badger]

This should be added to the Aunt Petunia entry

 

[Abaddon]

already done.

 

[Badger]

Well, alrighty then.

 

[redmarvel]

Someone make an entry about me! I think I've earned it being as I am associated with at least 3 of the other entries (Bakerboy, IKYN, and the truth seekers)

t: You don't get an entry anymore than I do Matt... we are "self-explanatory"

 

[nosebleed.]

 

[nosebleed.]

Hype Wormhole - n. - An very occasional (as of late) phenomenon when a post made by a specific poster is transported in front of a post, which was technically after it. When this takes place, a post that was clearly a response is put in front of the post that was quoted, thus, giving the poster(s) the feeling of "WTF?".

perfect example...I posted the after reading your post.

 

[nosebleed.]

DOUBLE WORMHOLE!!!

 

[Warhammer]

Hype Wormhole - n. - An very occasional (as of late) phenomenon when a post made by a specific poster is transported in front of a post, which was technically after it. When this takes place, a post that was clearly a response is put in front of the post that was quoted, thus, giving the poster(s) the feeling of "WTF?".

 

[nosebleed.]

triple wormhole...i give up.

 

[nosebleed.]

it sucks the happiness out of my posts.

 

[Warhammer]

That goddamn wormhole.

 

[Warhammer]

.

 

[JP]

I call it the Time Warp, but I guess wormhole is okay too.

 

[nosebleed.]

I call it the Time Warp, but I guess wormhole is okay too.

time warp, wormhole, flux capacitor...its all the same.

 

[Warhammer]

I called it wormhole, because I've seen more people use it.
It caught on with me. At first, I just called it "f*** up."

 

[Warhammer]

time warp, wormhole, flux capacitor...its all the same.

LMAO.